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Post your favourite poo poo kids say. Creepy things kids have said to you, funny misunderstandings, the best swears from the mouths of babes, all at your fingertypes. My 5-year-old cousin today after a nap: "Suzuki. Y'know why my willy's stickin' up?!" ... "N-no, Jake." "I've been dreaming of hotties, Suzuki. Hotties every night." I'm already laughing and texting his mom when he walks into the bathroom and I hear him say to himself, "Doesn't happen in the monster dreams though, I dunno." Said cousin has also gotten into an insult match with me outside when I was pushing him on the swings and called me an 'eyeball penis poop'.
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Sep 28, 2013 02:15
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:From a 12 year-old girl: "when I grow up, I'm gonna marry a chair. That way when my legs get tired, I can sit on my husband's face." This girl is a thinker. 
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Sep 28, 2013 06:33
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Tree Huffer posted:I also have a student that constantly asks me how to spell words like 'hegemony' and 'incubator.' I used to pull that poo poo all the time as a kid too, I just had a spergy interest in reading and vocab. The good part of this is that other than typos, I rarely ever spell a word incorrectly. The bad part of this is, everyone in my family always asks me to spell something for them when they can't spell it instead of just loving using spell check 
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Sep 28, 2013 18:11
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She's 4 and when I asked her mom about it, she shrugged and said she has no idea where she picks the words up either, but she does it at home too.
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Bippie Mishap posted:My brother was holding my nephew (3yrs old) up under a shower at the beach to get the sand off. Nephew didn't like it at all and yelled "Put me down! I have rights!"  That is just beautiful.The first time my sister saw a character in The Sims get nude (with censor bar of course) she screamed "THAT'S FABULOUS!"
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Sep 29, 2013 05:22
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Sorry about the loss of your brother Jerry Manderbilt.  My smallest cousin (doesn't even talk all that much yet) loves to watch me play Team Fortress 2, I don't mind letting her watch because it's cartoony and silly for an FPS. She is not scared of it in the slightest. The Heavy is her favourite, she calls him "raaaarrrrrrrrrr"  She demands we watch videos of raaarrrrr on YouTube every time she comes over. Her dad thinks this is hilarious.
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Oct 7, 2013 19:32
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bringmyfishback posted:More anti-Japanese sentiment from tiny Koreans: I have a question, I know there's a lot of anti-Japanese sentiment in Korea but is there much NK hate among schoolchildren too?
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Oct 10, 2013 02:13
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Yes kids drawings are fine.
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Oct 10, 2013 02:27
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My only memory of primary school was that I asked this kid named Jordan where he lived, and he (with hand motions) said "Down the street, turn, down the street, turn, down the street, turn, and then you'll see this house..."
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Nov 2, 2013 22:46
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I called those fancy white formal gloves "gladyses" (as in the woman's name Gladys) and no one knows why. My mom couldn't figure out what the gently caress I wanted when I whined I wanted gladyses just like Cinderella has.
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Nov 5, 2013 06:15
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Lolitas Alright! posted:My almost-3 year old was sitting on the toilet a week and a half ago or so, singing the conga line song, but with the word "penis". So I was hearing "Penis, penis, PEEEE-NIS! Penis, penis, PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NIS!" for a good ten minutes. I'm sorry to tell you this but your 3 year old owns 
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Nov 15, 2013 09:03
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Nurge posted:My favourite thing children say is probably how hats/moustaches/beards are bad. Literal idiots caring about what someone else wears or chooses to grow on their face is hilarious to me. Have you been being picked on in the pony aisle
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Nov 27, 2013 04:06
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rectal cushion posted:My son (aged three) is not a fan of potty training. The other day he proudly told me that "when I'm a grown man, I'm going to buy some very big diapers and poop in them" It's too late to fix him, from your username it seems to run in the family
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