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Thanksgiving, 2 years ago: Me: What are you guys thankful for? Niece (11): Chocolate! Niece (7): Pie! Nephew (9): Humanity. I asked for one of my niece's Christmas lists, and the only thing on it was "treat food." So I got her sardine-shaped chocolates and that was the best gift she had ever gotten apparently. The same niece also asked her mom "How did you get pregnant?" like, of all people, you? To which her brother replied "No one here wants to hear that story." Lastly, on Christmas many years ago, my brother pulled a pair of jeans out of box and matter of factly told my mom, "I am not wearing these." And then tossed them to the side.
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my 4 year old nephew, while his parents were trying to decide whether to pizza or chinese for dinner: "let's just order pizza, for christ's sake."
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i asked my 6yo nephew where he went on his field trip "Fart town."
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