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Arschlochkind posted:The ones here aren't/weren't really Texas themed either, it's just that "six flags" actually means something here. The Six Flags parks I've been to down here (admittedly it's been years since I've been to one) actually had the six different flags flying in the park or near the entrance. Maybe they don't do that any more. Yeah, we just have 6 differently colored flags at Great Adventure. You pass Hurricane Harbour, maybe you stop at the Safari on your way out. Rides, shoddy boardwalk games, out-dated cartoon characters, and super-hero themed coasters abound. And Bennies.
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Me to 3 yo nephew: Bye bye, Eli. I love you. Eli: Yeah.
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3 year old nephew with a cold: I'm full. You finish my mac and cheese Me: No thanks, buddy. I'll eat what's left in the pot. Nephew: Suit yourself.  Who taught him "suit yourself"?!?
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If I had to guess, I was going to guess Masha and the Bear.
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My 4 yo nephew woke up from a dead sleep crying. He had a nightmare; people were turning into peacocks!
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"Aunt Hopes! How you get your nails done?!?" My sister drove by and I said hello from the sidewalk. I painted them myself, but my sister usually has them done. Even the 5 year old knows the nail salons are closed!
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Nephie 1 calls muffins "nuffins" and he can go to school in the "new normer". Nephie 2 has decided he likes to be tickled in his "leg pits".
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sweeperbravo posted:I too had this nickname for the popliteal fossae It's a reasonable naming method.
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'Can we go on the playground ?' "No buddy. It's closed because of coronavirus, remember?" 'I think coronavirus is over!' "Sorry buddy, it's not over." 'Sorry, it is.'
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I seriously almost replied, 'OK, Trump'. Edited hours later: this kid really *is* Trump. I went to give him a bubble bath and this happened: "The bubbles make the water taste like chocolate." 'Yum! What happens if you eat the chocolate?' "You get the biggest penis in the world!" Hopes Fall has a new favorite as of 20:45 on Jun 19, 2020 |
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Second hand story: My sister lying in the bed, hears whispering; rolls over to the 3 year old next to her, holding open his diaper, whispering, "this is my *favorite* penis."
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