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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 20:55 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 10:37 |
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put this in the op flj Shane, dropping out of high school and joining the National Guard does not make you a man. Sitting behind a desk in Iraq for a year does not make you a man. Getting a tattoo after everyone else did does not make you a man. Last time we hung out my "skinny rear end" beat the poo poo out of you. You're not a man. Don't tell me you never bail on things. You bitch out on a monthly basis, and never for a good excuse. If I drive half a loving hour to hang out with you don't lie to me about your sister being in the hospital. I can see her in your front yard you little human being. If you want to be a man so badly man up and tell the truth for once. It's been 6 months since you split up with your ex and you still think you're hot poo poo with the ladies even though she was the only one to give you play. Stop trying to be me. It isn't going to work for you. That fat girl is the best you'll ever do, so stop trying. Your gay rear end uniform and Oakley glasses aren't even enough to pull empty headed bimbos. What makes you think an attractive girl with a brain is going to give a douche like you the time of day? And most importantly, watch what you say around me. I may be your friend for old time's sake, but I'm also trying to be a cop. So when you call me up and tell me about molesting a girl who passed out at a bonfire you better believe I'd kick your rear end for being a creepy poo poo stain. The only reason you aren't in the hospital is because putting you there would keep me off the force. And the only reason you aren't in jail is because I've got no loving evidence you did what you said. But I guarantee, if I get the chance to sell your white trash racist rear end down the river I will. With a loving smile. Choke on a dick and die you homophobe.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 21:15 |
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 21:38 |
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big soccer dot com has some cool tifo pics and more. for all your big soccer needs
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 21:42 |
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 21:49 |
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 21:56 |
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greg can you delete this post before tom sees it please http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3570391&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post419531417
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 18:12 |
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excuse me lady posted:hello everyone hi
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 18:28 |
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TelekineticBear! posted:Im a piece of poo poo stuck in a mans body that doesn't make you a man
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 19:22 |
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Chris de Sperg posted:guess which thread and which poster tff cate the great or officer cop
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 19:22 |
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lol drat i was way off
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 19:27 |
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whos fighting i want to chose sides
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 23:15 |
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SuperHunBastard1690 posted:I am. Fight me you fat Bitch. fine lets choose our teams
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 23:18 |
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with the first choice i select detective in training and professional sister locator Ceviche
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 23:19 |
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I'll kick all of your human being's asses in real life
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 23:27 |
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sorry
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 23:28 |
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pissy smelliott posted:why dont you say that to my rear end looks like your rear end is writing a check that pillowpants can't cash
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 23:30 |
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T. Finninho posted:im on the side where we hug and say nice things to each other guess you're on my team then. bring it in
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 00:06 |
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SuperHunBastard1690 posted:I pick beast uk 2nd choice is brandy alexander, mexican heir to the el motel seis throne
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 00:26 |
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SuperHunBastard1690 posted:Mine is a5h he is a violent thug i choose hitler *hitler smiles sweetly at me and tears fill his eyes as i turn to him and say "it's always been you" and then we embrace*
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 00:35 |
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SuperHunBastard1690 posted:I choose that goon that built a UAV to hunt pigs. He has guns and a bunch of dead pigs. next choice has to be the goon who hosed a dog
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 00:38 |
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mynameisjohn posted:i prefer ketamine anyway i prefer your rear end to my face
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 00:39 |
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Angel Puddin posted:i'll take the guy who blew off his fingers making home made thermite he's got experience with explosives hmm good choice. drat Hell fine choice in fact, me boy
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 00:42 |
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i choose dinozombies who stopped posting all the time after tbp quoted my mean post about him in the sa quotes thread
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 00:44 |
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Machinegunboyo posted:seriously can someone explain how he removes the tie, waistcoat and changes the shirt??. i can see where it happens but he has no time to do it at all he hands his little shirt piece thing over at 4:42 bitch you cant fool me
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 00:54 |
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Machinegunboyo posted:but hes wearing a whole new shirt, unless the previous shirt/tie/waistcoast are all one piece that he can just pull off oh then its probably real magic
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 00:59 |
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i just realized you're all trolls...
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 22:33 |
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oilcheck my rear end posted:I'm not a troll Smokey out of 100 things a troll might say to me on any given day, that is number 1.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 22:35 |
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Hegav posted:a troon favourite you rang?
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 22:59 |
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T. Finninho posted:I probably know the most karate in this thread uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 18:24 |
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uhhhhhhhhh
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 18:26 |
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the only karate greg knows is cry kwan do
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 18:28 |
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all their pictures are bad i dont understand
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 18:43 |
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Carrier posted:man its a rough community in the street photography megathread you dont know what it's like on the streets...*snaps pic* here, now you do
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 18:43 |
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vaginal culture posted:*runs photo of handicapped person through instagram filter* aughh yeah this is my poo poo those people think they're artistic and creative and they probably get super depressed when their republican dads tell them to get real jobs lol
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 18:48 |
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T. Finninho posted:make a thread about how you want to do an artistic photo series of women's rear end in a top hat close-ups lol
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 18:50 |
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haha
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 19:11 |
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vaginal culture posted:can you PM this to my wife, about sex your wife has pms? haha me
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 19:13 |
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Ninpo posted:armour
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 19:15 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 10:37 |
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TelekineticBear! posted:play real sports fifa 14 isnt out yet
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 19:29 |