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So I had this idea a few days ago that we at CineD, with our variegated and often outright weird opinions on films, should write a book. To that end, I want to collect essays from CineD regulars regarding films you love and, more to the point, why you love them. Yes, I know, Goon Projects always fizzle. But I feel good about this. I have a core team assembled (myself and two others), and we have a pretty well fleshed-out plan. The theme of this project: Hollywood's financial failures. We'll accept the 20 best Goon-written, Goon-submitted essays on films that failed in Hollywood, which will comprise the book. At the moment, we plan to vanity-publish the book and sell it at $1 above cost, which we'll donate to a charity that I'll name later when I think of an appropriate one.* (Also accepting ideas for a charity to donate to!) September 16 Edit: We are now past the pitch stage and on to the writing stage! Participants, you now have until November 8 to get your piece written! Remember, we want 800-3000 words. Here's the list of entrants and the movies they committed to write about… AccountSupervisor: Sucker Punch axleblaze: Looney Tunes: Back in Action, Strange Days CloseFriend: Southland Tales, The Quest Criminal Minded: Killer Joe Dark Weasel: Margaret Davros1: Escape from LA Dissapointed Owl: The Majestic Egbert Souse: Hugo Fat Lou: Soldier Filthy Hans: The Color of Night General Ironicus: Chaplin Hewlett: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within HypnoCabbage: Howard the Duck Jay Dub: The Hudsucker Proxy Jefferoo: Punisher: War Zone LtKenFrankenstein: Ravenous Maarak: Johnny Mnemonic Maxwell Lord: The Avengers (1998) mugrim: Sunshine pancaek: Death to Smoochy PateraOctopus: Dragonslayer penismightier: Dangerous Game/The Body Snatchers Pick: Treasure Planet Professor Clumsy: Hulk RandallODim: Josie & the Pussycats Random Stranger: Constantine Sheldrake: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle spaceships: Big Trouble in Little China StoneOfShame: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Tars Tarkas: Tank Girl Tharizdun: Deep Rising TrixRabbi: Battleship Twin Cinema: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World TwistedLadder: Pacific Rim Vargo: Prince of Persia, John Carter Xenophon: The Big Year Yoshifan823: Super Mario Bros. For posterity, here's the information I had here before… quote:To have your essay considered, it should adhere to the following guidelines… You have until Friday, November 8, 2013 to write your piece. You can submit it via PM to me or to "turbandecay" at "live.com." (I prefer PMs. If you e-mail me, make sure to put the word "Essay" somewhere in the title or I'll probably mistake your e-mail for spam and act accordingly.) At that point, the panel will convene and compile the best essays into a first draft, edit it for clarity and grammar, then give the resulting second draft to the writers to review and revise for themselves. After those revisions, the book will go to final draft. We'll sell the resulting book in paperback and electronically at one dollar above cost and donate that dollar to charity. This thread is now dedicated to talking about your ideas and the relevant films. Take this thread to run ideas for your review by fellow posters. See if other people see this film in a way that gives you some ideas. * Don't expect to see any money from this. I thought about just putting the profits in our pockets, but way too much can go wrong with that. EDIT: Deadline change. CloseFriend fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Oct 29, 2013 |
# ¿ Sep 2, 2013 00:45 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:20 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Will you e-pub it? Self e-pub, that is. There is literally no reason not to.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2013 01:10 |
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gently caress it, I'll change the due date. How about October 19? EDIT: Many thanks for the sticky, penismightier! CloseFriend fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Sep 2, 2013 |
# ¿ Sep 2, 2013 01:14 |
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Incidentally, feel free to volunteer for more than one movie, guys. I'm considering several others myself.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2013 07:17 |
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Fatkraken posted:How is whether a film was a flop or not calculated for non-American English language movies? This was a British film and did much better outside the US, it took $28m in non US territories compared to under $4m in the states. Also, I've decided to add The Quest to my workload. In adapting the Street Fighter franchise, it feels like Van Damme split the material in two: the Street Fighter film inherited the characters and The Quest took its plot. Watching it "straight" will leave the viewer disappointed and annoyed, but trying consciously to appreciate it as a successor to Master of the Flying Guillotine or the Shaw Bros.' oeuvre (most prominently Prodigal Son) as well as a hilariously silly failure will at least mean 90 minutes of good, solid fun.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2013 22:02 |
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Noxville posted:Well the one film that I was interested in doing was already claimed. In the OP. I'll have to see if I can find any other I'm enthusiastic enough about to write a couple thousand words for.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 00:12 |
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TwistedLadder posted:If it's decided that Pacific Rim doesn't count, then I'll write up a pitch for John Carter (with Vargo's permission, I know he was looking at doing a thing with live action Disney films).
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2013 10:01 |
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Remember, everyone, pitches are due tomorrow, so if you want in this book, you gotta let us know by then! If we need an exact time for any reason, I'll say by 11:59 PM PST.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2013 23:44 |
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Well, we have our pitches! Here's the list! AccountSupervisor: Sucker Punch axleblaze: Looney Tunes: Back in Action, Strange Days CloseFriend: Southland Tales, The Quest Criminal Minded: Killer Joe Dark Weasel: Margaret Davros1: Escape from LA Dissapointed Owl: The Majestic Egbert Souse: Hugo Fat Lou: Soldier Filthy Hans: The Color of Night General Ironicus: Chaplin Hewlett: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within HypnoCabbage: Howard the Duck Jay Dub: The Hudsucker Proxy Jefferoo: Punisher: War Zone LtKenFrankenstein: Ravenous Maarak: Johnny Mnemonic Maxwell Lord: The Avengers (1998) mugrim: Sunshine pancaek: Death to Smoochy PateraOctopus: Dragonslayer penismightier: Dangerous Game/The Body Snatchers Pick: Treasure Planet Professor Clumsy: Hulk RandallODim: Josie & the Pussycats Random Stranger: Constantine Sheldrake: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle spaceships: Big Trouble in Little China StoneOfShame: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Tars Tarkas: Tank Girl Tharizdun: Deep Rising TrixRabbi: Battleship Twin Cinema: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World TwistedLadder: Pacific Rim Vargo: Prince of Persia, John Carter Xenophon: The Big Year Yoshifan823: Super Mario Bros. I'm editing the OP as we speak. Thank you all very much for the work you've already done! Also, now that the pitch stage is over, we get to the actually-hard part: writing. This thread is now for discussing your project. Feel free to talk out your ideas with your fellow CineD denizens. Let us know how it's coming along. See what other people think of your movie and whether they have something to say that you may want to write in.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 01:10 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:What format do you want these in?
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2013 07:18 |
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I plan on making mine similar to what I post on my blog, if that helps.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 07:28 |
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LtKenFrankenstein posted:Hey, CloseFriend! Is there a standardized way you would like our essays to format film titles? I generally use italics but for you, I can change.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 17:32 |
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So I'll probably not have time to get my own submissions done before the bell, so I'm passing that savings onto you: the new due date is November 1. Enjoy!
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 19:28 |
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Jefferoo posted:Just to double check, submissions are text-only, right? Still need to crank out my Punisher: War Zone piece.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 04:28 |
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LtKenFrankenstein posted:General survey-ish question: About how long are people's essays turning out? I finished a first draft today of about 2000 words, which feels kinda long-winded to me despite being 2/3 of the word limit (and despite feeling like I could easily write more about this movie). Where are other people at?
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 20:39 |
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Extension number 2! You now have until November 8. Somehow I don't think my colleagues will mind, because I know they're busy like me.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 08:06 |
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Happy to help! I'd also like to point out that I won't be a sticker about the due date; I'm not generally a "my way or the highway" kind of person. So don't go discarding your work if you don't have it perfect by then. If it's a little overdue, I won't mind at all. I'm more than cognizant that everyone involved is busy (myself absolutely included). I don't have mine done either, and I won't hold you guys to a higher standard than I'd hold myself.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 06:07 |
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To remind you, your essays are due tomorrow!!! But don't panic. That due date has no teeth whatsoever. If you're late, I'll understand. Just get them to me "soon-ish."
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 08:40 |
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Maxwell Lord posted:What format do you want these in? I figured RTF would work but I'm not sure how you'd work in pictures.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2013 18:27 |
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PateraOctopus posted:Aaaaaalmost done. Just need to give it the once-over and I'll send it out after work tomorrow. Please please let me still submit this, I've worked too drat much and had way too much fun for this baby to never see the light of day.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 08:47 |
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Update time, mofoes! So here are the essays I've gotten… Hewlett: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within LtKenFrankenstein: Ravenous Maxwell Lord: The Avengers (1998) PateraOctopus: Dragonslayer Random Stranger: Constantine Sheldrake: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle Tars Tarkas: Tank Girl I apologize for how dilatory I've been with this project over the past few months; real life worked a number on me. Anyway, as you can see, this falls short of the twenty essays I wanted to get. But I have the utmost appreciation for those of you who did the work, and I don't want to let it all go unrewarded. I'm going to talk to the rest of my panel immediately and figure out where to go from here next. EDIT: No matter what, canceling this project is an absolute last resort; the seven essays I got are all very well done and the last thing I want to do is discard good writing. CloseFriend fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Dec 16, 2013 |
# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 08:20 |
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Random Stranger posted:I sent mine via private message on October 28th. It does appear that many of our would-be authors have let the project fall through the cracks, which is understandable. Life happens. I'll still accept any essays. I'm currently debating what form this project will take from here. I'm considering filling in the gaps myself, but that would take me a very, very long time, so I'd like to get more submissions if people would still like to send 'em in.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 20:27 |
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Maxwell Lord posted:Would you consider multiple pieces by authors? Because I was starting to think it's a shame there's no essay for Speed Racer. Vargo posted:Now that Lone Ranger is available on-demand, I can watch it and decide whether to make a "Live Action Disney Failure" trifecta, because the title "The 'Pirates' Curse" is too good not to write an essay off of.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 22:00 |
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To answer all of you, if you can get 'em in, I'll accept them!
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 02:39 |
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Yeah, this project's in limbo at the moment, and I don't really see how I can pull it out of limbo. I take responsibility; it's my fault and I apologize. I didn't anticipate a large number of things changing in my life when I dreamed up the project. I still have all the essays; I don't think there's enough material for a book-length manuscript, but if anyone has any ideas for what I can do with them so all that wonderful work doesn't go to waste, consider me all ears.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 06:06 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:20 |
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Roadie posted:Add up what you do have, see how much more in the way of material would be needed to get it to book-length, and hand over the project to somebody else if necessary to get another round of submissions to finish it out.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2014 19:41 |