PYF shit kids say: Video tape is ghost?

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Panic! at Nabisco: Jun 6, 2007; it seemed like a good idea at the time

My 4-year-old nephew has learned to say some interesting stuff.

While I was talking with his mom (my sister) over coffee, he was in the corner fiddling with her iPhone, and at one point pipes in with "I'M PLAYING DEER HUNTER! WHEN I SHOOT THE ANIMALS, BLOOD COMES OUT! :haw:

"

Obviously this cracks my sister and me up, and we jokingly tell him not to say stuff like that in public since people might think his parents are psychopaths. Then he's eerily quiet for the next five minutes, until...

"WHEN I KILL THE ANIMALS, THEY DIE :haw:

"

This kid.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2014 23:35

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 09:16

Panic! at Nabisco: Jun 6, 2007; it seemed like a good idea at the time

Facebook posted:

(Our 4-year-old) is convinced that we have "adult parties" once the kids are asleep. An adult party involves drinking beer and coffee, playing with their toys, watching scary movies, and eating ice cream until you are full, then pretending to eat ice cream until you are "pretend full", and then maybe finally you can go to sleep.

Honestly that's pretty accurate :shrug:

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 06:46

Panic! at Nabisco: Jun 6, 2007; it seemed like a good idea at the time

Nekodoshi posted:

So i have another real gem for you guys, in thr continuing saga of my niece.
She brought me a piece of paper and a pencil, and demanded i draw her mommy. I majored (briefly) in art in college, so what the hell, instead of a stick figure, i tried to legitimately sketch my sister. Bad idea.
My niece took a very critical glance and gave a huge frown. "You messed up my mommy. Her face is crooked!" She then pointed to my sister, who began laughing. "She looks like that!"
She didnt stop there. Oh no, she was channeling Simon Cowell. "You ruined my picture! I cant keep this!" She frigging threw it away while I watched. "I have to throw this away now because you ruined my mommy!"
My sister was in tears at that point. My niece then apprpached me, and said "you hurt my feelings with your drawing. Dont ever do that again!"

Im so glad I dropped out of art classes. Only her daddy (a graphic designer for a local company) is allowed to draw now.

I'm dying, this is incredible. Your niece has a real future in the design field. :v:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 09:17

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