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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF shit kids say: Video tape is ghost?
 
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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
 My two year old niece got glittery Chapstick and decided to slather it all over her face so she would be pretty. After silently laughing at her for a minute or so, I took away the Chapstick and informed her: "Maybe that's enough pretty for now."
Her: "Give it!"
Me:"Say please"
Her:"Please God Damnit!!"
Needless to say, I gave it back to her


Another gem was when we were playing some game with princesses and dragons and she decided I should be the princess and she would be the dragon. When I asked her why she wasn't the princess, she yelled, "I evil!" and ran away flapping her arms

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