PYF shit kids say: Video tape is ghost?

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Aerdan: Apr 14, 2012; Not Dennis NEDry

Several months ago, when I was living with a friend and her family, they were watching a horror movie on Netflix when her little brother (he's 3) pipes up in the middle of a suspenseful scene with "chocolate miiiiiiilk!" at the top of his lungs. Needless to say, the plot was lost by all.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 22:30

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 01:38

Aerdan: Apr 14, 2012; Not Dennis NEDry

It came from imgur:

(I don't care if it's stdh.txt or not, it sounds about right to me.)

# ¿ Dec 29, 2013 08:35

Aerdan: Apr 14, 2012; Not Dennis NEDry

Overheard at the grocery store:

(dad and 3-4 year old daughter are talking about random stuff, I wasn't listening that closely)
Dad: "Where do you get your information?"
Daughter, glibly: "Nowhere!"

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 22:56

Aerdan: Apr 14, 2012; Not Dennis NEDry

Swiped from Facebook:

quote:

On line at the market, small person says, "That lady has blue hair!"
So I turned and said, "Yes! Well observed!"
Small person: Why do you have blue hair?
Parent: Don't bother people, child.
Me: It's OK. I have blue hair because I couldn't find a good job so now I let people invent different hair colors and test them on me.
Small person: ...
Parent: ...
Small person: Is that a true story?
Me: No, it's not. You are a very smart person, to know a story isn't true!
Small person: Is it like fake news?
Me: It is EXACTLY like fake news.
Small person: You know, fake news is just another word for LIE.
Me: You are completely right. I was lying. And you are very clever for seeing right through my fake news.
Small person: So why IS your hair blue?
Me: Because I like blue.
Small person: See, that is the truth and not fake, and that's what you should say because being fake is just lying.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:48

Aerdan: Apr 14, 2012; Not Dennis NEDry

U-DO Burger posted:

I, uh, may have played Dragon Quest VIII in front of them. Still, it was kind of weird seeing my daughter grinding for rare drops.

It can be hard to play Mario in front of her because Bowser is her favorite character, and whenever I win she gets worried that he got hurt. But if I lose she'll suggest that this game is too hard for me and I should try something else.

Play Bowser's Inside Story or Super Mario RPG (at least, after the introductory invasion of his castle, anyway).

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 05:46