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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF shit kids say: Video tape is ghost?
 
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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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omnibobb posted:

Ugh, cool babies rock. I worked in a military clinic and was walking through a waiting area and there was a toddler chilling against a pillar and wearing sun glases. There was no immidiate parent around, but plenty of people in the waiting area so I figured this kid was being supervised. As I walked past I waved at the kid and he gave me a thumbs up.
Sounds like the kid was the one doing the supervising. You're lucky you passed his ocular patdown.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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omnibobb posted:

No duster.
I see. My mistake.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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Perceptopolis posted:

Not really a quote, but the little girl I babysat had an odd habit. Upon farting, she would promptly stand up, turn around, cup her hands over the area, and proceed to smell her own. She did this every single time from the time she was about three until I she moved away for college. I never had the heart to tell her prim and proper English teacher mother.
This is how I read it at first.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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Ottoman posted:

In hindsight I hope I wasn't feeding some sort of OCD, but my kneejerk reaction was to get the kid some cleaning supplies.
I liked/didn't mind cleaning the TV when I was a kid, where I hated every other kind of cleaning up, so I wouldn't worry. It's a delightfully limited task where you get to use a spray bottle, and there's an actual point to it, as opposed to any other kind of cleaning up. (From the perspective of a 7 year old at least.)

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

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Cindy Shitbird posted:

just picturing some rando german squatting on top of the tank facing the wall and dropping an orderly poo onto the lid
That's how they used to do, before they adopted Anglo-style toilets in the early 70's.

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