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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

the dance number looks like it got more applause than the knockout. and i implicitly understand this.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

willie_dee posted:

Based on this, JT would wreck both these dudes at the same time

is he fighting again ever?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

OwlBot 2000 posted:

I didn't know these guys before, but Logan Clark seems pretty cool and more intelligent than most fighters in that he's capable of constructing a complete sentence.

He also calls himself The Pink Pounder

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Hahaha gently caress. The highlight for me was the link to rebney Sr. Winnebago dealership (presumably, I didn't click on it)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Yuriy posted:

One FC: Total Domination is starting now! If you're up early and wanna watch the closest thing to jmma left, join me in #mma.

The first fight is between a wushu champion who did some sick katas and posed a lot before his walk out versus a Cambodian with a martial art I've never heard of who is a "Fighter looking to get out of his father's shadow in the One FC cage"

I'm not watching this, but I want to know the outcome

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Yuriy posted:

Since I think I'm the only person watching this, I'm just gonna keep it to editing that first post you quoted.

Jesus thank you that was awesome

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Without the Tito / rampage freak show it's now listed with cable channels as 'sport' and not 'comedy'

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
If Dana is seriously going to let askren go to loving Singapore just to stick it to a guy whose PPV flopped on its arse and whose stars are abandoning as soon as possible than gently caress Dana.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gregor Samsa posted:

Different sports and it's just training and all that, but that video of Askren tooling the NCAA Div I champ makes this video of Marcelo toying with Askren even more impressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyTjseL40aw

can somebody explain to me why someone can do this to an olympian? i know bjj and wrestling are two different things but i thought they were close cousins or something

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

don't be coy motherfucker, female fighter bad date story pls.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Nice try Reb, but I still don't want to see a Tito fight.

lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

individual865 posted:

In a similar vein of absurdity, I present: http://matrixfight.com/. Dude wants to hold MMA fights on parabolic flights. Amazing.

the vomit will be a nice touch.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Meat Recital posted:

I wonder how they'll handle weigh ins.

lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
I'm really glad jt won. For some reason.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

this is unbelievably sick

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dr. Pancakes posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CZphCSVbsI

At 6:33 one of the refs says "Even if he taps, don't let go of the submission, I have to see it." so I wouldn't be surprised if he has been told something similar.

thingsyoushoulddefinitelysaytopaulharris.rtf

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

this coupled with bellator's implosion loving elohel at all non uufc mma and also ufc features eddie wineland on the fukcng prelims i love this sport

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
from reddit: amateur mma fight ends when a fighter stops wanting to beat the poo poo out of a guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyBZQlJ8VeA

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Senor P. posted:

I disagree (And I say this as a hobbyist)

I don't feel the amateur athletes are at any risk of brain damage or even injury.


anyone else preparing to read that can stop right here

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

maffew buildings posted:

good thing matt riddle smokes all that weed to keep him from beating his wife

Weed is to stop him beating his kids. His wife's safety will require percocets.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

also the ability to hang out in singapore and constantly try to molest and gently caress people other than his wife is probably a big draw for him. he's a huge creep

what? i'm not doubting you or anything, but, what?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Bellator signed Hideo Tokoro

Sweet I love metal gear solid

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
ah a hospitalisation with the intention of proposal. just another day in the life of a directionless boychild who thought at age 12 that cage fighter and pornstar was all you'd need to be to negate the feelings of intense self loathing and insecurity that resulted from a sad childhood. rip war machine you weird fucker

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i'd like to say 'because pornstar' but i really don't think that excuses it

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Agent Tough Juice posted:

"Bad boy" it's different from "boy who physically attacks anyone he thinks might have slighted him including some of your co-workers."

(Also, as an aside, women do not flock to bad boys in real life. They flock to guys who are, you know, confident and poo poo)

this. there's a difference between 'dad, meet chad' and 'dad, meet war machine'

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

origami posted:

Basically I could see WM getting hosed up for being an antagonistic weirdo. I don't the spousal abuse would have any bearing.

According to who exactly? Internet forums?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

willie_dee posted:

Idgi, is Nevada just hilariously/depressingly women hating?

Judges, Vegas, judging, one judge (implying, say 3)sentences the wrong person, bad judging... Any of these working for you?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

fatherdog posted:

That would make him the second man, not third.

great post

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

sportsgenius86 posted:

"What you have here is a counterfeit War Machine head?"

"But how can you tell?"

"Well, there's a brain in it"


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Just when you thought War Machine couldn't get any tanner...


niethan posted:

Hey maybe that's what a cop gets to say about war machine soon

my loving god guys

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Bundt Cake posted:

We all know how concerned you are about managing the reputations of pieces of poo poo

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
and let's not forget the biggest piece of poo poo greg jackson manages by default: greg jackson.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Yuriy posted:

his change to a russian accent when with a russian fighter

that wasn't as bad as tarantino trying to speak like a black person on bet only because of the proportional fame / audience but it was at least as autistic.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

coconono posted:

Greg Jackson's only real crime is being insufferably weird.

which is a real crime, in the courtroom of hysterical amateur internet commentary

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Around explosiveness, never relax

lol

e: wasn't laughing at racism, i have athletic friends

Marching Powder fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Sep 3, 2014

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

i completely missed this because i was watching a professional organisation but holy poo poo was i wrong to do so. this is just not loving sane.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
three minutes in and they both look gassed as gently caress

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
hahahha beltran's leg raise

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
please continue like this so joey loving beltran is a champion please mr. newton

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