B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Fat Twitter Man posted:

http://www.mmajunkie.com/news/2013/10/video-xfcs-cortney-casey-appealing-title-loss-due-to-opponents-spray-tan

opponent had a spray tan, fight doesn't count

This is why all those South Philly goombas have such excellent records.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 06:22

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 19:14

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

individual865 posted:

In a similar vein of absurdity, I present: http://matrixfight.com/. Dude wants to hold MMA fights on parabolic flights. Amazing.

Edit: Hahahahahhahahaha

Stay out of South Jersey/Philadelpia, we already have enough lovely "Matrix" fights, man.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 09:01

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Cody tried hitting on my bestfriend and she wasn't having it and I told him to go "eat his shorts" or something. I was a bit drunk and I don't really remember.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 05:21

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Captain Log posted:

This story needs more words.

Also, Cyborg just got beat in a Muay Thai match. Sounds like she got knocked down a bunch.

I don't know, he bitched about the owner of his gym a lot and went on about Chad Mendes punching him a bunch or something. He's just a weird loving dude. He did teach us his guillotine that day before we went out.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 06:28

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

individual865 posted:

Magomed Malikov vs. Brett Rogers

This ended up kinda of funny.
http://www.bjpenn.com/gif-brett-rogers-fought-in-russia-and-his-opponent-snapped-his-leg-replay/

Gif in article.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 08:13

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Why hasn't Aoki ever made his was over to the UFC to get wrestled?

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 07:53

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

I don't get it

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 22:11

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Was that tournament any good?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:06

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Which fight

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 03:50

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Dave's an odd dude.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 02:35

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Chris Leben wants you to buy his book or something to stop his heart disease or some bullshit. I don't know

omg chael crash fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Mar 10, 2016

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 04:28

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

My cold, dead heart doesn't get excited for much but I'm excited about this

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 07:57

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

My dude Alexandre Bezerra needs to get out of these B Leagues

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 22:18

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Augh dangit, my former training partner and friend from PA lost on the same card

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 06:14

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Ah come on

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 03:06

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Also looks like they're doing some sort of NYE super card so they're staying B league as hell all the way to the end

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 02:13

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

I'm changing my user name if he loses

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 23:44

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Ditch posted:

"Justin McElfresh"

I think that's one of those MBMBAM dudes

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 21:08

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Omg chael

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 23:03

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

omg chael crash posted:

I'm changing my user name if he loses

Mods(??) rename me "tito crash, OF COURSE" tia

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 23:07

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

zoom in please

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 00:36

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Captain Log posted:

Forrest is in my stack of books to read, which is currently up to my waist.

Chael is either an extremely good writer or someone ghost wrote that for him. It wouldn't surprise me at all if it was all straight from his brain. Then again it all being lies seems about right too.

It's extremely Chael-ish if you like that and pretty funny. I'm a big flaming commie lie-beral and I dig Chael, so it should say something.

The entire chapter dedicated to Reagan sure is something

# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 03:58

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

What

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 04:50

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Is this real

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 05:29

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

I felt like I got my money's worth

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 07:42

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Jake Shields out to stud: a buddy of mine and his girlfriend matched with Jake Shields on a swinging app in NYC

# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 21:32

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

I️ liked it better when you talked about your broken body I️ think

# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 23:07

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

-says the guy with Chael in his username

# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 23:09

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Mekchu posted:

The Underground King has returned to the underground (specifically a basement in Singapore).

https://twitter.com/YODCHATRI/status/1052038412172066817

God damnit, Eddie.

I'm glad he's getting paid or whatever, but the UFC LW division is so much better with him in it

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 16:26

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 19:14

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Chael said on Insta that the fight had 25k PPV buys which is cool

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 17:46

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