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When I was younger, I pronounced 'Invitation' as 'Incantation'. My little sister managed to win I-spy at a resturaunt. She spied something beginning with B. After the whole family and extended family spent ages guessing, even after the food had arrived and we didn't need the distraction. Eventually we gave up, and she told us what it was, with the biggest smile. "Bomato Sauce!" My even younger cousins had an interesting thing. Their mother would always use their first and middle names when telling them off, but the older one got told off more. "Martha May you stop that this instant!". This led to the younger thinking you just said May after someone's name when telling them off. "Mummy May, that's my toy!" Finally, my mother is a teacher, and one time discovered a dead bird on the playing field. It had been attacked by a cat or something, and feathers were everywhere. So she kept the children from going out until it had been cleaned up, and the children wondering why.  "Miss, why can't we go out?" "They just need to tidy up first.""Tidy what up?" "I know what it is!""Really?""A bird popped."
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A stopped child is right twice a day?
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