Submarine Officer 101: Too fat for SEALS, too socially awkward for Pilot

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NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

Baloogan posted:

What the hell is wrong with the navy?

I've always been fascinated with subs and especially nuclear subs. I always had this conception you guys had good food, I mean you all live, poo poo and work right beside a nuclear reactor.

Why can't the navy select good chefs? They get people with good eyesight to be snipers and pilots. They select people with leadership qualities to be officers. why the hell can't they get someone who WANTS to be a chef to be a chef?

Rice in your pizza? Serving beans to the whole crew on a regular basis? Its like someone is TRYING to gently caress with y'all.

Also thanks so much for your replies, the little details of submarines help me understand the challenges you all face.

Are there kosher meals available?

My god...

quality tends to go out the window when you're trying to feed a shitload of people in a small period of time multiple times a day

# ¿ Aug 5, 2013 19:50

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:44

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

CISNAZI WEEDHITLER posted:

If that had been my guy I'd have written up a medal for him because holy loving poo poo gently caress that poo poo. Please tell me that guy was properly rewarded for that poo poo.

dishonorable discharge for dui two weeks later

# ¿ Aug 10, 2013 21:46

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

Sacrilage posted:

Sorry for the hiatus; was enjoying EVE Vegas with the goons.

shame this man

# ¿ Oct 21, 2013 07:25

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

an aviator wearing a sunmariner

# ¿ Dec 26, 2013 23:36

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

yeah i dunno if you wear a g-shock to that kind of poo poo obviously you don't know how to adapt to situations and she was in the right for questioning your readiness for that program

# ¿ Mar 7, 2014 07:56

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:44

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Persistent. Stupid. Civilian. Proof. 668!!!!

friend of the family

# ¿ Apr 20, 2014 06:34

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