B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

They solved their couples' issues by buying two snakes and ended up fighting over them, I am like War Machine Twitter's #1 fan and I still have no idea if they're together at any given point or not

I can tell you what War Machine thinks about high waisted shorts though (He doesn't care for them)

Please keep me posted, as he did some alpha male poo poo and blocked me because I kept mocking him.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 18:39

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 05:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

Hahahaha can't wait till Palhares defends his title against Fitch and cripples him.

"I used to be a fighter, like you, until I took a Toquinho to the knee"

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 20:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

coconono posted:

It seems like the last time Palhares was in trouble they trotted out the "he's seeing a sports psychologist"

I am not looking forward to the day when Anderson has to take Rousimar out back to 'tell him about the rabbits'

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 20:49

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

The guy who just broke his leg and has been previously submitted in the leg is going to avoid Palhares like the plague.

I only used Andy because I needed someone handy with a scattergun. I guess Paulo Thiago would have worked, too.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 20:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

-Atom- posted:

the worst doctor

and also yessssss

# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 03:20

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Captain Log posted:

Are the women having to fight onto the house? That sucks! At this point I'd rather them all get a spot.

Basically I don't want Thug Rose to lose.

From what I understand, the 11 former Invicta ladies are assured spots and try-outs will be held for the remaining 5 spots, so I think it's just 16 ladies in the house. I could be super-wrong, though.

I am probably going to end up being super-wrong

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 22:31

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

red19fire posted:

she's like the antagonist in Million Dollar Baby.

Protect yourself at all times (She is still A Bad and a garbage-person, but it isn't strictly speaking, illegal)

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 23:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Hey, Thiago Silva, Brazilian police know how to finish fights

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 17:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Natal is apparently the UH VAI MORRER capital of Brazil, now

# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 22:25

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gregor Samsa posted:

Didn't he drown in his own blood after babby Anderson kicked his head open in Pride?

# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 00:35

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

There is also a DEEP Jewels card featuring the finals of a strawweight tournament (Mizuko Inoue! :allears:

) but I don't know how to watch that.

Please, PSP, teach me how to watch Japanese lady fights at 2AM on Sunday morning

# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 20:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I managed to track down the results of that DEEP Jewels card, and my fave, Mizuki Inoue, missed weight so she was ineligible to win the fight. She armbarred Emi Tomimatsu in the third, so she lost by DQ. Why even have the fight if one person is unable to win? :psyboom:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2014 14:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

All of your Bellator season 10 needs can be addressed here!

# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 17:02

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Are we just going to confine the Titan FC talk to this thread or make a GDT for Handsome Mike 'n' the Weedman?

Edit: (I am not offering to make a GDT, at least not anything with effort)

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 23:33

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Booto Guylain after getting TKO'd in a EFC Africa bout

That certainly sucks.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 20:25

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Knapp is the best.

I hope Inoue can get the gently caress outta DEEP/Jewels, too.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 00:47

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Seltzer posted:

These are the announcers for hipshow.

Yes that's his real beard.

Goofus and Gallant of personal grooming choices.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 04:32

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Meat Recital posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6j7gVkPA0M

Makes sense a dude named Heroin would get put to sleep easily.

_{here are some other quick knockouts if anyone wants to watch them interspersed with my dumb writings}

# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 01:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Captain Log posted:

This all sounds really interesting. Everyone, go into great detail. We should all become Z league judges.

I believe Something Awful Forums User John Cena is a licensed judge in Mississippi

# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 04:13

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Newell is going to fight Gaethje in July for the WSoF belt!!! :woop:

That's gonna be rad because both dudes are rad. :krad:

times in July!

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 15:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

-Atom- posted:

I'm glad Newell is getting a crack at a title of sorts, but my goodness I don't see how he's going to get by Gaethje.

Oh, he will more than likely get kickboxed a bunch, but I think he has a wrestling chance.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 19:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

After being released from the UFC McKenzie is looking to fight Aoki or for WSOF or anywhere

Cody is one step away from fighting a hobo for half a sandwich in a boxcar (on AXS)

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 23:27

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Captain Log posted:

Genki Sudo getting repped as having the next Gangham Style on CNN? Don't mind if I do!

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/showbiz/2014/03/25/mxp-japan-have-a-nice-day-music-video.hln.html

Genki is the best, but I wonder if getting ultra-famous will prevent him from his ultimate goal: transitioning to the 4th dimension

# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 13:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

Matt Riddle fighting for a belt, I'm filled with joy

Riddle wins by smoke out choke out

# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 16:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ranger Out

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 01:20

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

World Series of Fighting - 9 events and we still don't know what the gently caress we're doing

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 01:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Burkman is kind of a donkus sometimes, but he does do cool poo poo like that on occasion

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 02:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marlin the Fish Moraes is cool and I hope he can escape from under Ray Sefo's sugar footy thumb. (Him and Gaethje)

Edit: dude fighting for the title isn't even in Bas' top 5 bantams

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 03:38

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

origami posted:

Leg tko incoming

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 03:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Adelaide Byrd had the same score as two other people, what in the gently caress?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 04:15

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The Key Hole

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 04:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Nice piece on Scott Smith's struggles with alcoholism.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/3/30/5561482/scott-smith-the-original-comeback-kid-still-battling-demons

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 21:32

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Hahahahaha for a quick second I was like "drat they cut Rick Story too?"

Can't wait for Newell to guillotine him single-handedly

# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 20:22

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Actual SOTY: William Haney's REVERSE BOSTON CRAB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnLi3vtJBRc

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 06:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Also: Aleks Emelianenko is now on the Russian federal most wanted list for rape

What is the best highlight of him getting hosed starched so I can watch a bunch of times in a row to feel slightly better?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 07:05

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

coconono posted:

That wins a award. Minnowaman, you're a bad person.

He's not used to fighting a guy that's both taller than him, yet weighs less.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 14:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

colonel_korn posted:

Does ONE FC even have a heavyweight division?

He could fight two bantamweights at the same time :getin:

# ¿ Apr 20, 2014 23:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

ChampRamp posted:

Deadspin (I know) has alerted me to the greatest MMA thing ever seen. Hip Show: Arena Combat.

http://deadspin.com/we-have-no-idea-what-hip-show-is-but-its-the-best-thin-1566578818

It's always fun when someone stumbles across HiP Show for the first time. Seems to happen every few months.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 19:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

I'm sure that he plays Gladiator Man with Seth Petruzelli every night.

I think it's more of a Greek hoplite thing

# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 00:29

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 05:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

LOL someone I barely talk to at work just asked me what bar they can catch the Bellator PPV at. I thought he was kidding but I guess he wasn't.

That is a plant that works for Bellator. Hide your pets :ohdear:

# ¿ May 7, 2014 22:41

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