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DrAlexanderTobacco posted:"We didn't need a website in 1975 and WE DON'T NEED ONE NOW" *slams down phone* And your grandpa didn't need a phone number in 1910, yet here we are.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 21:35 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 21:32 |
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Bitesize posted:I overheard a colleague give this great advice to a user: Snap his neck then leave him in the dumpster.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 17:39 |
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DrAlexanderTobacco posted:"Computers do exactly what you tell them to do" Counterpoint: SCCM is obtuse as poo poo.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 19:41 |
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peak debt posted:I had Dell replace a laptop someone's kid had drawn all over (and into) with fingerpaint under their "anything goes" insurance. loving with the allusers account no doubt. Removing that from the root of synched drives (Like say home directories) can break mappings.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 19:45 |
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Oyster posted:It had been, yes. Took me about a half hour to get there with a new fuser, but the smell of melting electronics still permeated the place. Took three days to get and install all the parts that had been damaged. Let me tell you how I'd fix this *pitches fire printer in trash*
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 22:44 |
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m.hache posted:I'm looking to move our servers outside the building, into a Data center. More or less a P2V then use some Data center to host poo poo. This just moves the risk to a different building.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 23:45 |
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HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:God help us is right. Yesterday I ran into a 120Gb Entourage profile. On top of that she had a stack of CDs with emails dating back to 1996 that she wanted imported into Outlook 2011. "No." Collateral Damage posted:This is why you set up a service user account for each service that needs domain rights. One of these days I need to do a long venting write up of the place I work at now. But the other IT guy was using the Administrator account here. He didn't have a separate admin account nor was his account setup for Domain Admin. Oh and the password safe was a sheaf of papers stapled together with the front page saying "FOR IT ONLY PLEASE RETURN TO IT IF FOUND" Rhymenoserous fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Nov 20, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 23:47 |
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pr0digal posted:Information System Security Officer/Cyber Security Architect Team Lead according to the resume. Probably just wants to find a low key job for his salty years. I think I'm going to be a PC tech(or whatever the equivalent is 20 years from now) when I retire. Not out of any desire to keep my hand in, but just so I can have something to do that keeps me busy and I don't give a poo poo if I get fired or not.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 00:05 |
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n3rdal3rt posted:Because no one in this very thread ever talks about having to work on 15-20 year old hardware or software even though there are newer and better options. Yeah I was going to say "I don't buy that for a second". The Home PC has merely been superceded by the laptop. Judging from the number of employees that wander by my desk asking if xyz is a good laptop to buy their kids/themselves I don't see it going away quite as fast as everyone seems to think. Until a college kid can reliably write a report/do research on a tablet without it being a giant pain in the rear end the general PC skillset isn't going anywhere.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 16:11 |
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m.hache posted:"Let me go get my stuff in the server room quickly" I opened a can of salsa and put it in my desk drawer and locked it/chucked the keys in our "Mishmash of crap" bucket where it will never be found. Lay off the IT staff and replace us with the intern? You are in for a rough road already. But now it's a road that smells like salsa.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 20:58 |
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Thanks Ants posted:What about the people who buy the poo poo-tier bottom of the rung service and then complain how much money their business is losing by it not working? I used to work in webhosting, in fact that was my first job: Phone support for webhosting. One conversation I shall always cherish: We had a bottom tier rung for hosting, it was something like 4 bucks a month, didn't come with any feature, it was garbage. I wouldn't use it to host a website for my dog. Anyways this guy calls in rating and raving about how he's losing millions of dollars because his website is down, I dig around figuring he's one of our big colo's/dedicated server customers, but I see he's on our poo poo tier hosting (Scrub server) and that his site is indeed down. He's cursing me up and down for the better part of an hour, one of those customers that won't let you get a word in, or even give you time to figure out what's wrong. Finally he drops the bomb that if it's not fixed in the next five minutes we'll lose his business. I return with the bomb that technically the 800 number he called has cost us more money in talking to him than he is likely to pay us over the next several months so he was free to leave. That finally shut him up. The best part is: His site was down because his credit card expired and he had been ignoring the warnings.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 20:20 |
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jim truds posted:Yeah, you are buying your bosses Christmas presents. There is no way that is your responsibility no matter the size of the shop. I realize I'm a few days late here, but if I was working a half day and the boss sent me out on christmas eve to go shopping I'd piss that entire 4 hours away at the store.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 20:37 |
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Heh. Reminds me of the overflow tray on my old xerox. I pulled it out for replacement and noticed the tabs that hold it closed were busted, so I ran off to get a garbage bag and some heavy duty tape to basically seal the thing shut in it's own hermetic bag of "gently caress that". Naturally my boss wanders by moments later and goes "What's this!" snags it and dumps toner loving everywhere as the thing basically disintegrates as he's waving it around like a baton or whatever the gently caress he was doing. skooky posted:Can I just say, from my experience working for a hardware vendor, Microsoft are probably the absolute worst at conf calls. I have two domain controlers. Domain controler 1 is the primary and everything is fine (ish). Secondary is not replicating as in at all, and we're in an environment where users are created/updated deleted hourly. It hasn't replicated in several weeks, and this is before VM's were really a thing so just spinning up a tertiary wasn't an option. Figuring we'll burn some support hours we call microsoft. His first action was to demote the PDC as a domain controller. Bad stuff happened, tech response was "Eh what you gonna do, we're microsoft!" Thank god I took a backup literally five minutes before calling them. Rhymenoserous fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Dec 30, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 16:49 |
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What the gently caress, why?
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 22:47 |
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neogeo0823 posted:That's pretty much every single job I held previour to this one. Here, I am getting paid a bit below average, but I am also up for a raise, and just need to find the time to talk to my manager about it. It's been kinda hectic the last couple weeks, so I'll wanna try maybe next week, since the holidays will be over. Ok the shopping one I was fine with because an hour or two of a workday at frys or best buy is basically free time off. This is where a line would be gleefully drawn. The owner can hire a contractor to deal with this poo poo.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 15:18 |
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Entropic posted:I also love 2013 for forcing you to integrate it with a Microsoft Account, which sucks if you're installing it on behalf of someone else and you have to make an account for them, with username and pw they will file away and then completely forget the existence of when it comes time for a reinstall. http://keepass.info/
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 16:56 |
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An Angry Bug posted:DD-WRT on a $30 LinkSys is being suggested in a meeting to "perform like a $1000 router." Not technical myself, but this is setting off alarm bells. Confirm? Buy cheap buy twice. But hey at least it's only 30 bucks that you'll be pissing away.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 19:30 |
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MJP posted:I should probably look into this while I'm young. My employer does an FSA, which has been a godsend for me since my wife came down with gastroparesis. Plus it reduces taxable income, yay. Usually employer offered. I was dumping all the money I'd normally dump into a primo insurance plan into my HSA. It was great.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 22:30 |
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BaseballPCHiker posted:Best one we have here is a Samantha Lutz, email is slutz@. Always got a giggle out of that one. My minimum turnaround for a new hire is two business days. If the new guy was sitting around doing jack poo poo for the last 3 hours, guess you should have followed company procedures eh? I'm not dropping my entire workload to deal with your incompetence. Especially not when I see that HR sent the "Fill this out and sent it to IT" poo poo over a week earlier.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 18:36 |
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larchesdanrew posted:I had a coworker email me for over two months about setting up email on her phone. Kept telling her to bring it to me. She kept emailing. Finally, the GM comes bitching about how she told him I was ignoring her and refused to set up her email. Get a copy of gotoassist remote support just for this. I have 180 tablets + 100+ smartphones out in the field spread all over the southeast. Bringing them to the office is not in the cards. Me remoting in and fixing poo poo is however.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 18:48 |
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I bet that dude isn't even sober at work.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 22:15 |
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hihifellow posted:I mean now it sounds like hell but printers don't scream at you and take active pleasure in degrading you. Cannon drivers *drops mic*
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 23:28 |
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m.hache posted:"Oh btw, I put my back out doing it. See you in 3 weeks. Paid leave of course" *drives truck into a river because I have no experience driving heavy trucks*
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 21:44 |
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Bhodi posted:Ah jeez, the mail server got wet. Tragic *Jams mail server in a 500 lb bag of rice* ok now we need to let this sit for about 24 hours.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 22:06 |
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Galler posted:Every printer is in pieces and also on fire. I have no idea how that happened. I'm not good with equipment moving or moving equipment. Wait are we still talking about moving? Or did you try to install HP unified print support.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 22:07 |
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Nemo2342 posted:I'm not actually a developer; my job is to sit between the users and the actual programmer so he can get work done without being hounded by the user base. I get to handle user training/setup, Q&A testing, vetting feature requests/bugs before sending them to the programmer, and basically being the help desk for all the day to day problems/questions users get. Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAY27NU1Jog
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 21:18 |
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Volmarias posted:The closest was an impromptu speech at a company gathering where the head of finance told us that development shouldn't make any bugs, because that's expensive. Hooooly poo poo, did everyone just start laughing?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 21:29 |
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Renegret posted:I'd like to work for TWC. The bar is set too low to fail. You could do nothing all day and still be a completely average employee. I know we like to rag on these guys but it really seems to be a "Where you are" thing when it comes to how hosed up your cable provider is. I've had no problems at all with TWC, but I've got windstream horror stories galore.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 16:40 |
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Japanese Dating Sim posted:This all reminds me that I haven't watched John Mcafee's "How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus" in a few months. I haven't watched this, I hope it's just him getting high as gently caress then beating the hell out of a PC with a hammer.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 17:05 |
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WhoNeedsAName posted:Our T1s have one of those too but have taken it upon themselves to completly ignore it I used to work in webhosting, our T1 had pretty unprecedented access to fix stuff, and we even sent them to a week long "How to fix this poo poo" class. We had a 10 step basic troubleshooting guide that had steps like "Telnet to the service port that isn't working 25 for mail 80 for web and paste the results into the escalation template" or "Press this button to rebuild the httpd.conf file" and it also acted as a template for escalating tickets up the chain. The whole process that fixed maybe 80% of tickets took a grand total of 2 minutes to complete if you knew how to use your fingers. Meanwhile in Sysadmin land I still got tickets with escalation notes that say "Customer is saying it isn't working". This eventually led to a series of scriptwriting competitions in the sysadmin dept that eventually resulted in competentT1.pl, a script that did all the poo poo they were supposed to do and then would prompt you to run a relevant script to fix it.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 17:50 |
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m.hache posted:So you pretty much scripted your helpdesk. It was that or work 6 hours of overtime every day to do the poo poo that they would dump on us. Ultimately 3/4th of the ticket queue, basically anything that wasn't a password reset would be dumped onto us. Basically departments went home/worked overtime based on the state of their queue. Around 4PM 1st shift helpdesk would start mass escalating things to the sysadmin dept so their queue would look good. The sysadmins were told we couldn't de-escalate because it increased the time to repair which wasn't very "Customer Focused" and they flat loving refused to fire people for doing jack poo poo all day. I still blame the ditching top 10% tech incentives are what killed T1's willingness to do anything but navel gaze all day. When I was in the tech pit the top 10% of the ticket doers (Completed tickets /w no re-opens, tickets the customer rated were weighted heavier) would get a monthly bonus, and before I moved into the Sysadmin group I got that loving bonus every month. The bottom 10% got a counseling statement that said "Do better or find a new job" and the system was weighted enough that as long as you were within farting distance of the average group you really had nothing to worry about (The bottom 10% often ended up working out to one or two people who were just loving awful). They got rid of this stuff, did away with bonuses/employee of the month/pretty much everything and shock of shocks, the department spiraled into the gutter. I like non vague quantifiable incentive based bonus structures. I don't have one right now and qualifying what gets me a raise/bonus is basically voodoo. I also miss the extra 2-300 bucks a month I got on top of the yearly top performer bonus, all added up it came out to a pretty penny for a guy doing his first IT job.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 18:11 |
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Potato Salad posted:This is my excuse the next time my supervisor overhears a calm, steady stream of filth coming from my desk. My boss says if he doesn't hear a constant litany of swearing from my desk he assumes I'm not working. He's not wrong.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 23:44 |
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Japanese Dating Sim posted:gently caress. I'm in my office with the door closed eating my lunch, and one of the non-IT employees here just walked by our area's front desk, past our admin assistant (who is very good at stopping people 99% of the time) and knocked on my door and immediately tried to open it. Luckily it was locked. There's a view window in my door so he could see me in here... my boss came out and immediately stopped him and went to help him with whatever stupid problem he's having now, which probably involves turning his monitor back on or something. This has become the norm where I am. My bosses fault. He's trained everyone to come bug us directly and we'll totally fix it right there.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2015 21:53 |
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Agrikk posted:This is my favorite part of this story. For some reason it conveys such an ennui over the situation. I immediately flashed to the scene in Pulp Fiction where Lance gives the phone this look of sublime irritation for interrupting his cereal-and-milk feast. Nah man, true ennui was me last week when I got a call after hours that some of our services were down. It took me five minutes of staring blankly at the wall behind my desk to muster up the "care" to turn the vpn on.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 22:24 |
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m.hache posted:I randomly get CC'ed into emails like this: *blows up image in photoshop and mashes sharpen tool over and over again* "Works for skyrim modders, good enough."
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 19:56 |
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Eldercain posted:Maybe I'm just completely embittered, but when I hear a lot of that stuff that you KNOW someone at a call center is faking, it just makes me feel like I'm speaken to a completely broken down human. The best (and most productive) calls I've ever had have been pretty casual sounding because I try to joke around a little with people I interact with, especially if their job is to talk to the public all day. The public are largely terds to anyone who is the face of the business they interact with and I feel bad, as should anyone who's ever had a job where they do that exact thing. My favorite customer at the web hosting company sold dick enhancement pills and he was loving hilarious, because he was upset that he was having to call in, but had such an gregarious personality that it was hard not to have fun on his calls. Super deep NY NY accent "Eh... I forgot why I was calling I've been on hold so long, I think it was to hear the voice of a rational human that isn't my wife, no wait my server is down." "Hey... hey kid I got the deal of the century for you, I need my server up, you need a bigger penis. Do they work? gently caress no they don't work, I'm pretty sure they are sugar pills." He died of a heart attack. We left his servers up for a year afterwords out of love and respect.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 22:24 |
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m.hache posted:Ha, where I worked we couldn't say "Issue" because that set off one of our managers. poo poo like this always made me stabby.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 22:49 |
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Hurray cryptowall! Hurray I've got good backups gently caress you russia/china. Get on my level. EDIT: Yes it is, don't access the 2nd account directly at all and just give yourself permissions/access to the mailbox. Set your default e-mail address in exchange mmc. I think.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 21:52 |
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socialsecurity posted:Learn Group Policy if you are going to admin Windows Networks. Yeah, my boss thought I was a wizard when I removed the ability for people to play solitaire all day.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 23:08 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 21:32 |
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Crowley posted:and hide a flask or two in them. Why not both? And a coin with a picture of a gun on one side and a flask on the other. Then when someone e-mails you to let you know that e-mail is down you can flip the coin and decide if you are going to hunt them down like a dog, or just drink.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 19:13 |