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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Chael was at his biggest for the Jones and Rashad fights and still got easily tossed around.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Demian Maia lateral dropped Chael and made it look like he'd never stepped foot on the mat before.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
The claim that he was the best is specious, but so is the claim that he's not skilled at fighting.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
So I was excited to read about how Fedor lost and lol

RIP Bellator, I wonder if Fedor got paid.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I'm too lazy to do this, but someone do photoshop of a USADA willie D and a pride willie D, maybe make it like that overeem photo where he just grows to comical proportions

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

CommonShore posted:

Oh I know but he went from giving Anderson Silva tough fights and beating Bisping to losing to Tito Ortiz once real drug testing came along.

He didn't look great against Bisping though, also when he was roiding he got lateral dropped and triangled by Demian Maia.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Captain Log posted:

Even if Willie Dee was 100% serious, who gives a gently caress? Don't call him mentally ill. Coming up with a funny scheme to post about isn't loving mental illness. You guys remember we like to laugh, right?

Also the British are masters of self deprecation and fuckery, so I would expect the best.

you are very upset about posting, i suggest smoking some nick diaz weed

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

manyak posted:

GSP likes black and dark skinned asian girls so in America that means he must be secretly gay since no one would be attracted to those

Also he got a girl pregnant and retired out of fear/anxiety over it, but sure he's totally gay

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Tito Ortiz will unretire and be a champion in 2017.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Captain Log posted:

If they came up with a version of that with thrusting your attack, I may someday be champion of the world at something. I'm going to go read up on blacksmithing.

your body falls apart when you work out, don't do it

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

The big fight on this card was being given away until Fatt shitrione got a kidney stone, and the other big fight is Chael Sonnen (retired, lost to Tito Ortiz) Vs Wanderlei Silva (retired, lost to Tito Ortiz)

can't wait till we get bader vs. ortiz 2

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
just watched the TV and PPV.

Bubba Smith posted:

Davis vs Bader 2. gently caress. yes.

said nobody ever

Tezcatlipoca posted:

You people are loving high. Goldberg is still godawful at everything but shouting promos and lovely tangents.

naw he aight

Lid posted:

Given the rankings in the UFC at LHW Bader is now arguably the #3 LHW in the world.

Someone get Volkan Oezdemir on the phone.

205 is a trash heap, that's on fire

Le Saboteur posted:

I hope whoever this Pico guy is gets wrecked.

lol

Vitamin Boss posted:

lmfao someone gif them pulling the stool out from under him

p sure this may have contributed to the doctor stoppage for Chandler lol


Digital Jedi posted:

Holy poo poo almost a double KO

loving PERFECT

this is a microcosm of America's relationship with Russia.

Also can Fedor stop being a thing now.

Mr. Nice! posted:

The brazilian national anthem would actually be a good background music for the brazilian excuse list from forever ago.

I just have fever, dengue in my head and i'm laughing about it.

Also loving :lol: af dave navarro playing the national anthem.


Digital Jedi posted:

I'm so happy ufc doesn't do this poo poo.

sinead oconnor and the guy from staind performing live was barely 2 years ago

henkman posted:

Seriously, bellator should do more ppvs

same

Soothing Vapors posted:

i cant believe chael sonnen is winning a fight in 2017

wanderlei

threeagainstfour posted:

Goddamn I hate New York!

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Was that a Tito sucks chant

it's okay he didn't hear tito sucks, he took it back in the post-fight presser

Digital Jedi posted:

Did he just stay he tapped Tito? Tito tapped him.


it was a mexican imposter

also lol at Tito's reaction during that

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

also get rid of loving Mauro and just use Goldie

for sure they should've put Mauro on the TV card and Goldie on PPV.

coconono posted:

Bellator is what you get if WCW was all shoot fights.

bring back tank abbot, have him enter to the 3 Count theme

Bundt Cake posted:

did phil davis waste his talent or was it an illusion to begin with

phil davis sucks at everything but wrestling, being a triangle, and cowardice, but keep in mind that he managed to avoid getting murdered by anthony johnson, which easily makes him #2 or #3 at 205 :cawg:

1st AD fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Jun 26, 2017

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
i'm not going to watch it again, but it looked like mitrione was awake the whole time and just got dinged really hard in the chin. fedor died tho

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
a milk salesman

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Cruz vs. Mighty Mouse did 789k viewers on a network with far fewer households.

Kimbo vs. Ken Shamrock did 1.58 million viewers on Spike.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Ditch posted:

Why do Japanese fight promoters hate Japanese fighters/pro wrestlers so much. Why.

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Soothing Vapors posted:

how is that a NC instead of a DQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKrqDzljhc0

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I would like to see Bellator sign Jake Shields.

I would also like to see Jake Shields defeat Rory, then whoever at middleweight, then Bader, and then Fedor.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

That was some stupid jackass doing a bad impression of Dan and if he wasn't insane he would have got money from that situation

Anyway, Mousasi is going to fight Alexander Spin Class Shlemenko, which is a much better fight than Mousasi Vs the absolutely terrible mw champ

hey man bisping owns

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
That would involve me listening to Ariel and lol

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Captain Log posted:

I agree with that statement AND stand by my old statement.

The MMA world needs absurdity desperately at the moment.

conor mcgregor won rounds off floyd mayweather and made megabucks, jon jones banned again, and tony ferguson is fighting Some Guy for a fake belt.

MMA is perfect the way it is.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

tesilential posted:

The GSP v Koscheck season actually endeared me to Kos. He was literally a goofy h.s jock and the incredulous look on his face each time he got punted was awesome. Ended the season liking both guys more.

"I want to motorboat his rear end."

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I would pay good money to see Ryan Bader lose to a fat man.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Bas has no cartilage in his knees and let a neck injury persist to the point where he can't lift weights properly and has a single tiny arm now.

What I am saying is don't listen to him.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Can't wait till Roy Nelson becomes the greatest heavyweight of all time

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Also Chael is gonna tap out Fedor and then lose very embarrassingly to *dice roll* Mo Lawal

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

MysteryNad posted:

So, which alternate will win this GP?

Kimbo

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

rory gonna win it all and then return to the UFC to fight GSP in a contrived rivalry

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Skip My Posts posted:

Probably not rampage either he barely even moves around now

chael is way more likely to win than rampage, at least chael can shoot a takedown

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

COMING UP NEXT:

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I'm glad Fitch still gets to make some money, but that's a loving Bay Area Bob Cook rear end signing. He's so far removed from the UFC that he doesn't get any rub off as a memorable UFC guy for casual channel hoppers. His reputation amongst the kind of hardcore fan that would buy tickets to a Bellator show is that he's boring as poo poo. He's broken down, but not in the Phil Baroni tier where you can guarantee he's not going to derail like Paul Daley or whoever else you have. It's just some weird chicanery waiting to happen.

good to know bob cook is still shadow booking for Scott Coker

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Dan Didio posted:

One of Coker's strengths in Strikeforce was that he had a pretty good head for what would make for the most exciting matchups. Nick Diaz basically made his career off of it. At Bellator it's just two old, fat guys you vaguely remember fighting above twelve guys called Shamil Alkaramovogoff, who fight once every six years.

It's because the real brains behind matchmaking at Strikeforce was Bob Cook.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Mir is also an actual heavyweight. Mir and Fedor both should absolutely ragdoll Chael and it shouldn't be close. Even still, I'm looking forward to the freakshow and we'll either end up with a tired fat guy getting boxed up again that will be baffling and hilarious, or we'll most likely see Chael just get destroyed. Either way it sounds fun and exciting and I struggle to find a way that it won't be entertaining.

Fedor is bad enough to sling hays at Chael and get dumped on his rear end, but yeah if he grabs hold then Chael is going for a ride.

Mir would murder Chael.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I’m very down with this

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Don’t worry this will somehow end up being 2 completely unrelated fighters not in the tournament.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Holy poo poo

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

TheKingslayer posted:

Probably a good thing for him because most of the top ten at 185 would gently caress him up.

I would pay good money to see Yoel gently caress up Paul Harris

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
If there was a God, She would certainly be playing a cosmic joke on Chael. Despite his rampant steroid use and his scouting of Anderson’s striking, he still lost the fight in the most Chael-like fashion.

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Oh and Anderson had a bruised rib or something. Really it was Chael’s fight to lose and boy howdy did he find a way

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Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Yeah, it was from a couple of years ago when Bellator was promoting Tito vs. Chael. Speaking of which, since Chael has already beaten Tito he's now targeting Chuck:

https://twitter.com/ChaelSonnen/status/1065847997689253888

I feel pretty confident about Chuck's ability to knock out Chael Sonnen in TYOOL 2018

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