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My friend's son while playing on the floor with various toys, including a T-Rex and some trucks- "Sweet! A monster truck...but they won't let me drive it, even though I have my license because I am a T-Rex. Must be my short arms."
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spixxor posted:The other day a friend of mine and I were taking our kids to go eat. He has a yellow camero that he's making look like the one from Transformers, so his son (5) told my daughter (6) we were going for a ride in Bumblebee. Halfway there my daughter wanted to know when he was "gonna make his car stand up".
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Nov 19, 2013 08:05
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Vaginaface posted:Still waiting for the South to rise again? gently caress no. Just trying to make a joke.
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Nov 20, 2013 07:52
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Frostyhawk posted:This is a story I keep getting told about myself when I was little. When I was 6 or so I loving loved Discovery Zone - which if you're not aware was a place with a giant indoor tube maze with slides and ball pits and poo poo. Another thing I really liked was that scene in The Fugitive where Harrison Ford was running through the sewage system to escape Tommy Lee Jones, because it reminded me of Discovery Zone. This is awesome. :highfive: I didn't talk until I was 4, so I was a little behind in vocabulary and pronunciation. Cue 4 year old bulletsponge looking at the quarter amusement rides at the mall and screaming, "I want to ride the whores, Mommy!" "Horses honey. They are called horses." My mother was the type to talk to anyone and share entirely too much jnformation about her life. This irritated 6 year old me. Once in line at Kmart my mom was telling the woman behind us about how I am tall for my age and other dumb poo poo. "Is his father tall?" Before she could answer, I yelled at this poor lady, "No, but the mail man was!" My mother was mortified and I didn't understand why. I just thought it was a funny answer- I didn't realize I was implying my mother was a whore until years later.
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