terrible programmers: my god, it's full of chars

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Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

akadajet posted:

Is "My Atari hardware" the new "my girlfriend"?

Because that would rule

i have an atari, but it's in canada.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 08:16

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:48

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Imma guess licensing

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 09:14

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Shaggar posted:

you don't like less/sass you just hate dealing with regular css more.

shaggar was right

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 15:15

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

fart simpson posted:

regular css is horrible though

that doesn't make less and sass good

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 15:16

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

document.querySelectorAll is my favorite thing that's kind of related to css

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 15:31

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Soricidus posted:

if you write a java and you return null from a method without annotating it as @Nullable then you are a terrible person and I hope you choke on a null

yeah, but which @Nullabe?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 09:16

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

suffix posted:

Java code:

public Collection<Bar> foosIntoBars(Collection<Foo> foos) {
    if (NullUtil.isEmptyOrNull(foos)) {
        return null;
    }
   ...
}

static public void main(String[] argv) {
    ...
    Collection<Bar> bars = NullUtil.emptyListIfNull(foosIntoBars(foos)));
   ...
}

code:

public Collection<Bar> foosIntoBars(Collection<Foo> foos) {
    if (NullUtil.isEmptyOrNull(foos)) {
        return Collections.singletonList(null);
    }
    ...
}

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 08:40

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

akadajet posted:

in vim you don't copy and paste. you yank and pull

but yanking and pulling is the same thing?

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 13:15

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

is there some kind of an universal sentence tokenization library that will spit out a stream of words from any text, written in any script?

i know doing that correctly is Really Hard, but is there something that produces stable results, even if incorrect? i want to try some bayesian classification on tweets as an idiot side project, and it would be nice if it's not hardcoded to support only languages that separate words with whitespace.

is there a word for what i'm looking for? (a unicorn lol)

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 09:30

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

tef posted:

segmentation ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Text_segmentation#Word_segmentation

that looks like the term i was looking for.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 22:06

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

holy gently caress the css file for the Web interface is 1.8mb alongside 8mb of javascript and I think 4mb of fonts

total data received on load:26mb for a glorified irc with no functionality

Web "development" :razz:

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 18:05

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Sapozhnik posted:

open = democratic
simple = people's republic of

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 07:53

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

remember terraframe?

i was completely serious about it being excellent course material, because of the poo poo like that thing Powerful Two-Hander is talking about.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 09:48

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Luigi Thirty posted:

holy poo poo jaguar is the best console

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 12:21

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Luigi Thirty posted:

what if my language of choice is Atari Jaguar DSP assembly

in that case there is a free instruction, but it frees the wrong thing

# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 06:48

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

i think upnp is the standard that's just complete unimplementable garbage

# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 17:18

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

◜++
◟++

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 06:12

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

pokeyman posted:

that actually looks really cool

scrollpos supremacy

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 08:09

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Luigi Thirty posted:

i can dump the intermediate values to memory and figure it out yeah

in the meantime i'm working on sprites

time to figure out drawing them transparently lol

that's my aesthetic

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 07:30

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

if i can't google and ctrl-space doesn't immediately reveal what i need to do, i'm lost and hopeless.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 06:29

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

The key to programmer success is to learn what the bin packing problem and travelling salesman problem are, then convince everyone else that all problems you're trying to solve is one of those and therefore there is no good solution and your code is as good as any other code *taps temple*

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 09:39

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

what if i told you...that not all frontends are web

*points to dilznick*

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 16:48

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:48

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

cinci zoo sniper posted:

hot garbage clown bait

you rang?

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 09:39

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