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AlistairCookie posted:That's lovely of them. Small children are naturally curious and will point out anything different they notice around them. They mean no malice or harm, certainly. It's a teachable moment (albeit an awkward teachable moment), not something to get all pissy about dwarf family from the past! I'm pretty sure any five year old boy is going to think a robot leg is the coolest thing ever. Your son probably considered cutting off his leg at some point so he could get an awesome replacement.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 21:16 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:48 |
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Retail Slave posted:My son: One day we'll have this, I bet money on it. In the future we'll have cyborgs walking around with implants hooked up wirelessly to their smartphone, and one of the things we'll use it for is checking our piss levels.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 01:48 |
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Quincyh posted:When my nephew was about five he was still figuring out how humour works. His best joke: "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a WOLF!" He was most upset when we were confused instead of amused. That kid will never, ever want to wrap it. Poor bastard will grow up thinking that condoms make your dick explode.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 13:53 |
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Keystoned posted:My wife was offering my son 5 $1 for every good week of school he could string together. He replied "how about one dollar AND 20 cents?" If your son got the extra 20% he's a pretty good negotiator, you should encourage him.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 14:54 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:"Frank" doesn't quite mean "honest," but I'll let her have it because she was so proud of herself. It's close enough that it totally counts.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 15:34 |
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slydingdoor posted:I heard them called knifehits. Where I am that's called hotknives.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 23:01 |
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ladron posted:let's see this Yolanda... stop creeping on chinese kids
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 12:26 |
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sneakyfrog posted:maybe not creep on anybody #alllivesmatter
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 12:29 |
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DemonDarkhorse posted:my 4 year old nephew, while his parents were trying to decide whether to pizza or chinese for dinner: "let's just order pizza, for christ's sake." Kid gets it. If you really, really can't decide between two options then there's obviously not much difference between them in terms of how much you'll enjoy it so, gently caress it, just pick one. Flip a coin if you have to.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 10:51 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:48 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I will never stop farting in the library If they're the silent but deadly kind, I see no reason for the librarian to get mad.
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