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Cold on a Cob posted:i started out writing reports, it was actually useful to my career because the one thing programmers are consistently terrible at is database design and writing sql queries for a year really teaches you about it if you apply yourself correctly 
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May 8, 2013 22:07
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OBAMA BIN LinkedIn posted:lol is this a joke, multiple file handling in vim is by far better
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May 11, 2013 19:19
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i made every client buy me a copy of <$70 text editor> to give to friends lol suckers
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May 11, 2013 19:20
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maybe you should write porn apps for fun
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May 14, 2013 16:35
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Bloody posted:code is words that computers can read
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May 15, 2013 05:48
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we will always be a terrible programmer, no need to keep reminding us
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May 23, 2013 05:54
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i only hire offshore contractors for work that really sux and isn't going to be fun or creative. suck it 3rd world.
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May 23, 2013 16:26
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just use json
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May 29, 2013 07:42
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if you're using c# for web services you've already sprung the trap
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May 29, 2013 18:12
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just embed your fav p-lang in your project and script ur way to the bank
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May 29, 2013 18:23
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yep no way to use an ORM with an existing data source gotta have the developers design its schema! #yolo
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Jun 3, 2013 18:39
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420 use ORMs every day
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Jun 3, 2013 18:39
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what do you think https is lol step ur cj game up
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Jun 4, 2013 05:16
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how to learn pointers without an attention span: <changes & to * or some poo poo>, compile fails ignore errors, cntrl+z, repeat
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Jun 4, 2013 06:56
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CamH posted:like u can see what the sun engineers were trying to do when they made java 
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Jun 4, 2013 07:03
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maybe if you're a webdev
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Jun 9, 2013 01:25
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*uses c#* *never has sex again*
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Jun 9, 2013 05:36
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php isnt really programming
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Jun 9, 2013 06:48
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if javascript is so great why isnt anything important done with it?
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Jun 9, 2013 18:31
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vas0line posted:
you didn't declare n idiot
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Jun 9, 2013 22:44
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i wonder how many people have seen both church numerals and the genitalia of the opposite sex??
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Jun 10, 2013 02:20
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also if you use braces as the delimiter you close them s{burp}{fart}
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Jun 14, 2013 14:49
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best practices BITCH
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Jun 14, 2013 14:49
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qntm posted:i believe syntax highlighting perl
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Jun 16, 2013 01:57
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PleasingFungus posted:no that's C
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Jun 16, 2013 19:04
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Papes posted:I might have been overwhelmed trying to learn it all myself at 18 smdh if you werent programming compilers and scripting language interpreters at 18 just smdh
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Jun 18, 2013 01:43
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why are you surprised have you seen the people they pay to manage them? lol right?
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Jun 19, 2013 01:46
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just learn C first so all the 'candy' of C++ isnt confusing the poo poo out of you and then just never bother learning C++ because you are a C programmer and too smug for that
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Jun 20, 2013 23:47
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if you base your language choice on those types of things then C++ or php is definitely for you
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Jun 21, 2013 00:11
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visual C will never be updated past c89 so we can deduce that c99 is not real C
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Jun 21, 2013 01:02
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why learn ruby when perl6 is going to obsolete it
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Jun 21, 2013 23:57
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perl6 isnt perl 1-5, but a prototypical p langer probably wouldnt know that because its not a buzzword yet
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Jun 22, 2013 00:00
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plz rename this thread to C++ safe zone/hideout tia
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Jun 22, 2013 00:48
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if you need to be coddled through your mistakes then sure thats p cool
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Jun 22, 2013 04:59
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OBAMA BIN LinkedIn posted:we have 2 platforms that our c++ code has to compile on before it gets into production, one of which uses an ancient gcc extension that still complains if u don't specify a compile time const value when u initialise arrays. sounds like gods own c89 maybe you should just become a better programmer?
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Jun 22, 2013 16:02
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truly the terrible programmer safe zone/hideout
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Jun 22, 2013 16:42
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well i do have many adventures in c++ i just dont want to remember them
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Jun 22, 2013 16:59
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i dont know who lied to you about ruby being hip or cool but they lied its just another p-lang
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Jun 23, 2013 22:19
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i use sublime text on windows 7
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