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MisterBibs posted:"The price of growing up is smaller cookies." that is zen as gently caress
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 02:19 |
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 09:43 |
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JustAurora posted:Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 17:34 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask. ... but I wanna
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 20:57 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
These are the things we always cherish though. thanks for sharing
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 01:43 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Rihanna was one of the ringleaders in a student strike today, where they all took over the office and spent hours yelling at the principal/refusing to go back to class. There's a manifesto taped to the principal's computer and when I left they'd stolen fancy padded chairs from somewhere and replaced the lovely ones in their classroom with them. Rihanna is kind of a badass
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 18:42 |
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Seriously is there a "ask me about being a teacher in china" thread im missing out that has all the backstory and like great firewalls of china why you arent in jail or something for being redgoons?
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 22:53 |
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maybe not creep on anybody
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 12:28 |
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Slime posted:#alllivesmatter *smack* bad slime.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 12:34 |
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 14:07 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I didn't even know Dr. Frogout could go Super-Saiyan! i dont get a chance to use that one often so hey win-win
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 15:00 |
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U-DO Burger posted:My five-year-old daughter and three-year-old son were playing together. My son started waving around a toy sword, so my daughter picked up a heart pillow with OXOX embroidered on the front. i think your kids may be Jrpg characters
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 18:19 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:TOM: "One-pump chump." I'm completely stealing this brilliance as an excuse for when i need it.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 12:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 00:44 |
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quote:‘Hate Has No Home Here’ http://winchester.wickedlocal.com/news/20170429/letters-to-editor-of-winchester-star
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 13:50 |
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Alligator Pie posted:I work in a call center which schedules medical appointments for children. On Friday, a Mom called in regards to her son's appointment, and she told me his name so I could look him up. this is great.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 16:44 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:First of all, this was totally unnecessary. curling isnt a sport, its just an ancient tribal ritual of cleaning up your room really fast before your violent mother slides by on the floor of ice.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 00:49 |
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Neurion posted:To playfully discourage a child from smacking a 2 foot Stormtrooper statue made out of LEGO I jokingly told him that he'll wake up the bees inside his helmet. The child stared at me for a second in wide-eyed disbelief before whispering to his mother "They keep bees in there!" Good job creating a mythos bee-goon.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 12:30 |
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Taeke posted:Hell, wasn't it a thing recently that women were putting crushed wasp nests in their vaginas because of Gwyneth Paltrow or something? Your kids say some really weird poo poo friend.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 22:22 |
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tribbledirigible posted:My 2 year old son now yells "Good Morning, Blinkin!" to the robot vacuum when it starts its scheduled sweep without fail. I'm confident when the AI revolution comes, he'll be ok. always nice to your machines seems a good future world survival plan
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 14:26 |
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U-DO Burger posted:When my daughter was two we made very flimsy bat wings that she could wear, and she was the happiest kid for a few minutes. After pretending to fly inside for a bit she pointed out our sixth floor apartment window. you are the best human
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 22:53 |
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U-DO Burger posted:What kind of rear end in a top hat names their kid Von Fock yooou.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 15:49 |
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Pasketti posted:I've been substitute teaching for a few months now and I hear some things, man. when you start getting around 40 its somewhat entertaining to get accused of having a fake id.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 21:59 |
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*blink* yes i suppose that is true.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 20:26 |
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owning your farts is a good headstart to being fearless. kiddos going places.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 21:40 |
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U-DO Burger posted:do you not know what a knight piece looks like I for one am shocked.
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# ¿ May 10, 2018 12:35 |
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Misterbibsyouareincrediblyincorrect.jpg
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# ¿ May 11, 2018 19:53 |
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karate
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 23:34 |
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chris hansen as in bad taste especially for this thread pedo "joke".
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# ¿ May 23, 2019 21:19 |
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This is why we can't have nice things
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# ¿ May 24, 2019 12:01 |
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bibs popping up immediately after hot dogs are mentioned itt had me giggling this morning good job thread
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# ¿ May 25, 2019 13:44 |
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it is for the children though
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 16:26 |
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As someone with a 10 month old who now says dadadadadada like a mantra, I look forward to contributing
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 04:30 |
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my 2 year old saunters over to my desk after lunchtime and leans up against it as im writing an email.. "daddy, so mayyyybe, you are hungry for pudding? we can share"
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 17:05 |
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my 3yr old: "firetrucks put out out fires, usually" me: "what do they do unusually" him: "not put out fires, if they are red" me: "what about other colored firetrucks?" him: "thats none of your business"
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2023 15:19 |
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" have you ever seen poopy pants?" no son. this is a complete stunner for me.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 01:58 |
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 09:43 |
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seriously vibing with cephelopod girl. kiddo just explained to his grandma that "no mass is different from density" and uh if you have young kids physics for babies is solid.
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 22:19 |