Save Russian Jews posted:

speaking of gender, isn't fallon fox fighting tonight

outy posted:

Zuffa could quite easily buy up most of Bellator's star roster, but it's clear that they don't need to. It'll be a lot cheaper to buy the failing company in about 3 months time.
Chandler v Pettis sounds like fun.

Gregor Samsa posted:

Female fighters make terrible dates

Captain Log posted:

I don't follow grappling worth a drat but is Anthony Boudain's wife worth a drat? Also I adore that he just got the first loop on his white belt from a Gracie. I adore Bourdain.

origami posted:

This is sick, wrong and pretty bad for MMA. Can't wait to watch it!

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There is some truth in this, but gender/sex roles were the same for thousands and thousands of years for the most part, and similar throughout most cultures and ethnicities, with some differences, of course... It's (gender and sex roles which lead to the notion of 'family' in civilized societies) not something to flakily dismiss over 20 years so some kids confused by the very new screwed up system can express weirdness to get attention. It's a joke. I'm glad the Russians are smart enough to know it.

The family system took us from the jungle to freakin MOON over 50,000 years. The stronger the family system, the more fathers were involved in the homes of their children, the better the street and the better the society in terms of useful production. Be VERY careful throwing away the traditional idea of family, it got us into space in the first place. Women having complete free reign and breeding with whoever they find cute that particular morning has always led to more primitive less civilized societies.

sportsgenius86 posted:

I saw Brandon Saling at a Cambridge, Ohio, Sheetz in May. He was not working there but was wearing a Duck Dynasty shirt in case you are wondering

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Leonard Garcia is like Diego Sanchez, they have sloppy, wild fights, swing for the fences, haymakers, good chins, giving it everything they have, tons of heart, etc.

They are not technical or elite.

If you only want to watch the cream of the crop fight, they aren't for you. If you like watching rock-em sock-em robots, they are very entertaining.

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War Machine is in the crosshairs of the Las Vegas PD ... TMZ has learned there are multiple warrants for his arrest in connection with the alleged beating of porn star Christy Mack.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... there are 7 arrest warrants issued for the MMA fighter --

-- 2 felony batteries, 1 for strangulation
-- 2 felony domestic violence with great bodily injury
-- felony coercion with the threat of force
-- felony assault with a deadly weapon
-- misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon

Neurosis posted:

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First, the third man involved in the assault has been identified as Corey Thomas, who many may recognize from the show Megan Wants a Millionaire. You may remember this show because it was cancelled after only 3 episodes aired, amid controversy stemming from the deaths of contestant Ryan Jenkins and his wife Jasmine Fiore (Jenkins allegedly murdered Fiore and committed suicide). Thomas is said to be suffering from two black eyes, a broken nose, and other injuries he sustained when War Machine beat and bit him.

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Battered wife: Josh Grispi a 'great father' and 'I'm not going to throw away our marriage'

By Jesse Holland @Jesse_Holland on Aug 13 2014, 12:25p 105
Gary A. Vasquez-US PRESSWIRE

Because "he can get better with help."

Authorities called it "the worst case of domestic abuse they've ever seen."

But Josh Grispi's wife, Kaitlyn Grispi, doesn't understand what all the hullabaloo is about. Sure, "The Fluke" beat the stuffing out of her, then turned the family pitbull against her, but he's not the wife-beating creep the media is making him out to be.

That's according to her comments to Middleborough's Wicked Local:

"My husband's a great father and my kids miss him so much. It's hard. My son's birthday is tomorrow. It's just rough. It's sad because they're making it out to be way crazier than what it was. Yes. What he did is wrong. That is wrong to put your hands on a girl, and I understand that and I know that. I'm not just going to throw away a marriage. Behind closed doors, everyone has a fight. Maybe not that far, but everyone's gonna fight. Every marriage has its problems. Does that mean you give up on it?"

I know the marriage vows say "in good times and bad," but hopefully a line gets drawn at some point.

Especially considering the unsettling text messages Grispi sent his wife (read them), promising to find pleasure in her slow, painful death. And that doesn't even take into account the drugs and weapons found at his residence at the time of arrest (full report here).

Considering the charges levied against him, they may be a decade from reuniting, which in the end, will give her plenty of time to think this thing through. Maybe she can call Christy Mack for advice, since the hospitalized porn star knows a thing or two about violent abusers.

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"UR (expletive) dead and if u even try n bring my kids into it the worse it will b for u and if u try and make a seen (sic) I'll choke u unconscious and smash ur throat and if u get worse n run around after I'm goin to let Buddy have at u and I'll walk out of the room."

"Don't cure (sic) you whore, That's all u think abor (sic) ur a (expletive) scum bag piece of (expletive) who I'm goin enjoy choking to death."

"U better not b bluffing about cops cuz I don't joke ur dead when I see u... Literally. I don't care I'm going to beat u n throw u to buddy, Ur dead."

Greg Jackson posted:

"Third" man?

CommonShore posted:

Does the Alvarez signing make Ben Askren the now undisputably top fighter who has not signed with the UFC? Or would that be Cyborg?

I feel like I'm forgetting someone...

Triticum Guzzler posted:

http://instagram.com/p/sENy3UtoeE

Cool.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Inoki does stuff like this fairly frequently and his visits get reported in state media simply mentioning that he's the president of the IGF (and almost all people who make the newspapers give a statement of praise to the country) and not mentioning what IGF stands for or that it's a pro-wrestling organisation so that it legitimises the government when in reality it's a desperate pro-wrestler asking for attention

Gregor Samsa posted:

Make this an av pls. My search is over.

Bubba Smith posted:

Letting Alvarez go is one thing, but if they're letting Michael Chandler go then they might as well not even have a lightweight division. So I'd wager it's nothing.

fatherdog posted:

What are you talking about guys, feds outside the UFC do just as much drug testing, it's not like there's a drastic change when guys start fighting in non-UFC feds

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Tito needs Paul Heyman to do his talking for him.

Yuriy posted:

A 0-4 kickboxer and guy who beat 4 cans and lost to butterbean died, no one gives a gently caress

There we talked about it

ch3cooh posted:

DX band in year of our lord 2014

PaganGoatPants posted:

Oh hey it's Cody Bollinger. THIS gently caress-UP RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOxmol0eRT0

fatherdog posted:

http://gfycat.com/GreedyHonorableHairstreak

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Bruno Tonioli: The big dipper. All those drops are absolutely perfect.

Carrie Ann Inaba: You are the unexpected dancer. You handle you partner with some strength. Your move is so fluid and poetic. You make me wanna dance with you out there.

Len Goodman: It was lovely! Well done!

Julianne Hough: You are epitome of a man. When you go out there and danced, you are so great. You have grace and class that you don’t find very often.

heeebrew posted:

Jason Jordan was working for Comedy Central before this, so maybe this will bring around a nice, hilarious change to Bellator.

Fentry posted:

Emmanuel Newton will also be defending his title on the card against Linton Vassell, who is a person who apparently exists who beat three guys who are a combined 0-5 in Bellator

vainman posted:

How close to death did Cody look?

Bubba Smith posted:

speaking of fully mentally retarded...

UFC vet Wanderlei Silva joins Bellator 131 pre-fight activities

I guess if you're going to burn a bridge you might as well get every piece of it.

Also Bellator owns & is extremely funny. I'm going to miss them a lot.

attackmole posted:

I googled for a second to figure out if that Mickey Rourke was a different one kinda like how there's the mysterious kickboxing Anderson Silva, but nope, it's 62 year old Mickey Rourke. That boy ain't right.