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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF shit kids say: Video tape is ghost?
 
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oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
 Heard a kid tell this joke to his mom on the way into a store:

:haw: Knock knock!
:j: Who's there?
:haw: Apple!
:j: Apple who?
:haw: APPLE FART BUTT

I laughed almost as hard as the kid did.

Another time, my daughter (about 4 at the time)and I were sitting on the couch watching TV. She had been completely silent for a quite a while until turned to me and said, very matter-of-factly:

:geno: I'm not crazy.

She then turned back to the TV. Yeah, that was weird.

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