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Jade Rider: May 11, 2007; All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.

Our family has a traditional Christmas Eve lunch at a fancy restaurant. This year, they put out little LED candles instead of real ones, and naturally the younger cousins were playing with them. My mom and I were sitting by the oldest of the cousins, who had a reputation for being a bit of a comedian.

Mom: Every time I see you reach in there I think you're gonna get burned.
Cousin: I've lived a good seven years. ...I'm nine.

And on Christmas:

Cousin: Mom, do we have to write thank-you notes for Christmas presents?
Her mom: No, sweetie.
Cousin: Good.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 06:45

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 15:03

Jade Rider: May 11, 2007; All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.

My mother was in a minor traffic accident the other day (nobody was hurt, thankfully), and today she told a friend of hers and her 5-year-old daughter about it.

Daughter: "Was there BLOOD all over the inside of the car?" :aaa:

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 02:15

Jade Rider: May 11, 2007; All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.

Fenrir posted:

My oldest niece made most of my WoW characters... this means I have a small army of female blood elves and a "moo-cow!"

My last visit over, I was playing to kill some time, then my brother gets home with the girls from school. Said niece rushes to me at the computer all "hey, uncle Fenrir! are you playing warcraft?"

Me: "Yep, was just waiting for you guys. There's a roast beast in the oven!"
Her: "Yay!" *hugs me, then immediately eyeballs the computer screen* "Ooo, who are you playing?" *sees Troll shaman, makes frumply face* "He's ugly."
Me: "That's one my first characters - I made it back before you were even born." (she's 9)
Her: "It's a good thing I came along then, your characters suck."

She needs to learn a proper appreciation for trolls :colbert:

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 21:48

Jade Rider: May 11, 2007; All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.

From my brother and his daughter/my niece:

Brother: "How old is (her name)?"
Niece: "One!"
Brother: "And how old is daddy?"
Niece: "...four!"

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 21:53

Jade Rider: May 11, 2007; All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The kids got in trouble last Thursday.

G4: "Everything is awesooooooome! Everything is coool when you're part of a team--"
ME: "G4, I don't feel very awesome."
G4: "Oh." *silence* "EVERYTHING'S NOT AWESOOOOOOME! EVERYTHING'S NOT COOL AND THE TEAM IS BAD!!!!!"

His English is getting way better!

I hope he sang that to the same tune. :allears:

# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 03:58

Jade Rider: May 11, 2007; All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.

Carthag Tuek posted:

H also has a thing where he'll go "I'm gonna get cozy" and he gets on the couch and gets blankets and pillows and sits up very straight like it's a serious thing to get cozy

It is truly a serious thing to get cozy. Or comfy, whichever you prefer. :comfyzelda:

For content, my year-old niece has taken up the habit of sitting in boxes. No cats at their house, so no clue where she picked it up.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 02:32

Jade Rider: May 11, 2007; All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.

My dad got a letter recently from his 4-year-old granddaughter (with envelope-addressing help from her dad, of course):

"Dear (his name),

Please tell Nana to send more treats

Love, C"

# ¿ May 11, 2021 02:48

Jade Rider: May 11, 2007; All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.

a mysterious cloak posted:

Kids know what's up!

Always meant to ask, what's the thread title from?

One poster was working as an English teacher in... I forget what country, but they printed out various comic strips with the dialogue removed so the students could write their own in. One student had Calvin on the phone referencing The Ring with the titular phrase.

E: Found it. It's the last one in the link.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

In order to end this derail, I offer Korean Calvin and Hobbes, vintage goodness from 2014:

Korean Kid Komix

Jade Rider has a new favorite as of 08:01 on Jul 26, 2021

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 07:31

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 15:03

Jade Rider: May 11, 2007; All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.

My brother's 4-year-old daughter doing a "grownup impression":

:j:

: I drink coffee EVERY DAY, and fall asleep on the couch, and rock my baby to sleep!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 00:17

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