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goldboilermark posted:I'm not being sarcastic. You are responsible for a few coffee stains by my chair at work. Oh jeez just gently caress him already the sexual tension is way too loving thick. I can barely breathe in this thread.
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Arglebargle III posted:No you can't go with a Russian-American because they will blow up your boston marathon. Russian-America is already not safe. We country still good. What the gently caress?
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bad day posted:In Russia-America, marathon blow up you! People died
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BadAstronaut posted:Thanks for all the replies guys. Have you had our heard of people's kindles or hard drive content's being checked upon entry to the country? I am thinking of stocking up on all media I could want on my devices before arriving... They won't find your feline erotica, relax.
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goldboilermark posted:You can always come to Tianjin and watch TWM get drunk. If you get me really drunk I'll be all up over you. Kissing you all over like on your bum or weiner or whatever.
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I can immediately tell he's gonna have a hard time here. "Guys I just got here and the pool doesn't have waiters and the water has LEAVES in it  "
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BadAstronaut posted:I have a problem. My rickshaw driver is constantly trying to talk to me in that monkey language of his. Where can I buy a bull-whip in this country, preferably without having to risk touching a local?
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Bloodnose posted:My building has a pool too. I think every building in Hong Kong that isn't public housing has one. I'm so sick of your "facts" getting in the way of my hyperbole.
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Tientsin Peking What a load of rubbish Wade-Giles was.
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Modem Noise posted:I'm in Hong Kong for a week. I've been here before, so I've already been to the major tourist places like the Peak, Star ferry, TST and Mongkok. Mainlanders with arms full of baby formula legging it through customs.
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BadAstronaut posted:Hey, is there any consensus among you goons about which is the best VPN to go for? Or are they all much the same and I can just pick any of the ones in the OP? Vita VPN is very good. They have a free trial of 888mb but if you run out of that all you gotta do is make a new email address and you've got another account ready to go. It literally only takes 3 minutes to make a new account so I think it's worth it.
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SB35 posted:You don't see yourself downloading much? This is China we're talking about here. You don't need to waste your time paying for netflix and waiting for the stream to maybe load. You can just torrent seasons and seasons of all those wonderful TV shows and movies that will never be released in China. No one in China cares. I think he is one of those weirdos who likes paying money for stuff or something. If its true, then thats some sick, twisted thinking.
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Guangzhou is like New York sans the ability for everybody in the city willing to pay exorbitant prices for rent for a chance to have their head stuck up their own rear end.
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Oh yeah Abe I broke up with my girl too. Now you don't have to literally froth at the mouth whenever I mention her. Also 大胖糖(da pang tang) (big fat candy) turned out to be a manipulative psycho bitch intent on ruining our relationship (my ex and I, not you and I).
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Just Another Lurker posted:Her parents are separated so HONK HONK ALL ABOARD THE BROKEN FAMILY CLOWN CAR! Seriously, this sounds like a bad idea. Your father in law will be demanding you buy him malboro cigarettes, the mother in law will be going off with her new boyfriend for weeks on end leaving your wifey distressed and unable to have sex. Then you walk in on your brother in law in your own bedroom with some costumed freak, and he continues to look at you as he licks his palm and rubs the tiny nub emerging from the crotch of the costumed monstrosity.
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In my experience most "HR" departments is one girl who also doubles as a teacher. edit: which would make arguments with that woman so much funnier. "You're an rear end in a top hat, I'm talking to HR about this" "Okay let me get HR....okay HR tells you to go gently caress yourself" ants on my cum rag fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Aug 25, 2013 |
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I can get behind this sort of nap thing. World ain't gonna explode in the half-hour I take my nap, be cool.
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Pro-PRC Laowai posted:Well... normally they'll give you the soup if you ask for it. The shittier places (全聚德) will swap you the carcass for soup. The better places will give you the soup AND the carcass. Said carcass is for soup-making back home. Just add some goodies like ginger, salt, celery, wintermelon, topped off with gouqi and boil the gently caress outta it. Best results if you use a dutch oven Ewww. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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ASOIAF would be a fantastic troll for your class. Sweet little Chinese girl comes up to the front of the class and reads, "He sucked on her breasts and her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the rum and he had never tasted anything so fine and good in all his life"
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bad day posted:This isn't even vaguely clever but you are on my list now. HAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU'RE ON THE LIST, PAL GOOD LUCK GETTING ANY MLP MERCHANDISE WHEN I POST YOUR INTERNET HANDLE ON "THE LIST". YOU HAVE MADE THE LIST THE LIST IS POWERFUL AND UNFORGIVING
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The best part about your friend who thinks its funny to do the Nazi salute is that if you punched him and explained to onlookers, they wouldn't care because Chinese people have a huge focus on what the Japanese did and nothing else. They don't even know who Hirohito is. Just "Japan".
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Grand Fromage posted:So white people. I'd like to learn some characters for a baseline if I move to somewhere that uses them. I'm not sure where though. China, HK, or Japan are all possible. So is it easier to learn traditional and figure out simplified or vice versa? I know the answer is learn the one for where you are going but I don't know. Also, I can learn hanja while I keep up with Korean studies here, those are traditional characters. I'm leaning that way since I need to keep working on Korean and that was I can do both, but looking for input from people who actually know things. Start with traditional and simplified should be much easier for you.
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Pro-PRC and caberham stop fighting! I love you both. Can't you see this country is tearing us apaaart? 
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Pro-PRC Laowai posted:But I learned it from you! It's a cycle of abuse
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Pro-PRC Laowai posted:It's all about access control and quit frankly it's awesome. Keeps out the riffraff and makes for easier security. Is there ever a time where you don't sound like a sneering imperialist? Also I think street layouts everywhere are pretty 
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Almond Crunch posted:But I DO get a weekend; Monday and Tuesday is my weekend! But really what should I be looking for? You sound like you can't handle it. Go home. Or somewhere else where there'll be more "bitches" for you to date rape. Also drugs in China, nice one man. Good to see you using big words too, so we don't mistake you for some kind of creepy dumb goon. Choice quote: "The chinese girls have not been as welcoming as i'd heard. I am tall, blond, young, and healthy. I never had problems...getting laid in America or Russia, but here it seems that I'm exotcized to inhumanity; i can spend a whole night having girls coming up to me asking for photos with me but any advance or invitation on my part is met with shock and hushed dismissal" Here's a spoiler Because you're a loving creepy rear end in a top hat [Fedora'ing intensifies] [M'lady'ing intensifies] edit: Oh yeah and look at you distancing yourself from 'undesirable' expats. You are one of those undesirable expats because you don't have a good personality. You're confused from seeking approval from different social groups. So sometimes you post as though you're some kind of jock "hell yeah loving nerds and their businesses, amirite?" and on the other hand you post like some guy who just crawled out of reddit "conversational fecundity, m'goon sire". You're a stain, Almond Crunch. You're the sexpats that we talk about here. You're the creepy, balding 40 year old who goes to clubs every weekend to try to force some poor girl on your lap. Give it a rest. ants on my cum rag fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Dec 5, 2013 |
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Arglebargle III posted:There was a goose in the elevator this morning. It happens pretty often in the boonies where I lived. I posted a picture of it in wechat and got a couple amused responses and then someone posted a gay porn macro. That wasn't gay porn it was a black woman.
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HAHAHHAHAHAA oh guestbob. Now I see why everyone thinks you are so funny.
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goldboilermark posted:
100% of my paycheck came from this line of thinking. Don't knock it, it got me a pretty comfortable life.
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BadAstronaut posted:I hope your boss loving dies. People like that can go to hell. gently caress that bitch. Grrr look at me I will never be affected by taunts but I'm still so mad I probably punch myself in the head like a spaz
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BadAstronaut posted:Oh you got to me, that much is clear. The way you quoted a post I made some months earlier when you made me lose it - so you made it your mission to troll and troll and troll until I lost it? Good job. Why are you so angry all the time? Why you gotta harsh everyone's buzz?
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blackbox posted:All my visa stuff finally came through, so in the not so distant future I'm going to be a Tianjin goon! If GBM talks about Amber, smile politely and find an escape route
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Ceciltron posted:Alright, then a serious question: Did you forget to read the OP? You are doing something really loving stupid. You are going to lose and get deported, best case scenario. Do not do this. No one will give a poo poo about you
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I was gonna hold back but Ceciltron, man, you're a loving moron. 1. You think your different skin colour is gonna save you? Well gently caress you. You might think you're king poo poo when all the laowai chasers are on your tail but as soon as you step inside the corporate Chinese world, consider your hairless balls stuck in a vice. 2. No one is gonna consider your case. Seriously. gently caress you. 3. Your privilege cannot be overstated. EVERYTHING IS FAIR screams Ceciltron as he jerks off about JUSTICE and FREEDOM. You gave up JUSTICE and FREEDOM the minute you arrived in a totalitarian capitalist society, you loving nonce. 4. UGH, gently caress 5. Everyone is laughing behind your back. I'm being a good guy here. Everyone thinks you're gonna lose. I'm just letting you know, there's no possible way for you to come out of this a winner. 6. "Will I be blacklisted?" asks the loving inbred. YES, YES YOU WILL. People don't like english monkeys who put up a fight. You'll be loving blacklisted for the rest of your days. 7. I once had to wait 2 weeks for pay. I didn't sue anybody because I'm not a white boy with a superiority complex. In summary, Holy poo poo you piece of human poo poo. You really are stupid, aren't you? I'm surprised you can pick up a pen to write "Mr. Laowai" on the board of some poo poo-tier school. But hey, no one knows better than you, Ceciltron, you loving wank stain. You're worse than BadAstronaut. Even he is just stupidly naive and unable to function on his own. He's like a fetus in a cardboard box. You are like a fetus with a switchblade preparing to take down an oncoming train. You. loving. Idiot. p.s. I hope you die. You're like a guy who sneaks into a bears cave, eats its food, then punches the bear for daring to give you bad food. ants on my cum rag fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Feb 3, 2014 |
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GuestBob posted:For the record, I am skeptical but I am not laughing. Ceciltron has done more to handle his situation than 99% of the poor sods who end up with the fuzzy end of the chopstick. The odds are against him and people have told him that - but the only one ridiculing him here is you. Here's the thing: He's delusional. He's got some fantasy about killing the big bad but really, he's just ignorant about China. It's like some guy reporting the police on every street-shitter he sees. It's naive and laughable. I mean c'mon GuestBob, he called a guy a two bit owner of 3 franchise schools. That's PPC levels of arrogance.
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goldboilermark posted:"He managed to hire a lawyer". Amazing stuff! You mean he found a law office and gave them money? And they accepted it?! And he found an apartment, and gave someone money for it, and they accepted it!? He's on the road to success! And he's gonna make sure to blacklist himself from being hired in that city? STUPENDOUS. edit: "Well he might be setting himself on fire but at least he's got a nice even coverage of kerosene all over his body, that's amazingly competent.
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Ceciltron posted:Everyone seems to feel very strongly about my thing. I'm gonna pipe down for a while about my things. Now I like you. I hope everything turns out well for you, you beautiful stupid man.
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