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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Slime posted:

Your son probably considered cutting off his leg at some point so he could get an awesome replacement.

Haven't we all?

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Doomsayer posted:

I had one student try and ask for an extension on a paper because he had been playing Call of Duty all day the day before.

What sort of idiot thinks "I spent all day playing video games" is a reasonable excuse for not having your work done? How dumb is this kid to think a teacher would accept that as an excuse?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Child arguing with his mother, whom he calls by her name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFYsJYPye94

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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omnibobb posted:

After stockings, but before presents

What's "stockings"?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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So what is the drug meaning of "dab"?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Powaqoatse posted:

What are you trying to say? I got pranked irl and you're posting youtubes

I think they were saying "your real life experience reminds me of this amusing scene from a television show".

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

ME: "There's one very famous and special summer camp in the USA. Can you guess what it is?"
What is the answer to this question?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The Rear Admiral posted:

*as the 9-year-old is drifting off to sleep*

"Dad, what happens after you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up?"
That's a good question. Does it cause the bellyache or cure it?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Someone also posted it in the PYF Most bachelor moments thread. :confused:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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cakesmith handyman posted:

Kids are brilliant. Driving home from a week camping and asked the kids what they enjoyed the most (beaches, butterfly gardens, water mills etc )
daughter: "washing up!"
Wife: "you can wash up at home if you want?"
D: "don't be silly"

To be fair, you can sleep on the ground at home but you don't.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Bertrand Hustle posted:

Little kids say some insanely creepy poo poo. Why is that?

Because they lack the vocabulary to express themselves clearly and don't understand subtext or implication.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Carthag Tuek posted:

thats not a whiteboard. its like ipad-sized at most

:confused:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Disco Pope posted:

Only Peter Parker and emphatically, definitely, absolutely not Spider-Man

Well, of course not. You can't take photos of yourself. That kind of technology just doesn't exist.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Stairs posted:

...I'll be really loving happy when youtube stops shoving POLITICAL ADS in kids videos.

uBlock Origin works on YouTube.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/david8hughes/status/1452641901832593417

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1651441630170472448

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I made lasagne and posted a picture on facebook. My friend commented this exchange he'd had with his daughter:

quote:

👧 what's that?
👨‍💻 lasagna.
👧 that's the thing me and grandad are making.
👨‍💻 no that's hot cross buns.
👧 no it's lasagna! I know it.
👨‍💻 well it isn't.
👧 it is dad ! Lasagna we are going to make it

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