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MrMoo posted:something different on sorting, ho hum, yet another sorting visualizaHOLY poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 05:50 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:29 |
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do people actually make their own monads? because it seems like most/all of the useful ones (lists, maybe, async, state, whatever idk) have been written already, and any new useful ones would be far beyond the abilities (or imagination) of anyone reading a 'what is a burrito' tutorial
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 03:22 |
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but is modal editing better with tabs or spaces?
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 03:27 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:at my startup our architecture is microservices and a message queue.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 08:30 |
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NihilCredo posted:tfvc is simpler. a LOT simpler. sounds a lot like microsoft svn
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 03:13 |
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in high school we used PIC16s and programmed them in some sort of basic-like language. we kept wiring the breadboards up wrong and destroying them thinking back, it's amazing how stupid and incurious i was back then. i had no idea how any of that poo poo worked or any idea of its limitations. i just wrote some code that I barely understood and couldn't ever get anything working since i had no idea about debugging
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 22:10 |
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lol if you don't do literally everything you can in the db. just lol
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 03:01 |
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Pie Colony posted:why would you not recommend? harder to version control i guess? version control isn't that big a problem - just check in your sql stuff as you would any other text file imo the big problem is how poor the "development" environment is for db dev. the languages are total poo poo, the tooling ranges from bad to atrocious to nonexistent, and debugging is a total pain in the rear end. writing js is often a nicer experience i guess testing would potentially be more annoying? idk i don't know how to test stuff
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 13:29 |
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i don't know what magical land of unicorns and roses y'all live in that has schemas to validate xml against, but i can assure you that in the real world the xml documents you receive will be just as arbitrary as some random yaml file
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 11:01 |
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don't get me wrong, i *like* xml (and its bastard children xpath and xslt) i just don't think most people care about ensuring their input is well-defined - see e.g. json, the proliferation of dynamic langs, ... it is nice being able to wave a mutually-agreed schema in someone's face when their poo poo is malformed
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 12:06 |
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it's crunch time on a fantastically critical but poorly-managed project. as is traditional, i'm rubber stamping some truly awful code through in reviews (when we actually do reviews), and writing some utter poo poo that mostly works in many cases - unless you hit this or that edge condition, or an error happens this is complicated by another guy, who keeps dropping half or mostly broken code on me, apparently under the impression that no syntax errors = good to go
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 12:11 |
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InfrastructureWeek posted:Spoiler alert: you will regret this lol oh, i know this very well, especially since there's a decent chance i'll end up maintaining the whole mess. but, Sapozhnik posted:i'll also regret being out of work because we didn't ship a product before the money people lost patience
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 21:02 |
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i had to write a couple of CROSS JOINs the other day. felt wrong
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 13:04 |
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if you've ever written a right join, gently caress you
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 13:07 |
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i thought nginx is open source and therefore garbage?
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 07:43 |
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i dreamt about writing a right join and then getting called on it in code review. my dreams suck
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 02:00 |
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tef posted:swedish collation by default feature, not bug
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 03:29 |
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akadajet posted:no, because twitter lets you know if your tweets are too long
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 02:18 |
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Shaggar posted:I just need something to store like 5 columns worth of data in a reliable, shared way and I didn't want to spin up a sql server for it. just throw it up on that sql server instance that hosts all the miscellaneous dbs that no one really cares about wtbd
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 20:57 |
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guessing keys isn't a thing. either you have access controls in place to prevent someone from looking up record (n + 1) and it doesn't matter, or you don't and you're a clown and you have other, worse vulnerabilities to worry about
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 10:06 |
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Soricidus posted:given that all programmers are poo poo, we should favor idioms that make the bugs they will inevitably write harder to exploit i agree that developers should not be allowed to design or develop a database
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 12:49 |
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 21:44 |
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tef posted:lol it's totally a thing when?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 21:45 |
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doesn't this fall into the "have access controls in place" category? in the vast* majority of cases, correctly guessing that there is an object with id n isn't a risk if the attacker can't actually access/use that object i think this is why owasp has a category for insecure (in contrast to all) direct object references happy to be educated otherwise though * and i know that there will be places this does matter
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 23:20 |
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LinYutang posted:generating javascript through Java string concatenation is extremely my poo poo this, but via an xslt transform
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 04:43 |
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motedek posted:i can't understand why anyone consuming data chooses to use a store that guarantees exactly nothing about what's in a record. projecting our collections (which were being used as de facto tables) into real tables was the only way to see all the nulls where different records used slightly different element names. lmao, ouch
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 20:51 |
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is swift any good?
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 02:12 |
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feedmegin posted:Edge is specifically a new from the ground up rewrite which is why they also ship IE with Windows 10 for compatibility. iirc edge is evergreen ie11 with the legacy compat poo poo removed from the rendering engine. they started with ie and just started ripping poo poo out
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 08:43 |
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and now you see why no one likes ie 2.0
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 11:45 |
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i'm starting to feel really inadequate due to my lack of basic cs fundamentals. i'm self taught, with a degree in an unrelated subject, and i'm earning way more $$$ than i have any right to be (especially given my limited and scattered knowledge) i'm scared that i'm falling on the bad side of dunning-kruger. is it imposter syndrome if you're actually an imposter?
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 11:51 |
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HoboMan posted:just managed to take 3000 line sql query no one ever wanted to look at that is central to how our poo poo works and make it go from 15 second run time to sub 1 second. this, but two table variables and from 45 min to effectively instantaneous. it wasn't 3000 lines though i'm dealing with a totally loving inscrutable 1500 line function, which implements some core functionality. i alternate between fantasizing about just walking out and never returning, and praying for death
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 01:12 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:im not sure what you mean by defining type hierarchy. in general, i have a fairly good idea about possible abnormalities in the dataset, which is why i posted that isintance(x, dict) example earlier, since in this garbage i am forced to work with: you should probably find another job
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 11:32 |
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love your effortposts
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 20:02 |
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"depreciated"
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 11:01 |
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the problem with soap is that it assumes a minimum degree of competence on both sides i'm sure these clowns are manually creating their wsdl and their soap xml packets
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 23:17 |
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starting to think that the guy who was rewriting the forums in elixir may have been on to something
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 23:59 |
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the terrible programmer thread is a very appropriate place for n+1 errors
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 12:27 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:29 |
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Sapozhnik posted:still paralyzed by indecision lol i probably wouldn't judge a language based purely on how elegantly it fits into my build pipeline
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