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Breesus Christ is back but I don't have access to the league page until later today when I will post to confirm that I will try to improve this season from the UK of the Dan Marino division to the Mississippi State of the Dan Marino division.
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Power of Pecota posted:League history lesson for any newcomers: The Dan Marino division leads the league in two things historically - championships and forum bans for writing fake reviews for their incest-themed erotica on Amazon. I have accomplished neither so I better get on it lest the rest of the division think I'm holding them back.
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Jul 24, 2013 14:22
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Breesus Christ moved from 4-9 in our first season to 7-6 in our second so here's to hoping we find another Owen Daniels this season. Unfortunately I'll be on vacation the night of the draft but, seeing as it's the last night, I'll probably be able to handle it. Is it too early to setup draft lists or am I missing something? tadashi fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Aug 16, 2013 |
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Aug 16, 2013 20:15
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I'm a shameful owner who forgot about the draft. I set my list to take a QB in the first round and then best available after that which is why I now have Cam Newton and Matt Ryan. I'm more inclined to trade Newton. I'm Breesus Christ and I know I would like to trade out a Cardinal or Dolphin to help with the bye weeks in any trade I make. I think I should make clear that, just because I have two first string QBs, this doesn't mean I'm going to give Newton away. Here are the players I'd like to try to find a way to work into a trade: Rashard Mendenhall Mike Wallace Andre Roberts Brian Hartline I'm not a football nut so please understand that I'm mostly going to be working off statistical projections I can find on the internet when I'm offered trades so please don't be offended if I have a basic disagreement about your favorite player. tadashi fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Aug 26, 2013 |
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Aug 26, 2013 13:46
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Seriously, if you are weak at QB, Breesus Christ would like to trade you Cam Newton, who put 360 points on the board last season. I am focusing on upgrading just about everywhere except QB and kicker. 
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Aug 28, 2013 17:26
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JetsGuy posted:This is the first year ever that I didn't draft a solid second QB for trades. BALLS TO THE WALL GENTLEMEN Speaking of Balls, I traded for Montee Ball and that rear end in a top hat in Denver decided that he's not ready to be RB1  Definitely should have just held onto Cam for a couple weeks. tadashi fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Sep 4, 2013 |
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Sep 4, 2013 15:14
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Kicked off the season with all of 1.3 points from the TE position last night. Also, the box score for my match-up this week reads like something out of an evangelical tract: "Christ vs. Boobs". tadashi fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Sep 6, 2013 |
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Sep 6, 2013 14:01
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Losing to Annie's Boobs in Week 1 has become an annual thing for Breesus Christ so I'm just going to blindly assume that means I will just miss the playoffs again this season in spite of the fact that my team is mostly a dumpster fire.
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Sep 10, 2013 16:17
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JetsGuy posted:N: Bubblicious Supremacy moves to 2-0, and Ben-Jarvis hasn't even played yet. Also, I'm in Greece for a scientific conference. For free. Congrats. I am pleased with my moral victory in breaking 80 points.
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Sep 16, 2013 15:53
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I am .1 behind in my matchup with Baller Status with one player left to play tonight. This is a lock, right? Surely Trindon Holliday can catch one pass for positive yardage tonight?
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Sep 23, 2013 15:52
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Breesus Christ wins an epic 50 point matchup. Glad we're living up to our reputation as the UK of the Dan Marino division.
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Sep 24, 2013 14:57
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I needed to get a mere ~18 points from Miami wide receivers last night to beat Zoltan Mesko. I think I know why I lost. Well, that and I did not start Nate Washington thanks to ESPN's Insider projections which seem to be about as accurate as asking my dog to set my lineup. tadashi fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Oct 1, 2013 |
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Oct 1, 2013 14:36
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jabro posted:It came with the magazine subscription that I bought for my kid's baseball team fundraiser. I've been stringing along free magazine subscriptions from different rewards points I never use so it's been free for me for a couple years now. So, uh, anybody got a QB available for next week? tadashi fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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Oct 3, 2013 00:55
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All I need is 30 points from Matt Ryan vs the Jets. Totally doable, right?
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Oct 7, 2013 14:50
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Don't everyone cry out at once: I claimed Thad Lewis to start during the Falcons' bye week. This will turn out well.
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Oct 9, 2013 15:50
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wasianchickn posted:One day someone please explain college football to me. There is a conference called the SEC. Then there is everyone else.
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Oct 11, 2013 21:50
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Thad loving Lews quote:TD Thad Lewis 40 yard pass to Marquise Goodwin. Dan Carpenter kick. (1:14)  Too bad they didn't score in OT
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Oct 14, 2013 04:01
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JetsGuy posted:Six weeks in, halfway through the fantasy season. WHO WILL COME FROM BEHIND AND REALIZE PLAYOFF GLORY? It's me. I will.
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Oct 14, 2013 21:39
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I have Thad Lewis available, FYI. Stevie Johnson will be back for him to throw to this weekend and he's playing in Miami.
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Oct 16, 2013 22:22
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wasianchickn posted:Woo I squeak by with a win because the Vikings are so terrible they have ruined Adrian Peterson to the point that he got less points than Donald Brown this week And yet their amazing defense puts 21 points on the board to lead Dan Marino Punches Dolphin to a come-from-behind victory 
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Oct 22, 2013 14:02
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halonx posted:I think it is the only way to go. After doing a 20 team league, smaller ones seem like they're for sissies. My only worry about a smaller league is that I might confuse a useful player from this league with a useful player in other leagues. Unrelated: I hate fantasy sports so much: ESPN posted:Afforded just three targets last week, [Timothy] Wright was unable to build on some mounting momentum, and is realistically off the fantasy radar given his limited role on a limited offense. code:tadashi fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Oct 25, 2013 |
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Oct 25, 2013 20:45
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Braksgirl posted:It feels good to beat a 6-1 team headed by Drew Brees with a backup Browns QB. It's a good week for the Boobs. Boobs vs Cock was my favorite match-up of the season.
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Oct 29, 2013 14:14
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Matt Ryan sucks, ya'll.
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Nov 26, 2013 15:07
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Took a loss this week while compiling one of my highest scoring weeks of the season. 
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I explained this league to a friend who's been in a fantasy league for several years over Christmas and he couldn't even fathom how our format is feasible. "So wait, there's only one pool of players...?" It made me like this league even more.
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