B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dugulubgov is a good kickist, except for when he kicks dongs

# ¿ Sep 14, 2013 23:49

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I fully anticipate that other than Neiman, no more Gracies are gonna win tonight.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 00:05

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

Why is Rollister Gracie fighting a fat dude.

And why do I think he'll lose, bad?

because he's An Gracie, and thus, is A Bad.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 03:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Sprecherscrow posted:

It was nice to see Neiman win, especially since he got to bust out some ultra slickness like this. Rest of the card was just blah. Rolles should stop fighting.

All Gracies should stop fighting.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 19:46

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Well, this is an odd one. Remember that Korean guy that was supposed to fight Nick Diaz a million years ago on the Frank Shamrock/Cung Le card, but ended up getting guillotined in seconds by Drew Fickett? He just retired Mach Sakurai, but wasn't even supposed to be fighting.

Mach was holding his own event and was supposed to fight Shamar Bailey. Naturally he wasn't going to make weight, so he negotiated a catchweight and then also blew that, so Bailey refused the fight. Jae Suk Lim was there to corner someone else, borrowed some shorts and won by TKO.

A weird ending to an equally weird career. Thanks for killing Trigg and Aoki, enjoy getting fatter than ever.

Also Mac Danzig

# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 13:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The "B" in B-Leagues stands for blood!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsbxt0JOM9k

# ¿ Oct 2, 2013 04:58

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

that card is fuckin awesome.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 23:02

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

Probably be an announcement soon, then.

"Ray Sefo, thank you!"

(I had a brief, terrifying thought of Burkman choking out Okami)

# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 20:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Minowaman won his 100th fight. By knockout, of all things. Yay MINOWAMAN, SUPER HLUK champion!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 18:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

individual865 posted:

Who cares, check out this loving poster:

Holy loving poo poo, a god drat Pig-Man.

Does this mean Chael was right?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2013 19:30

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

Stevens is going to finish the job Sotiropolous started

At least Aoki's already got a kid.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 16:33

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Michelle Ould (Bean Fried ranking currently unavailable) just asked Twitter if it would be cool if she wore a "White Pride" bra and/or tattoo. Good job bein' a dumb-dumb, Michelle. :saddowns:

# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 17:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I think she's talking about Cain's tattoo, which is clear proof that he's racist and wants to exterminate white people.

To be fair, most of us whites should be exterminated.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 19:35

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

Haha, so Bob Meyrowitz is talking about starting up YAMMA and the name was created as a result of a misunderstanding - as he explains it, he was in a restaurant pitching the idea to Russian investors and they couldn't understand why a curved pit was even necessary, so he got a frying pan and they all exclaimed, knowingly, "yama!" So he thought it meant frying pan. Later on he was talking about YAMMA with Oleg Taktarov and was corrected and yama actually meant "burial pit."

Would watch Burial Pit Fighting Championships

# ¿ Nov 13, 2013 22:30

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Did the restaurant not have bowls to use as an example instead?

# ¿ Nov 13, 2013 23:04

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

Bob Meyrowitz literally blew off Dana's invite to this week's UFC show because "I had a family thing."

By "family thing" he meant "tend to Nate Diaz's high school reunion"

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 01:15

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bean Fried posted:

I'm apparently going to be too busy this week to make a huge post for the Invicta GDT. If Lobster Mobster or anyone else wants to make the GDT, feel free.

I'll give it a shot, unless anyone else wants it.

Expect the GDT sometime around Wednesday or Thursday, I guess?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 15:50

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

I'm pretty sure another part of it is that the UFC wanted some footage to promote him with coming in; they can't use Bellator footage and he's had like three fights ever that weren't in Bellator.

I imagine Joe Silva would grab a mop and a singlet and make monster noises while filming an Askren highlight reel in his basement.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 18:11

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bean Fried posted:

Would it be okay to make it Thursday in case I change my mind? I'll try and throw up some stuff in here to cut & paste if that helps...

Hugely appreciated either way.

Sure!

In other B-League news, I just found out that this Saturday's World Series of Fighting card will feature the return of Kalib "Running Man" Starnes. I am so excited.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 20:47

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I just want fifteen minutes of Askren funking all over Nick Diaz. Is that too much to ask, Dana? :mad:

# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 23:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

Bean Fried, are you doing an Invicta GDT? I recognize about half the names on the card, but a lot of the opponents to the named fighters are blank slates to me.

He said he was going to be busy, so I offered to throw something together. It'll be up around Thursday.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2013 21:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Invicta FC 7 GDT

^Thanks, Bean Fried!^

# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 04:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Captain Log posted:

The fact that the Polish, a people so loving outrageously jaded by their treatment by the universe, deemed him hoboish is spectacular. I'm pretty sure you could snort a bunch of ketamine, throw your girlfriend down in the street, and gently caress while hooting like an owl and no one would care. The Polish completely don't give a gently caress.

Noted crazy Polish sorta-MMA dude, Popek Rak agrees.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 19:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

WSoF 7 is tomorrow as well. But don't watch it, watch Invicta, instead

# ¿ Dec 7, 2013 07:18

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I kind of want to see more MMA in this fashion (I expect the rustling sound made by Mike Beltran's dwarf beard would be a distraction, though)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gC4I-178KY

# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 02:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I hope tomorrow is the day Oplot finally goes "You know what? gently caress it, here's a bear to fight"

# ¿ Dec 20, 2013 17:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Brain Curry posted:

Tito got arrested for suspicion of dui. Article with no useful info is here. http://ktla.com/2014/01/06/mma-fighter-tito-ortiz-arrested-on-suspicion-of-dui-chp/

Oops forgot there was a bellator specific thread.

I should probably close that last season bellator thread and make a new one for next season, huh?

# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 18:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The Bellator side doesn't feature nearly enough Russians/Dagestanis, or Dave "Caveman" Rickels, card doesn't count.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 14:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The 'b' in b-league now stands for busted nose. Gross schnoz link, beware if your nose has a weak stomach.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 17:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Does he have any other gameplans?

Implement attack pattern MOON BELLY

# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 18:19

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Anyone care enough for me to make a WSoF 8 GDT?

Just Gaethje is pretty cool, and hopefully Rumble can loving murder noted garbage-person Mike Kyle.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 14:02

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheReverend posted:

Are you making the thread? I have an old training partner on the prelims and I want to know how to watch!

I suppose I can start a GDT. Who is the training partner?

# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 22:26

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheReverend posted:

Scott Barrett:

I use the term somewhat loosely (or at least in a pretty uncompetitive manner). He is so much bigger than me but sometimes there wouldn't be anyone training that was bigger than me but less than him and guess who got to train with him?

I remember one time he was getting ready for a fight and he said he wanted to make sure he had the cardio so he ground and pounded me for 15 minutes. It was ~~great~~ awful.

Oh snap, he's fighting Mehman, Destroyer of Rolles.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 23:21

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Oplot, I love you

# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 23:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

This V3 thing isn't half bad. Watching some dude named Kid Van Pork Chop fight right now.

Edit: And the commentator (Rick McCracken, maybe?) just said that rubber guard is dumb. Yessss

LobsterMobster fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Jan 19, 2014

# ¿ Jan 19, 2014 03:05

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

That time Matt Riddle beat Jon Jones in a wrestling tournament (Or at least won it and Jones also participated)

# ¿ Jan 21, 2014 18:06

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Street Horrrsing posted:

Apparently Nick Newell is getting a title shot.

Congrats to him, he deserves it. Worked hard, never accepted a hand out

# ¿ Jan 21, 2014 22:04

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

B-league request: someone design a :tito:

emote that's like :getin:

except, you know, tito's giant head and "of course" and I will buy it. I will buy it so much.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2014 21:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bean Fried posted:

gently caress! I missed this. How did Justine Kish do? This was her first fight at ~~115~~_^116.8, and I'm of the understanding she's a really good prospect ('twas a World Champion in Muay Thai, beat Munah Holland in her MMA debut).

According to Dave Doyle on the tweeter, she punch-kicked Randa Markos pretty handily for the first two rounds, but nearly got caught in an armbar in the third. He hopes both can make it to the TUF 20 house.

_{^{(I enjoyed watching her Muay Thai highlights while writing up my preview of that fight for Championship Rounds)}}

# ¿ Jan 25, 2014 14:20

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Mr. Nice! posted:

There might be a few guest stars on war machine and christie mack's cam shows.

They're back together again? Good to see those crazy kids can make it in this messed up world :allears:

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 18:26

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