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I asked my little cousin what he was going to be when he grew up, and he looked at me like I was an idiot and said "A boy." When I was a kid, I used to refer to junk mail catalogues as "cattledogs." I also used to randomly fall down and jerk around like I was having a seizure. If people asked what I was doing, I told them I had strychnine poisoning. (I pronounced it "strike nine" and nobody could figure out what the hell I was saying for like a year, but figuring it out didn't make it any less weird.) And we once had some visitors come to the gate while my mother was in the shower; she told me to ask them to wait, and I ran out of the house screaming "DON'T COME IN! MUM'S NAKED!" Avshalom has a new favorite as of 06:04 on Nov 23, 2013 |
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