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Frostyhawk
Jan 21, 2012

Bird Up!
This is a story I keep getting told about myself when I was little. When I was 6 or so I loving loved Discovery Zone - which if you're not aware was a place with a giant indoor tube maze with slides and ball pits and poo poo. Another thing I really liked was that scene in The Fugitive where Harrison Ford was running through the sewage system to escape Tommy Lee Jones, because it reminded me of Discovery Zone.

The natural conclusion to this was to crawl batshit frantic through the tube maze pretending to avoid capture from an invisible Tommy Lee Jones, until I got to the top of an open slide where everyone could see me and loudly proclaim "I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE!"

I guess I did this more than once.

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Frostyhawk
Jan 21, 2012

Bird Up!

mrbass21 posted:

:) : Student in front row
While class is singing a song called "Special Me" which pretty much consists of "Special, special, special me! I'm as special as can be!" to the tune of twinkle little star

:) whispers: I'm not special.

I'm almost positive this is the kind of poo poo I would pull in pre-k too. I would get upset over the most inane things. Once my kindergarten teacher was explaining that hot dogs are really bad for you, and then apparently I started crying saying that my mom was trying to kill my older brother because she fed him a hot dog the previous night.

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