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stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
how do i use the print function in python?

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stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

THC posted:

I am an okay programming I guess, but I dont care about it enough to spend any significant amount of my free time learning about programming and/or contributing to open source projects. So Im probably a C at best

dumpster-krugnard

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
a p-lang is p much like portegause or maybe latin i duno

java is like coffe or something so putting a script in coffe seems dumb

this is the extant of my programming knowldege

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i'm too dumb to learn c++ right now so i'm going back to python, litearlly the worst grammer

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
if you want to write c, might as well go all the way with real asembley

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
not much to fix when your lang is for babbys

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
visual basic

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
this is a safe zone and you are triggering me

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
should of started grinding out those langs in high school

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Luigi Thirty posted:

they haven't legalized that in florida yet!!!! it would probably help with my crippling anxiety attacks though

are you white? you may be able to get away with it

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Nanami Madobe posted:

Now then, anyone got any tips on how to get a girlfriend?

neg her op

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

AlsoD posted:

so i wrote 80% of a flappy birds game, not sure if i cba to finish it off

ask the nerds at #SAGameDev (you have to get into Synirc and then /join) for help.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

hold on to your butts

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Luigi Thirty posted:

same but accidentally picking up a recruiter cold call and hanging up on him when he asked me how much i made in my position as a CJ at [chain store]

that's p funny

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

AWWNAW posted:

i been working with a recruiter lately looking to relocate and they sent me an "opportunity" to work for a conservative lobbying group





i start on monday

being a republican lobbyist is hilarious because you are actively working against your interests. there was a article about cutting lobbyists something it was a good article.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i'm the bin

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Symbolic Butt posted:

I was expecting something crazier like this ruby thing:

http://chriskempson.github.io/base16/#monokai

it's like they hate white or something

i hate whites too

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
html status: lol this poo poo is barely a p lang

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

same

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Valeyard posted:



this is a poor comparison but things definetly look much better

the problem is you cant play above 10 fps on some computers that are maxed out

i am amazed that people still play runescape

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

standard libraries are arguably more important than language design

e.g. why java is nicer than C#

:eyepop:

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stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
people are poo poo, i want to live by myself like a hermit

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