EugeneJ posted:

The video I watched cut off before he read it?

I'm guessing there was a lot of stuff cut for topical reasons - probably a bunch of pre-Trump political jokes from a year ago that don't hold up

EugeneJ posted:

So the modern equivalent of that joke would be 2 black people saying to each other "2 white businessmen walk into a bar - one asks how business is going, the other says 'great!'"

It's just a play on being disadvantaged, right?

I did the "call out someone for laughing when you know they didn't get the joke" thing before IRL and it had the same result as when Norm did it

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Dana Carvey is a hack

Puppy Galaxy posted:

FishBowlRobot posted:

Norm, or @pepsiorspryte: Do you remember, there was that really squeaky clean intern at SNL who took the bus everyday to and from Philly and was the only guy who called Lorne, "Mr. Michaels." And people asked him why he didn't just call him "Lorne" and the kid said, "I'll call Mr. Michaels, 'Lorne,' when Mr. Michaels tells me to call him that. But then there was this director who went off his meds and became obsessed with this kid and the police found the director in a van and the van had the kid's name on the contact sheet circled in red and pictures of the kid with his eyes cut out, and they thought the director had killed the kid. But he was just on the bus back home to Philly. Do you remember that? He was the same guy who attacked Rosa the cleaning lady.

Spade: Was it Tom Schiller?

Norm: (laughing) Well we didn't want to say that.

Spade: No. I thought I was going to win. Who was it?

Norm: I don't know, I'm just reading a card.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Tim Allen took personal responsibility for his drug trafficking and served his time in prison and paid his debt to society. He didn't try to blame society or say it was The Man keeping him down that turned him to a life of crime

little munchkin posted:

yep.

Monday Bandele posted:

Imagine turning on the TV in your halfway house after spending 30 years in prison and seeing the guy who ratted you out turn to the camera and go AEEEEUGH

little munchkin posted:

*chelsea manning tries to use the restroom for the gender that she most identifies with*

Al Borland: I don't think so, trans.

GoldfishStew posted:

LMAO drink bleach

FishBowlRobot posted:

When Bob Zmuda was on Gilbert's podcast, he claimed that one or two girls blew him while he was at the Playboy mansion, under the assumption that he was Jim Carrey of course.

GoldfishStew posted:

Jim Carrey ep was almost unlistenable, literally. Just madness. This season has been by far the worst. This episode in particular was bizarre. Norm this entire time he has talked about wanting to do his podcast seemed to really want to have actual meaningful conversations with guests and not just typical talk show fare, yet Jim comes on and is the most willing to discuss actual real thoughts and perspectives he has and Norm kept interrupting for easy jokes and butting in his own experiences. He didnt let anything breathe at all, which was sorta how he framed this entire show concept. Really disappointed.

GoldfishStew posted:

Oh no it's a real real doll, lol. My girlfriend got it for me when she left to go teach English in Kyoto for a 3 year contract as a going away present. That Wonder Woman honestly looks almost as life like.

GoldfishStew posted:

Oh no it's a real real doll, lol. My girlfriend got it for me when she left to go teach English in Kyoto for a 3 year contract as a going away present. That Wonder Woman honestly looks almost as life like.