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Budget Bears
Feb 7, 2011

I had never seen anyone make sweet love to a banjo like this before.
My friend's 2 year old daughter was being really cranky and obviously needed a nap. My friend remarked, "You're tired," to which his daughter replied, "I'm not tired, I'm Batman, and I'm in a forest." :colbert:

Also overheard this joke between two 6-year-olds:
:) "Why did the kids eat their homework?"
:confused: "Why?"
:geno: Because they were African, and they were starving. Kids in Africa are starving.
:confused: "Oh."
:haw: "Do you get it?!"

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