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Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
I was at a chinese restaurant for my niece's birthday and my youngest nephew (5) ate a couple of chopped chilis off the plate. I didn't stop him but decided to watch his reaction. He sat there chewing for a few seconds and then his eyes opened really wide and he started chugging water. After he had finished he exclaimed "Hoo! I'm all spiced out!"

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Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
I remember this little Japanese girl on the train pulling her eyes into slits and saying "I'm Chinese! Ni Hao!" Which was pretty racist but also pretty cute

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

TKIY posted:

I was playing hockey with my 8yr old (as any good Canadian Father should) and he made up a joke:

8: What do hockey players like about magicians?
Me: I don't know...
8: Hat tricks!

Hahahahaha

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
Working at the bottlo a woman came in with her kid who was prob about 3 years old. She bought a bottle of wine and went to leave and her kid piped up and said “hang on, we need to get some chips”. Just perfectly and casually delivered. It didn’t work though

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