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One from me, circa 5 years old: My mom was recording a message for our answering machine and I demanded to be on the tape. All I did was giggle and say "bye" at the end of the message. A couple of weeks later, I listened to the message and heard how high pitched my voice was, and said "I think that was when I was a girl."
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2013 07:17 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 02:06 |
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Kids and psychopaths: not so different.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 10:01 |
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Writer Cath posted:Me: Buddy, why don't you tell me a story? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 03:10 |
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Roommate's friend and her boyfriend are here to visit for the week and they brought their 3-year-old. She wanted me to get a game for her to play on my phone; we ascertained that it was Cut the Rope. She told me in all seriousness, "I played it when I was a woman." Share the secrets of time travel with me, kiddo. Also: : Mommy, I want mac and cheese! : There's none left. : You can't fool me, Mommy. I know there's one left. There was, in fact, one left.
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 05:03 |
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Same kid as my last post couldn't find her sock this morning, and I jokingly asked if it had run away. She responded, "No. It's not alive. " She's smart for a 3-year-old.
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 23:19 |
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The 3-year old has a similar problem, her Gs and occasionally other letters turn into Ds. She told me her mom was making her druids (fried eggs) for breakfast.
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# ¿ May 12, 2015 00:52 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 02:06 |
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Choco1980 posted:"Where does a cow buy milk? what has 3 eyes 6 legs and 2 noses a Cyclops goat with a man wearing a animal suit breeding
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