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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Adulterous Hitler posted:

The way this thread went from 4000 poor Nepalese workers dying from horrid work conditions to loving opening ceremonies of the US Olympic games tells me that a) nobody really cares b) the qatar wc will be a big success in the winter of 2022 and c) death to america
There are only so many different ways to say "There's no loving way the World Cup should have ever been given to Qatar in the first place and I hope FIFA loses a lot of money and/or prestige and/or respect because of this".

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Sep 29, 2013

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Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
The only thing that would help any would a massive campaign shaming and boycotting FIFAs "brand partners" to the point where it began to cost them money. The world cup is a big lovely corporate jerkoff fest like the Olympics and its bad in my opinion.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

vaginal culture posted:

The only thing that would help any would a massive campaign shaming and boycotting FIFAs "brand partners" to the point where it began to cost them money. The world cup is a big lovely corporate jerkoff fest like the Olympics and its bad in my opinion.
And don't forget that they get host countries to literally suspend parts of their constitution for six weeks while the tournament goes on.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What fascinates me the most is the effort they put in to get the tournament. Why do they want it so much? How could it possibly be worth that much to them?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Do you suspect some sort of criminal plot?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

julian assflange posted:

What fascinates me the most is the effort they put in to get the tournament. Why do they want it so much? How could it possibly be worth that much to them?

It's part of a powerful Renaissance mentality in the GCC right now. Qatar is the world's largest buyer in modern art, they're buying up high-end property in London, New York and other Euro cities. They spent tens of millions on the 2020 Olympic bid. It's summed up in part in the Qatar National Vision 2030, which talks about transforming from a carbon economy into a knowledge economy, which is what Qatar Foundation was created to achieve. Qatar in the 50s was a nation of 40,000 living in houses made of clay and coral. Today it's close to 2m with LED skyscrapers and gold plated Maybachs.

It's a golden dawn thousand year legacy mindset, not just a World Cup.

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Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

corpuscollossus posted:

It's part of a powerful Renaissance mentality in the GCC right now. Qatar is the world's largest buyer in modern art, they're buying up high-end property in London, New York and other Euro cities. They spent tens of millions on the 2020 Olympic bid. It's summed up in part in the Qatar National Vision 2030, which talks about transforming from a carbon economy into a knowledge economy, which is what Qatar Foundation was created to achieve. Qatar in the 50s was a nation of 40,000 living in houses made of clay and coral. Today it's close to 2m with LED skyscrapers and gold plated Maybachs.

It's a golden dawn thousand year legacy mindset, not just a World Cup.

Instead of cargo culting their way into becoming a giant tacky shopping mall of a country they should just move somewhere actually nice in my opinion. We are witnessing the brutality that is materialism.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

Dog Suicide Bridge BBQ Team 2k10
In terms of money, stadia, ability not to kill footballers during a summer tournament and it being an emerging market who've not hosted it before, the following probably get on the list:

China, India, Canada, Australia, Indonesia, Turkey, Holland and Iran.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Bacon of the Sea posted:

In terms of money, stadia, ability not to kill footballers during a summer tournament and it being an emerging market who've not hosted it before, the following probably get on the list:

China, India, Canada, Australia, Indonesia, Turkey, Holland and Iran.

A world cup in India would be the most beautifully unorganized mess ever OP

Psybro
May 12, 2002

vaginal culture posted:

The only thing that would help any would a massive campaign shaming and boycotting FIFAs "brand partners" to the point where it began to cost them money. The world cup is a big lovely corporate jerkoff fest like the Olympics and its bad in my opinion.

This is fair but there are so many of the fuckers that unless you carry around a comedy scroll with all the names on you're going to end up buying one of their products eventually.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Australia has the stadiums, transport infrastructure and climate to make a mid year world cup awesome. The only thing Australia doesn't have is a government willing to suspend taxation law and the constitution.

mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!
What's this suspension of the constitution thing? Does this really happen?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

mrg220t posted:

What's this suspension of the constitution thing? Does this really happen?

Qatar will have to suspend parts of their constitution (they're a sharia country afterall). They also have to set up some economic freezones I think

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May 13, 2003
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Byolante posted:

Australia has the stadiums, transport infrastructure and climate to make a mid year world cup awesome. The only thing Australia doesn't have is a government willing to suspend taxation law and the constitution.

I think a number of black players would be uncomfortable being forced to play in Australia due to the dangers of a racist attack

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

angered paedophile posted:

I think a number of black players would be uncomfortable being forced to play in Australia due to the dangers of a racist attack

You're thinking of Lebanese players, who aren't going to make it to a World Cup anyway

We don't have enough blacks here to know how to do a racism against them

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

NinjaSteve posted:

You're thinking of Lebanese players, who aren't going to make it to a World Cup anyway

We don't have enough blacks here to know how to do a racism against them

Well that's because you kill them all.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

NinjaSteve posted:

You're thinking of Lebanese players, who aren't going to make it to a World Cup anyway

We don't have enough blacks here to know how to do a racism against them

They're not getting the women's world cup as well are they?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Australia is going to hold the Asian Cup in 2015 which I think will prove that we have the infrastructure and ability to hold a World Cup. We don't have the willingness to pay for one though.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bacon of the Sea posted:

In terms of money, stadia, ability not to kill footballers during a summer tournament and it being an emerging market who've not hosted it before, the following probably get on the list:

China, India, Canada, Australia, Indonesia, Turkey, Holland and Iran.

Not sure we have the stadia here in Canada, most of our existing football stadiums (or multipurpose ones) only seat 20-30,000 people, and we have a government that's trying to impose austerity rather than big infrastructure projects. Also we have the same issue as America in that all the host cities would be really far apart, only we have even worse infrastructure in many ways. We're good at hosting smaller (in terms of scale, not viewership) events like Olympics and Commonwealth Games, because you can just stay in one city the whole time and that city will commit to building infrastructure, rather than having to try and organize a gong show on a national scale.

Also I don't think Holland counts as an emerging market for football.

oldman
Dec 15, 2003
grumpy

NinjaSteve posted:

Australia is going to hold the Asian Cup in 2015 which I think will prove that we have the infrastructure and ability to hold a World Cup. We don't have the willingness to pay for one though.

Qatar hosted the 2011 Asian Cup, which I think proved that they had the infrastructure and ability to hold a World Cup...as long as only 12,000 people show up for games.


They even held it in the Winter. :downs:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

Bacon of the Sea posted:

In terms of money, stadia, ability not to kill footballers during a summer tournament and it being an emerging market who've not hosted it before, the following probably get on the list:

China, India, Canada, Australia, Indonesia, Turkey, Holland and Iran.

India would be a disaster. Wasn't there a lot of bullshit when they hosted the Commonwealth Games?

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Feb 29, 2012


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Peanut President posted:

India would be a disaster. Wasn't there a lot of bullshit when they hosted the Commonwealth Games?

Yes, and human poo poo, dog poo poo, lots of kinds of poo poo in fact.

oldman
Dec 15, 2003
grumpy

Peanut President posted:

India would be a disaster. Wasn't there a lot of bullshit when they hosted the Commonwealth Games?

It really seemed to be a rather usual 'Asian's style of managing a sporting event, events being "sold out" with empty stadiums and what have you.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

oldman posted:

It really seemed to be a rather usual 'Asian's style of managing a sporting event, events being "sold out" with empty stadiums and what have you.

Also 40% of the staff they hired failing to turn up and just running off with the kit they'd been given.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

Dog Suicide Bridge BBQ Team 2k10
My favourite picture from the commonwealth games was when the fancy dan British team turned up and complained their rooms looked like this



and there were feral dogs sleeping on their beds

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Defending Qatar this month – European Club Association head Karl Heinz-Rummenigge: "After visiting Qatar for our last general assembly we had a good feeling about a World Cup there." Also last week: German tax authorities fine Rummenigge a reported €250,000 for failing to declare two Rolexes received as gifts during the trip.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Crazy Ted posted:

Defending Qatar this month – European Club Association head Karl Heinz-Rummenigge: "After visiting Qatar for our last general assembly we had a good feeling about a World Cup there." Also last week: German tax authorities fine Rummenigge a reported €250,000 for failing to declare two Rolexes received as gifts during the trip.

this is becoming a parody of itself

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Crazy Ted posted:

Defending Qatar this month – European Club Association head Karl Heinz-Rummenigge: "After visiting Qatar for our last general assembly we had a good feeling about a World Cup there." Also last week: German tax authorities fine Rummenigge a reported €250,000 for failing to declare two Rolexes received as gifts during the trip.

Sounds like that whore got Rummenigged

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Modus Trollens posted:

this is becoming a parody of itself
If you go back to the announcement of who got World Cup 2022, we could very well be seeing an 11-year-long piece of performance art.

Speaking of...

quote:

What, you didn’t know that FIFA owns a restaurant? True thing.

Back in 1996 the city of Zurich found themselves in possession of a 100 year old hotel and restaurant called Sonnenberg which was in desperate need of about $20 million in repairs which the city fathers were loathe to spend.

So FIFA stepped up and arranged a sweetheart 60 year lease to use the location as it’s headquarters building and also to reopen the restaurant for the public, with the understanding that the offerings would be modestly priced and within the reach of the average citizen.

Apparently the local citizens are doing pretty well these days.

Head Chef Jacky Donatz, who is well-known to be Sepp Blatter’s secret Leibkoch (favorite cook) offers up starters like Sonnenberg lobster salad 56 francs (69 dollars) and goose liver tartlets with blackcurrant jelly, 39 francs (48 dollars).

For your entree, a small veal cutlet runs 62 francs (77 dollars), a larger one 89 francs (110 dollars). In fact, the lowest-priced thing available is a 26-franc (32-dollar) bratwurst with potato rösti.

Toss in a beer and the tip, and you’ve just dropped fifty bucks on a brat with hash browns. Having the waiter sneer at you is on the house.

Recently, after some local rabble-rousing leftist pols – specifically the Socialists and the Greens – started making too much noise about this, Sonnenberg opened up (some would suggest rather cynically) a bratwurst stand (“Wurscht-Corner”) out on the street where you can get a sausage on a bun for around eight bucks.

Not surprisingly, nobody was fooled. And it also did little to quiet the persistent complaints about how FIFA pays zero taxes on the revenues. They get bundled into the other hundreds of millions of dollars which FIFA also pays no taxes on.

Of course FIFA moved out of the place a few years back, having built their gaudy new Palace de Sepp – designed, apparently, by honors graduates of the Albert Speer School of Public Monuments – several miles south, but they held onto the complex as a convention center.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Crazy Ted posted:

Defending Qatar this month – European Club Association head Karl Heinz-Rummenigge: "After visiting Qatar for our last general assembly we had a good feeling about a World Cup there." Also last week: German tax authorities fine Rummenigge a reported €250,000 for failing to declare two Rolexes received as gifts during the trip.

This can't be loving real

e: loving hell it is
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2436952/Karl-Heinz-Rummenigge-receives-Rolex-watches-worth-84-000-trip-Qatar.html

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




With FIFA, assume the worst and you'll probably find you were close to the truth, possibly a bit optimistic.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
FIFA lives in that peculiar space with only the ongoing phone hacking scandal as a friend in the 'even Alex Jones was underestimating how big a conspiracy this is' zone.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Byolante posted:

FIFA lives in that peculiar space with only the ongoing phone hacking scandal as a friend in the 'even Alex Jones was underestimating how big a conspiracy this is' zone.
Alex Jones going Super Saiyan on FIFA would be too much fun.

MisterBadIdea
Oct 9, 2012

Anything?
Out of curiosity, is this the ugliest and most outwardly corrupt FIFA has ever gotten? Because I'm still new at this, but it sure seems like it. Surely the backlash from this will cause some serious reform!

...Right?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

MisterBadIdea posted:

Out of curiosity, is this the ugliest and most outwardly corrupt FIFA has ever gotten? Because I'm still new at this, but it sure seems like it. Surely the backlash from this will cause some serious reform!

...Right?

Nah, they gave the election to a dictatorship a few decades ago and just tried to whistle along as people got murdered.

And Blatter was proven to be taken bribes a while back, it required that an independent committee be set up to clean FIFA up. They lasted six months, all resigned saying it was totally impossible, Blatter declared this to mean that FIFA could not get any cleaner.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Crazy Ted posted:

Defending Qatar this month – European Club Association head Karl Heinz-Rummenigge: "After visiting Qatar for our last general assembly we had a good feeling about a World Cup there." Also last week: German tax authorities fine Rummenigge a reported €250,000 for failing to declare two Rolexes received as gifts during the trip.

Rummenigge is a goddamn moronic oval office and I hate him so much.

Crazy Ted posted:

Speaking of...

This is Zurich were talking about, one of if not the most expensive city in the world.
Above average prices for people living there, horribly expensive for everybody else.

ephex fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Sep 30, 2013

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Pissflaps posted:

They're not getting the women's world cup as well are they?

Canada's hosting the WWC in 2015, don't think they've announced the next.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
This was interesting read, not least because the idea of a FIFA ethics committee is the most farcical thing I've heard in a while.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/oct/01/fifa-ethics-world-cup-2018-2022-investigation

There's a few interesting things to take from that article. Like Australia trying to recoup their bid money. The 'ethics' head will be doing his own investigation, which I'm sure will have interesting results (I know it looked bad, but we did nothing wrong, we promise). Perhaps most interestingly, it looks like France Football will be releasing a further in-depth expose of the situation on Tuesday (today or next week I'm not sure). So someone post that if they can find it.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

Rust Belt World Cup please. Chicago, Indianapolis, Detroit, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Buffalo. A real slice of America for all these foreign fuckers.

I support this. Cross out Buffalo and go with Rochester. Check out this article from over a year ago that agrees with me.

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MisterBadIdea
Oct 9, 2012

Anything?
In response to the allegations, UEFA president Michael Platini says, "HURR LOOK AT ME I'M SEPP BLATTER I DIDN'T KNOW BRIBES WERE HAPPENING DERPY DOO loving duh, everyone, how is this news" (I'm paraphrasing)

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/20/michel-platini-politics-qatar-2022-world-cup

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