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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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origami posted:

Ladies and German...

I know his English is a bit fractured but the dude started translating everything for the YouTube English viewers so I ain't gonna be a dick about his pronunciation and poo poo.

Cardo owns.

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Some dude named Bearhammer just took a swig of beer before getting in the cage

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Bubba Smith posted:

I love me some Ben Askren and have been aboard that train since before he was champion, but even I know that UFC doesn't need him at all. He's a cool guy, an advocate against PEDs which is nice, and has a unique style, but UFC has several popular welterweights to keep that division going.

And I don't see how Ben going to One FC would kill him from ever making his US debut in UFC. UFC did just snatch up 3 guys from One FC, or tried to anyway.

Look I wanted Askren vs Fitch and Askren vs Palhares as much as the next guy but I'm also like eh whatever the show is gonna go on. What you can take away from this is Viacom Bellator hosed up, again, and it was funny.

You're forgetting Askren/Shields

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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david carmichael posted:

I think its probably a good idea to see if askren can hang with competition better than jason high before signing him. If the roster is over stuffed why not wait until after some other dudes have washed out and askren beats like dennis kang standing on paulo filho's shoulder ir whatever

It's frustrating to see people like this season's TUF cast get into the UFC while a guy who is much, much better than them gets told to gently caress off.

Roxanne Modafferi: UFC Fighter
Ben Askren: Not a UFC fighter

That's hosed up imo

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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origami posted:

If Askren signs to the WSOF then you'll actually get that.

He's not though, he's OneFC and going to wrestle a bunch of asians and maybe get upkicked or soccerkicked and that'll be funny too

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Fight Night was cool, I got to see Alistair's big bro tap to strikes.

Also Soukodjou is about to fight.

He's walking out to the lion king theme being sung live by a black lady in a tiger dress

That's not me being racist, this is reality

His opponent has an obese russian in a fur coat singing some opera poo poo while an entourage drags a sled w/ the fighter in it out to the cage.

Now that he's out to the cage, they're having some russian folk dancing to a cheerful piano tune



Soukodjou lost of course

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Dec 7, 2013

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Cage Warriors and Oplot are both live right now.



Cage Warriors had a sick knee KO in their second fight and now has more wmma.

#mma for chit-chat

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Oplot has a 150kg guy about to fight, you wanted supper weights?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Won't be a new years show without Joachim Hansen imo

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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XFC is on AXS.TV now, I hate being the only one watching something so pop into #mma for your b-league fix

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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I guess Julie kedzie is booking invicta now per the mma hour

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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So I guess WSOF's matchmaker called out Bellator for a PPV tourney to determine the real #2 promotion, probably never gonna go down, but here's his proposed fight-card

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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1st AD posted:

That would be a fantastic card, will never happen though.

Also Rumble can't make 205 anymore, can he? :laugh:

Fat Rumble versus Fat Rampage would be way better

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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I am so pumped right now

quote:

‏@riddletuf7 10m
I'm back in that saddle can't wait to fight again, thanks @TitanFighting it's gonna be a blood bath!!

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@arielhelwani 40s
Titan FC officially announces that they've come to an 8-fight deal with CBS Sports Network, beginning with the Feb. 28 Ricci vs Gurgel show.

Guess we have another televised b-league to watch Matt Riddle fight on

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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So Mayhem did a little interview at http://mmainterviews.tv/2014/01/14/jason-mayhem-miller-talks-return-to-mma-changes-apologies-nick-diaz-uriah-hall-more/ and it looks like he's gotten his poo poo back together somewhat.

Looks like he's back training, says he has a few offers from legit orgs which I assume means Bellator/WSOF or OneFC (This would be the best for the great entrances he had in Dream), maybe Titan FC since they're getting a for realsies TV deal.

He wants to fight in Japan because he has showmanship and wants to be "more than a guy walking out of a tunnel".

On Uriah Hall: "I'm more black than racist" "He has some ninja styles that are gonna do him some good"

Compared to his behavior in 2013 he seems a lot more reasonable and sane.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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El Roncho posted:

Yesterday's Oplot stream worked like a million times better than the WSOF prelim stream. Also Derrick Mehmen looks like a giant Chucky doll.

It's baffling that Oplot and War MMA can get a high quality stream going when WSOF can't get their poo poo together like 9 shows in.

Also derrick mehmen's opponent could take a loving beating

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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TheReverend posted:

Sadly, he did :(

Yea, it was just surprising when he got his second wind after straight up bending over and heaving in the first round

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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So Titan FC's first televised show is running against Bellator's first show of the season featuring Rampage.

Seems like a bad idea to run a card fronted by Mike Ricci against that even if it is Rampage/Bellator

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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LobsterMobster posted:

B-league request: someone design a :tito: emote that's like :getin: except, you know, tito's giant head and "of course" and I will buy it. I will buy it so much.

Imo it should be tito's head from titodick because of that little smile he's got

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Great, Tito has to gently caress up even making jokes about him because right after that post Bloody Elbow posted this:

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/1/22/5334894/ufc-rebney-mma-tito-ortiz-paralysis-bellator-ppv-neck-break

quote:

The Bellator CEO says a medical specialist has told him that the former UFC champ could end up paralyzed if he fights again.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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henkman posted:

You can't expect a neck to support that head for 38 years, the human body can only be pushed so far

If Tito had been born Kayan Lahwi he'd be pretty much the world's worst living bobblehead

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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TitanFC is like signing every UFC person that WSOF and Bellator aren't and now added to their roster is george sotiropoulos


Edit:

quote:

@lorettahuntmma 19m
Ben Askren starts at 50K/50K for his first fight with OneFC, nearly twice what he made leaving Bellator, he says.


That's great for him but I find it really, really funny that Bellator was paying their best champion less than 25/25

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Jan 23, 2014

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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cisneros posted:

What does this mean

I think they're gonna start training together, War Machine and Baroni were reminiscing for a long long time a little while ago w/ Kendall Grove about the "good ol' days"

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I honestly couldn't tell you. I don't tend to keep up with porn star personal lives. I just knew at one point they were together and apparently camming it up.

They solved their couples' issues by buying two snakes and ended up fighting over them, I am like War Machine Twitter's #1 fan and I still have no idea if they're together at any given point or not

I can tell you what War Machine thinks about high waisted shorts though (He doesn't care for them)

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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LobsterMobster posted:

Please keep me posted, as he did some alpha male poo poo and blocked me because I kept mocking him.

#mma is the home of my frequent "laugh at the dumb poo poo War Machine says and does" till we get that MMA media/twitter thread up and going

On an earlier note, I pointed out that Titan FC was having their debut show on CBS Sports on the same day as Bellator's opening card of the season featuring Rampage and apparently CBS Sports and they are aware of this and from what TitanFC tweeted at me, they're going to be understanding about the ratings/viewers for this card

Pretty Boy Ricci might be handsome but he's no Rampage potentially getting knocked out

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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So Palhares will be fighting for the WSOF title against Steve Carl and his old manager is on the MMA Hour right now

Funny things:

Palhares came from a farming community where he fought mosquitos with axes and didn't have hacksaws or tractors.
He was shocked by the big wide world.
Doesn't understand anything and is literally functionally retarded, but he's with a sports psychologist now.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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LobsterMobster posted:

"I used to be a fighter, like you, until I took a Toquinho to the knee"

A funny arrow to the knee joke in 2014, you've done the impossible

:ortiz:

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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coconono posted:

It seems like the last time Palhares was in trouble they trotted out the "he's seeing a sports psychologist"

From the tone of his former manager, a lot of people don't quite understand how "simple" Palhares is.

It might not have taken the first time

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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1st AD posted:

The guy who just broke his leg and has been previously submitted in the leg is going to avoid Palhares like the plague.

Every time he sees Anderson's cast he does Reem's liplick

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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2 fat 4 my lambo posted:

thanks, for this

It was lobstermobster bought and made by the wrestling gif guy WrasslorMonkey

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@cagepotatomma 1m
Report: Tito Ortiz Charged With Two Counts of DUI Following Most Recent Car Crash, Faces Up to Six Months in Jail



Haha :ortiz:

Tito never stops being funny

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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If you're not watching this you just missed Court McGee facial hair sporting Chechen getting a sick looking knock out, it owned

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Legacy FC is on AXS.tv, first fight was a premature stoppage and while this second one is sloppy, it's fun as gently caress

#mma on synirc for chitty chat

this ref is flat out loving retarded, guy is landing elbows and hammerfists and he stand them up, immediate takedown and more ground and pound "work or i'm gonna stand you up"

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Feb 1, 2014

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Homie didn't include it on his list since it's not "mma" but there's a Lion Fights card on Friday (live muay thai under the AXS.tv umbrella) at either 9 or 10 EST

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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A bit more b-league news concerning Askren

http://mmajunkie.com/2014/02/ben-askren-makes-one-fc-debut-in-may-for-welterweight-title/

His first fight will be for the WW title against either Brock Larson or Nobutatsu Suzuki.

I still think that Askren not getting a UFC deal is one of the biggest gently caress ups of 2013 but I'll be glad to see him funk over an asian or a UFC washout

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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willie_dee posted:

We were going to do the Q and A section on the podcast but JT ended up responding to everyone who asked a question in the week before hand via twitter so we didn't have any material left for the podcast itself!

We might do the podcast again if there's enough interest, but it wasn't all that much of a massive success outside of his twitter followers, was cool to get tweets about it from Bas And Joe Rogan though.

If you're interested in getting your guy on Titan FC which is televised in America on CBS Sports (and is currently looking for fighters), have James hit them up on twitter

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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there's two b-leagues airing right now and you should be watching both or at least one

XFC: reasons to watch



They have a drone camera

Also they have some very nice ring girl butts



https://www.xfcmma.com for a tiny stream or http://aovivoagora.com/rede-tv/ for a slightly bigger one


Your other option is Battle of the Bay 6 which is being streamed/recorded on a camcorder straight out of the 80s and is hilariously bad

As always #mma for b-league talkies

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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:ortiz: is no longer cyborg's manager

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/19/5427804/titan-fc-leaked-roster-of-new-fighters-contracted-to-multi-fight-deals

quote:

At 125 lbs

Pedro Noble

Bill Friday

Illiard Santos

Jeff Curran

Ricky Calatayud

At 135 lbs

Anthony Gutierrez

Kevin Croom

Walel Watson

Luis Rafael Laurentino

At 145 lbs

Glaristone Santos

Kurt Holobaugh

Adi Alic

Sam Toomer

Joe Barajas

Aaron Neveu

Mirsad Bektic

Wolfgang Janssen

At 155 lbs

Jorge Gurgel

Eric Marriott

Mike Ricci

Jake Lindsey

Chase Hackett

George Sotiropoulos

Jonas Boeno

Saul Galindo

Dashon Johnson

Marcus LeVesseur

At 170 lbs

Matt Riddle

Luan Chagas

Darren Till

Todd Moore

Colby Covington

Ricky Legere

Keith Johnson

Mike Bronzoulis

Brock Jardine

Luigi Fioravanti

Jose "Pele" Landi-Jons

That's not shabby, I don't recognize a lot of the names, but a lot of them I do which puts them above any b-league but WSOF/Bellator

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