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Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
I was teaching my nephew how to dig for edible roots when he was 4. I hit a rock and split into the bulb. When I dug out the mashed bit of root he looked me right in the eye and said, "You hosed it up, didn't you?"

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Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Made apple fritters for my nieces and nephews. The youngest boy, upon looking at the tray:

"It looks like fish but more delicious!"

At 6 he also asked me if I could take him to the store for Axe Body Spray.

"Why do you need that, Skins?"

"...

... for the llladies :mmmhmm:"

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