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Brian Griese is the worst loving commentator in the world.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 05:08 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:47 |
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LMAO Bill Simmons just diagnosed chemistry problems on the Seahawks becaause of Russell Wilson's performance in the Entourage movie.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 22:22 |
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lol at steven a smith cutting a promo on someone
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 01:20 |
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MourningView posted:Pam Ward was and presumably still is really bad, but she did improve a shitload around the time they pulled her from Noon Big Ten duty. Beth Mowins is really boring but otherwise is fine. Beth Mowins is ok only for the time she accidentally refereed to Trevor Siemian as "Trevor Semen"
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 03:35 |
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ayn rand hand job posted:Yeah. Technically there are 3 national college football championships, none of which are NCAA championships. (AP, Coaches, BCS/CFP) Four counting the Piggly Wiggly Championship
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 02:26 |
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OH poo poo THE NEXT 30 FOR 30 IS THE GODDAMN 85 BEARS I don't think it is humanly possible to find anything new about them since the local Chicago channels air an 85 Bears documentary like every 6 months but give me that sweet HD Payton footage please.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 06:41 |
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I hope at least 20 minutes are devoted to Steve Fuller's verse in the Shuffle, particularly the phrase "I'm not here to feathers ruffle"
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 01:50 |
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joshtothemaxx posted:My university is having Stephen A. Smith come be the keynote speaker for Black History Month. gently caress everything about this: http://www.mtsu.edu/stuaff/connect/bhm.php you should relentlessly heckle him about cheese doodles
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 22:23 |
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Robnoxious posted:That some news person was the late great Peter Jennings on ABC and the exchange was one of the most surreal and hilarious live trolls ever captured. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP8TwjRMdS0
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 03:36 |
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stephen a talking to himself on split screen and getting more and more irate
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 00:47 |
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BasicFunk posted:I agree. Gruden seems to find at least a little joy in even the worst games, and he gives less informed fans enough info to make games enjoyable, much like Madden did. Gruden is the irritating but relatively lighthearted Marvel to the grimdark DC Aikman universe, I'll take my answer off the air.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 04:55 |
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Timby posted:Trent Dilfer is walking from ESPN over a salary dispute. LISTEN WHEN YOU TAKE A JOB AT THE ANALYST POSITION FOR THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT AND SPORTS NETWORK YOU NEED TO BE FAIRLY COMPENSATED FOR EXPLAINING ABOUT HOW WINNING TRANSLATES DIRECTLY TO WINS ESPECIALLY AT THE QUARTERBACK POSITION (curtain pulls back to reveal a chorus line) IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:09 |
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Crazy Ted posted:You guys didn't discuss the proposed title of the Whitlock-Cowherd show: ALL TAKES MATTER you've been deadspinned quote:Despite this, they will be the new hosts of a Fox Sports show tentatively titled Speak For Yourself. (There’s still time for Fox to take up our suggestion to just cut to the chase and call it All Takes Matter; they can have that one for free.)
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 02:52 |
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great googly moogly
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 01:13 |
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Spoeank posted:M'Take
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 01:58 |
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mama there goes that man https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/742424998271418369
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 00:21 |
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https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/603384079044759552 i have no idea why this is so funny to me
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 05:43 |
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Stephen A. threatening Kevin Durant is one of the funniest things that's ever been on TV and him talking about how he would have won the OJ trial is delightfully surreal farce.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 04:40 |
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who says no
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 03:18 |
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i don't give a poo poo about tennis, but bill simmons has pronounced wimbledon as "wimbleton" forever and i should be allowed to reach through a computer and strangle him.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 02:59 |
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the championships, wimbledon
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 04:00 |
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the championships, wimbledon is going to be the hottest sas meme of the summer
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 05:43 |
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Spoeank posted:The Chef 2s tho you got a link to this or do i have to wade through hundreds of pages of posts about fast food and people's mortgages
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 18:53 |
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Metapod posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774234&perpage=40&pagenumber=81#post460226833 'bliged
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 19:03 |
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Rick posted:Honestly the best thing that ever would happen from a ratings perspective would be for an on air murder to happen. I'm guessing it's more a "what countries can we safely take a commercial during" thing. you're literally advocating for The Running Man
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 03:09 |
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NO ONE REMAKE PRIME ARNOLD MOVIES YOU loving PHILISTINES
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 02:04 |
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Kibner posted:Running Man could seriously do with a remake. Not sure about any of the others, though. WHAT THE gently caress, RUNNING MAN IS PERFECT, ARE YOU HIGH ON GOOFBALLS
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 02:55 |
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the whole point of arnold movies is that arnold is uniquely charming/wooden/cartoonishly huge/unable to speak english even though no one ever acknowledges his obvious foreign provenance and all his good movies were made in an irreplicable movie era bereft of irony or sophistication
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 03:18 |
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Sash! posted:Original Running Man was a game show, because they didn't have reality shows. We can do it better now because of that.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 00:53 |
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the one moment of hubris i allow myself is that i wake up every day fully convinced that even with no television production experience whatsoever save from operating a camera on a cable-access teen "issues" show when I was 14 that was even worse than you are imagining, i could produce a vastly superior half-hour sports talk show than any given wednesday.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 01:33 |
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lol
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 01:35 |
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the legend of Nate Vasher
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 03:24 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:I'd love to do a "Worst announcer" bracket of some sort. Reggie Miller Region: Analyst so bad he ruins a GOAT play-by-play guy Joe Buck Region: Every single football announcing team not Michaels/Collinsworth gently caress You Baseball Playoffs Region: It is apparently impossible for there to be a single national baseball broadcast that isn't awful (except A-Rod)
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 02:23 |
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Homerism is fine, homerism when you spend the entire game bitching about refs and other players is unbearable, homerism where you scream about how yer playin' this game UNDER PROTEST DADGUM IT is kind of amusing, homerism when you are physically incapable of calling an opposing walk-off home run is kind of amazing, but it goes with all the other stuff.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 03:14 |
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Ungratek posted:MASN has both the nats and the O's and their broadcast teams are completely different. It fascinates me for some reason Baseball broadcasters are employees of the team. R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Aug 22, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 00:56 |
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Ungratek posted:Thanks. You've now outed me as a huge idiot I don't know, I think it's kind of weird that the announcers work for the team and not the network.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 01:37 |
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ElwoodCuse posted:We joke about this but for real what announcers literally get drunk on the air
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 06:37 |
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Niwrad posted:He's a really strange guy. There's been some good pieces on him and you come away thinking he's either OCD or somewhere on the spectrum. My guess is that while he's a great color guy, his weird personality has held him back from doing bigger things. notable superstar Kent Mercker
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 07:10 |
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Crazy Ted posted:Do you mean to tell me that two poo poo football teams playing a West Coast kickoff time wasn't much of a TV draw??? People didn't tune in for three hours of Chris Berman screaming at you through hoagie-filled cheeks?
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 02:23 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:47 |
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i'm trying to be a more decent, empathetic person but lol at joe buck and his deadly hair plugs
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 01:36 |