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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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I think the idea of 4% is that you're achieving 7% and letting 3% remain to cover inflation? So that your, let's say, $40,000 annual withdrawal from your $1,000,000 savings has the purchasing power of $40,000 each year although it increases by ~3%.

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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Do you lie to her or just keep her out of the loop? My partner gets stressed out by money so she doesn't want to talk or know anything about it at all, but if she asked for balances I wouldn't give her a fake number...

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Wells Fargo's version of overdraft protection is pulling the balance from your savings or credit account instead, AND giving you a $25 fee. A slight discount from the typical $35 overdraft fee. Thanks!

When that law passed ~years ago that forced overdraft protection to be optional, WF sent out letters saying "Make sure your transactions don't get declined" as a cute, vaguely threatening euphemism for "stay enrolled in our overdraft protection".

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Ha, love this comment:

"he's basically a millionaire, which is poor man's financial independence these days.... at any rate, he's not buying a yacht or taking huge vacations any time soon so he's hardly financially independent..."

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Bicycling? How dangerous! Better buy an SUV.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Has anybody read the Four Hour Workweek? I'm halfway through and can't tell if I want to finish it or toss it in a furnace. His approach to FI appears to be "Hire India to live for you and sell workout supplements online"

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Mr Money Mustache is getting trolled by a fake non-reader right now and doesn't seem to realize it.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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MMM seeming rather Strawmanny these days...

http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/2014/10/07/getting-rich-with-science/

Reminds me a lot of his recent article with the back-and-forth with a reader's (probably imaginary) wife.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Some people are just inherent Poors. Dated a girl who made $65,000 at 27. She never contributed a dime to a 401k or IRA because she "needed it all to survive" and "didn't want to eat rice and beans".

I bet she just had crazy student loans. Anyone with a $160,000 student loan is just hosed I guess.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Radbot posted:

Personally I just want to be FI so I can anger and confuse those around me with my lack of needing to work.

My favorite will always be "Oh man I could never do that... I just can't imagine sitting around all day doing nothing"

Cool man enjoy sitting in your office all day doing "something".

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Plus if you're self employed, you can look at porn at work and your boss may even give you a handjob!

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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There is no penalty for withdrawing contributions to a Roth IRA. Is there a reason why you need every last penny of contributions, returns and dividends, rather than just the contributions?

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Hahaha, holy poo poo. Their top 35 articles have me in stitches just from the headlines.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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They're talking about the real article that follows the brief (and labeled) April Fools article.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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pig slut lisa posted:

I feel the same way. The fact that that we both are pretty opposed to conspicuous consumption, luxury for luxury's sake, etc...I was going to say you can't put a price on that, but you can. The price is 20+ years of having to work a job under someone else.

This doesn't seem to mesh with your My Wife Wants a Mega Honeymoon thread at all.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Fuuuuuckin' thought so, haha. I thought you'd lost your mind.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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The problem with having a blog instead of a book is you run out of things to say but don't have a back cover to tell you it's Time to Stop.

Dude just doesn't have anything left to say.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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I'm like... 99% sure MMM has specifically said that his blog just isn't applicable to low income households.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Anybody coping with burnout yet? I'm just shy of halfway to FI. But sometimes I just want to stop saving and buy some goddamn cars and houses and electronics and a walk-in gun safe and get a solid gold YOLO necklace, gently caress.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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If you're making a scant $100,000, the only way to save for retirement is to move to Detroit Suburbs.

Sorry bro. It's your son's fault for liking soccer.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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The "Five Year Rule" allows you to withdraw earnings without taxes if used under the following conditions...
-You use the withdrawal (up to a $10,000 lifetime maximum) to pay for a first-time home purchase.
-You use the withdrawal to pay for qualified education expenses.
-You're at least age 59˝.
-You become disabled or pass away.
-You use the withdrawal to pay for unreimbursed medical expenses or health insurance if you’re unemployed.
-The distribution is made in substantially equal periodic payments.


In either of your scenarios, you're not withdrawing "Part Y" until you're old (or you do one of the oddball exceptions above... other than dying). Part Y is probably a small percent of the portfolio though, and you'll probably need more than half of the portfolio for the part of your life that comes after 59.5, so just roll it over to a Roth IRA and call it good!

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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False. You can withdraw contributions to a Roth account at any time without penalty. The 5 Year Rule applies to earnings and not contributions.

EDIT: and to clarify, the 5 Year Rule waives the 10% penalty that you would pay for withdrawing earnings that are in a <5 year old account, assuming that the withdrawal was made in retirement or for one of the other exceptions I listed.

GoGoGadgetChris fucked around with this message at 23:37 on May 14, 2015

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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A Roth 401k to Roth IRA is a rollover, and not a conversion. From the same website... (Check "Rolling to a Roth IRA")

http://fairmark.com/retirement/roth-accounts/designated-roth-accounts/rollovers-from-designated-roth-accounts/

Sorry if I'm totally not understanding you, but the rules of Traditional to Roth Conversions do not apply to Roth 401k to Roth IRA rollovers.

This page describes the only five year rule that applies to Roth accounts
http://fairmark.com/retirement/roth-accounts/designated-roth-accounts/five-year-requirement-for-designated-roth-accounts/

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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MMM going full autist again

http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/2015/09/07/great-news-dog-ownership-is-optional/

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Her other articles on elite daily paint a pretty sad picture. Girl is not a happy person and does not understand the concept of a false dichotomy.

My favorite one is "I'd rather be OTT (over the top) than boring as hell"

Or maybe the one about how women will never truly believe they're beautiful because they totally get called beautiful so much it is SO HARD LIVING IN NEW YORK UGH

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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He preaches low expense living, not low income living.

What's the problem of generating an extra $400,000 if he's still living on the $25,000/year lifestyle that his blog is all about?

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Saint Fu posted:

Congrats man, that's awesome. I'm hoping to go part time in the next 3-5 years, still trying to make that large number grow a little larger.

While you're updating the OP, a blog I found recently that I really liked that might be worth adding to the OP was Living A FI.

The most recent article is an April Fool's one, which is pretty annoying. I feel like bloggers should actually delete those after April 1, or at least not let it be the headline of the website over a month later.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Sometimes I think this is really the "I make at least $100k but don't find any satisfaction in my job" thread.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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VendaGoat posted:

Sometimes I think posters in this thread have multiple accounts and are just talking to themselves.

I agree strongly with this post and with every post you've ever made.

You look nice today btw

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Money is an inherently prickly issue, so we may as well embrace that people will get pissy in BFC from time to time.

I'm tantalizingly close to being FI. House paid off, assets at $400,000, total net worth $730,000. This came up a lot faster than I expected it to and it's hard to imagine actually hanging up the guns in 5 years as planned.

I'm guessing a lot of people get cold feet when it's actually time.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Ralith posted:

Am I the only one confused by your assets being less than your net worth? Do people owe you a lot of money or something?

I meant non-house assets. The difference between my net worth and my assets is the value of my house.

I separated them out since I can't apply the 4% withdrawal to my home.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Have your kids before your early 30s though. IVF treatments are BWM

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Sundae posted:

Adopt while working for a company with adoption cost benefits, then retire. GWM.

God, BFC always wants you to buy Used.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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The best thing about this process is watching people's reactions when you tell them what your plan for the future is. As soon as you tell people you want to retire early, they roll their eyes, try to hide a smile, and depict your future with all of its horrible sitting in a chair and experiencing various medical and financial emergencies.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Semi-speaking of, here's a fun article on minimalism and how easily it can become a new form of Consumption.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/mar/04/minimalism-conspicuous-consumption-class

Someone sent me that link when we were discussing this laughable garbage - http://www.gq.com/story/how-to-edit-your-wardrobe It's some guys triumphant tale of selling off his ludicrously indulgent clothing collection (and then also buying a new, smaller one)

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Sort of... It's still implied that he took a serious bath overall. He says he spent $25,000 in one year alone!

Like... If I sell my 25k car for 20k and buy a 15k car, I didn't "net" 5k.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Don't blue collar and white collar both have "clothes for work" in addition to "clothes for outside of work"?

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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I don't mean to have any subtext in my post at all. I'm sure my $40 J Crew pants are ridiculous opulence to some and hilarious bargain basement to others.

My point is... you can have clothes for different purposes. Not all your pants have to be ready to fight off mud, grease and (lol) salsa, for the same reasons that my boots aren't good for swimming and my swimsuit doesn't have to look good with a tie.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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Most HSA plans require a certain cash balance before you can invest any money, specifically so people will use them as intended (paying your medical bills).

I'd be surprised if conventional wisdom was really to pay medical bills out of pocket when you've got an HSA available. Isn't paying with pretax money like getting a solid, instant 25% discount?

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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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That seems crazy. We agree to pay down debts with interest above 7% before making any long term savings. But pay the immediate, today 20-35% post tax hit for medical expenses, because long term HSA investments will outperform it?

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