There is no corruption in FIFA thread [READ THE OP, OP]

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Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Honestly I'd settle for a simple execution. No need to flay the man. You guys go so overboard sometimes.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 15:57

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 16:40

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Hegay posted:

Sepp doesn't have a son

That's sad. I'll be your son Sepp.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 19:18

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

I didn't expect his rivals to all pass too. I kinda expected some dirt to appear and make them ineligible. Then again he wants to split the anti sepp vote as much as possible.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 06:36

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

gently caress the mayans we're going old school Nostradamus with this!

And so the globe of gold shall sit in the east, but the snow shall drive it to the desert. And the corrupt one shall stir on his throne, for the seasons shall change. But in the years that mark the move, the world shall crack as an egg, for none shall see the sphere polluted by the sand.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 01:49

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Or FIFA could just say "tough titties, Sue us" and who's to say without seeing the contracts if there would even be be a case to answer. There's every chance the bidding process didn't specify dates beyond the year itself.

Edit: the big European leagues dissenting would be far more likely to gently caress fifa over. They actually have a chance of winning.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 18:51

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

trem_two posted:

Ebola.

I know his career has gone down the shitter but I don't think Dele Adebola is to blame for them getting the ACN.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 02:06

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

If football is undead why aren't more girls into it? The distinct lack of Ronaldo Bale shipping fic suggests it's alive.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 11:52

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Okay. Football truly is undead.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 15:06

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Prince Ali (fabulous he, Ali of Jordan) will win the election so long as Blatter doesn't get hold of Genie and see him transformed back to plain old Aladin before he can win the heart of his true love, football.

Mixing me Disney films here but maybe his true love kiss will bring it back to life?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 16:20

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Have full papers ready, signed and agreed for 2 of them. Make this announcement, then quickly deport the two already fully set up.

Now you can tell those two "Look, you look like you've flipped now anyway, nothing to lose by telling us everything!" and the others "Look, two of your buddies are singing like canaries right now. You don't have very long left to take an offer..."

# ¿ May 28, 2015 10:01

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

jaegerx posted:

That was Arsene Wenger

It'd certainly explain his obsession with Wenger's manly gait.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 08:11

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Shitshow posted:

German paper Die Zeit claims that Germany shipped RPGs to Saudi Arabia in exchange for their WC vote: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jun/05/fifa-scandal-arms-germany-deal-saudi-valcke-warner-delaney-ireland-henry?CMP=share_btn_fb

They just need to burn it all down and start from scratch, don't they?

The Divinity series and Gothic are well recieved and all... classics maybe. But are a few copies really worth a world cup?

# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 14:42

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

African AIDS cum posted:

These are Hope Solo's private pics and you should respect that

POTY.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 20:06

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Complete misunderstanding. He has re - signed.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 17:12

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Anyone interested in playing Blatter should send their audition tape and a wad of used bank notes.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 15:43

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Parody Threads posted:

That's just one woman's football, I don't think we can extrapolate

I tried extrapolating to it but honestly I would have been better off with a littlewoods catalogue.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 17:37

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

It's pronounced sex wall-e

# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 08:08

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

belgend posted:

isn't UEFA thinking of doing something like this instead of friendlies? or do i remember wrong?

in any case, the world cup should be done FA Cup style except without seeding or getting a bye poo poo. all countries in, straight knock out, keep fifa's hands off the draw

They are doing it but with 4 leagues of 4 per "division" and 4 divisions I believe. It allows a winners playoff in the top rank and promotion and relegation. Each league runs for 2 years so a golden generation could go from bottom tier to winners in 8.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 19:32

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Simone Poodoin posted:

Remember when people thought the mighty Americans would use RICO to take down FIFA?

That was before CUM 2026

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 17:12

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

brocked posted:

They should all go play friendlies in China just to piss China off

Huh?

# ¿ Oct 25, 2019 09:20

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

This is a great opportunity for EA to just make Ultimate Team (Football Ultimate Team maybe if they own the FUT trademark?) And print cashmoney for virtual panini stickers forever without paying the licence fee or having to bother with non FUT game modes.

# ¿ May 10, 2022 23:53

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Elliptical Dick posted:

All the hotel staff are grasses on pain of losing their job or worse.

Don't sleep with the hotel staff then!

# ¿ Jun 22, 2022 14:29

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

And to think, we've ruined those poor men's lives with our baseless allegations of corruption!

Maybe we are the real monsters?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 15:47

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 16:40

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Maybe Saudi Arabia will choose Newcastle as the host city for the world cup. Would that be so bad?

# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 07:08

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