B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I can't say I am surprised, but it's still hilarious.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 05:10

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:13

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

I'm the Tito Ortiz of posting

No nudes please

# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 00:03

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Yuriy posted:

he was trolling miesha and trying to get her to fight fallon fox

it would be nice if we never had to acknowledge fox again after ashlee evans smith

link this please

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 20:19

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Well done Gregor Samsa well done

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 02:34

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

coconono posted:

Fuckin do it already fatherdog.

Report yourself?

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 00:59

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

-Atom- posted:

Jim Ross and Chael Sonnen are calling that absurd one night welterweight tournament on 10/3

Link me to the detail on this please?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 04:14

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

fatherdog posted:

http://tapnapsnap.com/bellator-president-coker-possibility-fedor-vs-couture-talks-m-1/

Coker what in the gently caress is wrong with you

ahahahaha

# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 17:57

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

1st AD posted:

Also doesn't Randy still have fights left on his UFC deal?

This is what stopped it last time, and likely still the case.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 18:42

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

vainman posted:

wow

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 01:01

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Shumagorath posted:

gently caress I am going to re-read the Werdum/Fedor thread right now. Edit: Wow this was already four years ago.

I'm still very proud of that thread.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 07:35

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Who Gotch Ya posted:

Commissions probably blocked it like they did Butterbean vs Hunt when PRIDE wanted to do that in the US.

We were robbed

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 01:16

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

poo poo I have plans tomorrow or I would drive up and go with you I&S.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 20:29

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

A bit ago I saw a video where a couple of cops found him (in superhero costume) and some drunk fighting on the street, and then let them finish it via some "agreed combat" law we have where the cops will let you street MMA as long as you promise not to kill eachother.

I'm so drat ashamed of our state :saddowns:

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 04:48

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Bundt Cake posted:

Obsessed with GSP being Gay
Stalks a muscle man
Doesn't see what could interest men about a strip club

Triticum Guzzler posted:

WILLIE DEE: What are we going to do tonight, Brain Damage?

JAMES THOMPSON: The same thing we do every night, Stinky. Try to look at big boobs.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 04:27

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Captain Log posted:

I mean this - Kimbo came off pretty well in his season of TUF.

My dad tuned in to hate him and ended up thinking he was the nicest guy on the show. Also, "The InnerMe!"

"The enemy is the inner knee" is still one of the best GDT titles.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 22:39

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Bromine posted:

What the gently caress did I just watch?

An epic once in a lifetime experience

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 04:47

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

willie_dee posted:

HE DIDNT EVEN loving BEAT JT IT WAS A ROBBERY

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 20:14

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Randy/Fedor would be great, but I want Kimbo/Fedor.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 00:21

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

4.

Don't post my childhood pictures online please

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 23:20

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Chris James 2 posted:

I can't wait

hahahaha I wish i was going to this

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 23:51

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Did you see us? We had nice seats.

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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 07:28

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Agent Tough Juice posted:

Which direction was the ring? Is it behind you in that picture?

I was at Titan, yeah. I wonder if we got on the broadcast, we were 4 rows away.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 21:18

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I saw Aoki, and it made me think of his Magical Submission Pants. Someone did a whole :effort:

post about them:

http://okkimonosblog.com/shinya-aokis-magical-rainbow-submission-pants-a-pictorial-history-of-the-tobikan-judans-grappling-spats-and-tights/

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 15:57

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Tezcatlipoca posted:

How can y'all forget Spotty Scotty?

http://gfycat.com/IllinformedLongBrahmanbull

Such a magical finish, I am still sad that the sport passed him by

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 04:07

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

https://twitter.com/ZProphet_MMA/status/699283791483957248

# ¿ Feb 15, 2016 18:39

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

fatherdog posted:

Wandy is going to soccer kick Fedor to death and then test positive for polonium-210

I want to see this so, so badly

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 03:46

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Eat This Glob posted:

Nah. Every fight has stipulations based on 3 coin flips: gi or no gi, 16 Oz or 4 Oz gloves, and grappling permitted or banned. Then we will truly find the best fighter in the world

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# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 06:03

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

ayn rand hand job posted:

I'll throw some barebones OP up in a few. I'd do more, but I'll probably go and watch a goon get wrecked in NASCAR trucks instead of the prelims.

(2:34:14 PM) kensei: Bellator 149: Seriously Insignifigent - AKA No Grandpa Don't!
(2:42:02 PM) DA|iPhone: Bellator 149: Bad Grandpa

# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 01:16

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I don't know if any of you have been following the story in Ireland, but a Portuguese fighter fell into a coma after a loss and has passed away

Tragic

# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 15:50

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

I feel like we could safely raise $250 but it's gonna have to be something like putting Lowtax's face on JT's butt and demanding at least one take down

CONDOM DEPOT on the front of his shorts with the ProPosting Logo on a thigh.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 23:18

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Will brooks would have made a lot more $ fighting for bellator, bellator even offered him a really expensive contract, really weird career choice by brooks

Probably one of those he believes in himself situations, where he thinks he'll be UFC champ. Good for him, I hope he goes far.

# ¿ May 14, 2016 20:48

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Shine posted:

The only MMA show I've been to was some little PacNW organization, and I had a blast.

The preshow had some ginger kid making his amateur debut, and you could see how incredibly nervous he was. When the fight started and his opponent came at him, the kid's expression said "oh poo poo I'm locked in a cage with a guy who wants to punch me in the face and strangle me." He barely survived the first round, but in the second round the butterflies went away and he just went ham on the other guy and won by strike stoppage. He got by far the biggest cheers of the night.

For $35 I'll bet you get your money's worth.

That was a :krad:

fight, the whole card owned. We're going to the next one for sure.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Live regional MMA owns, also im pretty sure im goong to go watch WSOF in Everett on june 17 to watch the fidor brothers fight eachother, if im not going to the Washington Beer Festival that weekend

If you go to this, let us know. We might put together a road trip.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 04:07

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

a retard posted:

it shocks me that the guy who literally almost died fighting kimbo ended up outliving him

This was my thought as well, but still RIP Kimbo and thanks for some of the funniest fights I have ever seen.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 04:50

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Mr. Nice! posted:

I think something like Fedor/Mir would be amazing in Japan.

Oh my god yes

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 23:10

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Fedor was protected more than the president, and he got exposed in StrikeForce.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 04:44

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

So I take it since Cyborg is posting a GoFundMe Bellator doesn't pay for medical like UFC? That's utterly hosed.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 22:14

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Le Saboteur posted:

Bellator pays for medical the gofundme is to support him in his recovery as this is either a career ender or one that will keep him out for over a year.

Okay that makes sense. Thanks for the clarity. I obviously didn't read the GoFundMe.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 04:11

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Fedor losing again in hilarious fashion would make me happy.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 19:26

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Meathead is going to KO Fedor and that will be that.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 04:08

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:13

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

...and the pitch! posted:

Some of this appears to have been recorded in Lake Oswego. I don't know what to believe anymore.

I'm still sad I never got to see him at his pizza place. Did you?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 08:47

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