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The boyfriend and I went out for breakfast on Christmas Eve, and sitting near us were a couple with their daughter, maybe 4 years old. As they're ordering, the girl is chanting "butter butter butter butter." I look over maybe ten minutes later and she's got one of the little butter things from the table and is eating it, looking happy as a clam.
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Dec 26, 2015 19:37
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My friend's three year old earlier at my daughter's birthday party: "I need a cupcake because my stomach hurts."
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Sep 25, 2022 05:13
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Carthag Tuek posted:Preface: in Danish, grandparent nomenclature are basically "mormor" mom-mom for maternal grandmother, "farmor" dad-mom for paternal grandmother, etc It's hilarious. My older daughter will be two in about a month, and she calls my husband "die" (or "dah-ee" but it really just sounds like die). "Daddy" is of course the stuffed dog she got from ikea. She also gleefully says "baby ghai" every time the baby cries, and sometimes when she's not crying. We sort of wonder if she thinks cry is the baby's name. That would at least make the glee less concerning.
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Aug 19, 2023 10:47
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First thing my toddler said on seeing me this evening when I got home from work while she and my husband were eating dinner: "Mommy tiiiired."
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Feb 15, 2024 04:31
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Jade Rider posted:My brother's 4-year-old daughter doing a "grownup impression": Wow, I feel so seen. Toddler: I want Christmas baby shark again! Me: Can you say "please can we watch Christmas baby shark again?" Toddler: OK Me: Can you please say that? Toddler: Say that.
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Mar 24, 2024 17:07
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: I drink coffee EVERY DAY, and fall asleep on the couch, and rock my baby to sleep!