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May 6, 2007

Soul destroying picture thread :stonk:

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May 6, 2007

The pink equal sign on red symbol is for those wanting to show support for lgbt marriage reform. The 'funny' is turning it on its side and making it a 9/11 joke. :thejoke:

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Uh, the majority of bees are female. Males only exist to fertilize a queen. Also their gonads fall off after mating. This is fatal.

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May 6, 2007

That poor dog. :smith:

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May 6, 2007

Handbags. What are they? We just dont know.


Oh wait, now we do.

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May 6, 2007

No, but we could try.

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May 6, 2007

The '2013 woot woot' in the other window is more depressing.

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May 6, 2007

One of my former lecturers is making note of terrible license plates from Australia.

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May 6, 2007

Augh clam juice. Who would do such a thing?!

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May 6, 2007

'Nicest mom' probably.

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May 6, 2007

Slim Killington posted:

That is a saw.

Thats a recipe for disaster.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

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May 6, 2007


Replacing a case of winter dick with whisky dick doesnt really seem that appealing.

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Pizza Hut is to remove all self-service salad carts from its 440 restaurants in China. Up to now, customers were permitted just one trip to the salad cart, but these restrictions have led to ingenious Scooby snack-style stacking of CCTV Tower proportions. The chain, the first to introduce pizza to China in 1990 and pizza delivery in 2001, claims that the move is part of a general menu expansion, but it's surely down to salad cart abuse.

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A South Australian man is facing charges after he was allegedly caught using vice grips instead of a steering wheel to drive a car.

Police said they saw a white Holden sedan being driven dangerously with two blown tyres on Sudholz Road in the Adelaide suburb of Gilles Plains.

When the car was pulled over, police said there was no steering wheel and the driver was allegedly using a pair of vice grips to steer.

The car was found to be unregistered and uninsured and already subject to a defect notice.

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dijon du jour posted:

It is here, ladies and gentlemen, that we bear witness to the death of shame. May it rest in peace.

The only recurring embarrassment dream I have is me in my pjs and clutching a pillow I had as a child out in public. These guys are living it. (no it was a regular pillow, I did not have an erotic body pillow as a childe )

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May 6, 2007

I think the proper emotion is 'fight or flight'

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May 6, 2007

burnsep posted:

How about "y'all"?

Also that is some wonderful crazy right there.

All of y'all in favour of this motion, say aye.

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May 6, 2007

No clue. If you read japanese you may or may not find out:
http://hamusoku.com/archives/8007967.html

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May 6, 2007

Are they at the premiere of their own movie?

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May 6, 2007

"Oh god, Will Smith is my dad."

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May 6, 2007


I want a lady who's into cryptocurrencies, but not too many cryptocurrencies.

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May 6, 2007

Sugar and thickener. What a bargain!

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We dont really have a tragic picture thread do we?

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May 6, 2007

Gotta get my Fluttershy outfit ready for goon critique this year.

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May 6, 2007

Tollymain posted:

Broken tables aside, I don't get it.

Those are pigeon deterring spikes you'll find outside buildings. The pigeons pooped so much they could just build a nest on top of the spikes.

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Bet he smells weird.

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Raithe posted:

How do you make yourself go wall-eyed like that? Thats just hilarious.

Cross your eyes and look off to the side.

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What're those on the shelves? Rocks?

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May 6, 2007

"Hey, what sexy costumes can we do this year?"
"Sexy disney giant monster?"

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Medieval romance books are weird.

(Conception of Alexander the Great, Les faize d’Alexandre (translation of Historiae Alexandri Magni of Quintus Curtius Rufus), Bruges ca. 1468-1475.)

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May 6, 2007

Mock it for having neck testicles.

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