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Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
My 7yo nephew, being immune to cooties, had a girlfriend from school. He didn't care about girls being icky like all the other boys in his class and they were planning to have a wedding in the back yard this past summer.
But then she broke up with him and he proclaimed (loosely translated): "Oh calamity!" And went to his room.
A full 20 minutes later he returned with a poem:

Once, life was wonderful
I was happy then.
But everything changed.
I still sing this song
I try, hoping for results
But in vain
It all ends here.


He was really sad :unsmith:

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