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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I was apparently very talkative as a kid, and reasonably observant. Cue my father pushing me through a shop on a shopping cart, and me announcing loudly "no, father, the beer is over there". In my defense, I was right. In his defence, he didn't actually drink that much. :)


(And yes, I thought "dad" was a bit childish. At age 3. I've gotten slightly better.)

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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Ambystoma posted:

When I was a pre-schooler, I apparently told some sweet old lady in a shop that I lived in a "Chinese brothel" since that's what my mum said my room looked like (because she was racist as hell - for those of you who don't know that expression it's a charming way of saying dirty/messy)

My father always preferred the more neutral "like a bombed whorehouse".

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