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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF shit kids say: Video tape is ghost?
 
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Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

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Ha, this thread's great.

A random statement I once overheard from a kid to his mom: "I think of funny things, then I LAUGH about them! :haw:"

And an exchange between two kids I was babysitting years ago that has stuck with me ever since:

:v: "If there's 22 things I hate they're ALL BATMAN."

:j: "You do own a Batman backpack."

:v: "...Batman's okay."

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Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

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Taeke posted:

She's totally right, what the gently caress? Not only did you get her hopes up, you also got the hopes up of those poor critters.

When you take her to a petting zoo she knows she's just visiting and not taking one home with her, but take her to an animal shelter, you know, that place people go to take home an animal, it's cruel to give her the expectation and not doing what she learned and expects to be done at that place, namely, take one home with her.

Seriously, what the gently caress?

Emptyquoting this forever, what the hell were you thinking?

That's darkly hilarious though, like do you just troll the poo poo out of your daughter 24/7 like this? Please continue doing so if that's your thinking, the trauma and permanent trust issues are def worth the forums outrage and comedy.

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Dr. Witherbone
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detectivemonkey posted:

It happens to professionals, too.

Thank you for this.

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