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anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

My son (two years old) was sitting on the bed with me watching a movie, and he farted quite loudly, turned and looked at me and said: "NICE!"
I replied, "Yeah, nice, are you pooping?"
He said very matter of factly: "No, not yet."

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anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

From my three year old son:
Me: *changes tv channel off what he was watching*
Mini-abs: *in a very annoyed voice* "Quit being such a pinecone"


I have no idea what that's even supposed to mean, so of course I put his show back on.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

Krispy Kareem posted:

I'm playing Dark Souls 2 when my 8 year old daughter walks in and starts watching.

"You're going to die."

Well, she's right.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

So I took my son to the Boston Museum of Science today. As we were leaving I asked him if he learned anything. His response: "no thanks"

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