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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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33lbs in a week is silly. Why wasn't there anyone to go "hey this is a dumb idea, you shouldn't do it."

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Don't give Nico Nico any money. That place is a rip off.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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pretty stoked to see Felice Herrig fight some more. She can be quite a beast.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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gimpsuitjones posted:

so it seems that Fallon Fox managed to end the "do mtf transgendered fighters have an advantage fighting against women" debate by sucking

I watched the fight. It wasn't so much as Fallon sucking(which she does) as she got loving mauled. Also the ref on that fight should be fired.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Oplot's fight roster is whoever could call in to work at the steel mill or Burger King that day.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I'll donate $20 to UNICEF if they both make 205 :toxx:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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goddamn Tim Sylvia(unblock me on twitter plz). I swear that guy only fights because he has nothing else to do with his life.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Sprecherscrow posted:

I thought he was a cop?

With those knees? The guy can barely break a trot.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Stiffing hookers is super bad juju Aleks.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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MFC brought to you by Ketamax, the finest Ketamine this side of a Thailand whorehouse.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Yuriy posted:

This starts at 10 AM EST, link in Indy's schedule above.

http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20882-pxc-40

So far its some dude dicking with VLC.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Guess coconono isn't going to give UNICEF any money now. :(

gently caress you tito, I'm donating out of spite now. A loving NECK INJURY? WAS IT FROM YOU RUBBERNECKING DURING A CUCKOLDING?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Captain Log posted:

Who in the name of God is fighting Cro Cop in the year of our lord 2013?

Credit card debts. Or Boredom. Maybe both.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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and epically.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Where ever Askren goes, a wrestlefucking is sure to follow. And I will cheer.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I'm no grappling aficionado but Askren's style is super TV friendly. He makes it look easy. I'll be happy wherever he ends up.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Captain Log posted:

How in the name of God do you come off so bad the POLAND considers you to look like a hobo?

Its Horwich. He probably smelled like piss and was muttering about flying saucers.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Tecia Torres owns. She straight murdered Felice Herrig 3 rounds running.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Its kinda hard to maintain hierarchies when at any given moment they could get called up to the UFC.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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origami posted:

This is sick, wrong and pretty bad for MMA. Can't wait to watch it!



0-1 guy fighting a 0-0 lady. I love you brazil.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I think I just saw NJPW's Ishii just get kicked in the dick?

E: oh no. This is the Ishii that was afraid to punch Fedor for fear of the russian dogs being turned loose on his family.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I wanna be in a tournament where the winner gets a dog. That's cool.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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LobsterMobster posted:

The 'b' in b-league now stands for busted nose. Gross schnoz link, beware if your nose has a weak stomach.

:barf:

oh hey that's Andy "Ice Cold" Eichholz.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Did she move off the juice? Because she looked hot.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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No point in watching Bellator past the prelims, imo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

I bought the EA MMA game for 3 dollars at a pawn shop. I like all the Bas Rutten and getting to sleep over at Rickson Gracies gym. I loving loathe EA and their obsession with making all their sports games from this time do important stuff with the right stick. If you don't have to spend more than a value meals worth on it I recommend it for the laughs, memories, and B-leagueness.

wrecking people as Nick Diaz never gets old. Plus soccer kicks in a cage!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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It seems like the last time Palhares was in trouble they trotted out the "he's seeing a sports psychologist"

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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individual865 posted:

so this just happened in the Sochi 2014 Olympics opening ceremony:



Do I know these vikings? Alex?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Yuriy posted:

:ortiz: is no longer cyborg's manager

is this more of Shannon Knapp's fighter liberation movement stuff?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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LobsterMobster posted:

I managed to track down the results of that DEEP Jewels card, and my fave, Mizuki Inoue, missed weight so she was ineligible to win the fight. She armbarred Emi Tomimatsu in the third, so she lost by DQ. Why even have the fight if one person is unable to win? :psyboom:

Yakuza betting lines.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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individual865 posted:

In other news, AXS.tv will be airing a Hip Show special, everyone watch this, Hip Show owns!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSl_k8x3rHs

yesssssss

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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-Atom- posted:

How is this not the most popular sport on the planet?

Kinda sad they didn't get Bas or Schiavello to call this.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Ditch posted:

Willie I'm sorry to say that a win there is not getting him into the UFC. Beating someone who is 11-11, after not fighting for 22 months, and being age 35... not a good combination. "Fight didn't count" meme has run its course, but Bob Sapp fights literally don't count, so in real fights he's 2-0-1 in the last 3 years. Not a ringing endorsement.

Why do you hate fun?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Bushmeister posted:

Once upon a time we had ShockFights, now we're gonna get Unified Weapon Master.

Here's a vid of a dude getting smacked around a bit inside one of their armor suits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhIJpoM2YwM

This seems absurd on the level of that Onion MMA news report about The Man With The Iron Fists, it is unreal. Against all hope I really wish they get at least one show off the ground, just for the sheer WTF factor of witnessing the spectacle.

I have to admit the idea of two dudes in riot gear beating the gently caress out of each other does sound appealing. Esp. if they do it in the Hip Show arena.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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That's a neat way to get a brain aneurysm and die.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Marching Powder posted:

I'm really glad jt won. For some reason.

becuase he's a surprisingly charmingly observant fellow? He punches squatters?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I can't think of a single sentence where Gringo Super Fight could be said with a straight face.

They're onto something.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

usually people only get half in the divorce, but Cyborg took literally everything from him, good for her

and injected it.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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No Oplot no peace.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I'm just saying they cancelled Oplot and then Crimea defected.

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